Saturday, 24 August 2019

Crawl - The scoop and digest

Alexandre Aja's second creature feature is a much more serious affair than the tongue-in-cheek Piranha 3D.

Kaya Scodelario - Hayley
Barry Pepper - Dave

Summary

During the devastation of a Category 5 hurricane, Hayley returns to flooded home and finds her injured father Dave unconscious in the basement.

Upon dragging pops to safety, a vicious alligator suddenly appears.

If that wasn't bad enough, reptile's got a few friends.

The battle for survival begins.

Plenty of bite

Commercially at least, I imagine this will be moderately successful, but disaster horror is certainly more impressive than you'd think.

Self-contained premise is remarkably similar to Bait (2012).

Hurricane rather than tsunami and gators instead of sharks?

(Pulls face).

Anyway, CG for both reptiles and storm convinces, performances are good, and action sequences deliver suspense and visceral gore.

I did worry that 'estranged daughter inevitably making up with father' would overwhelm matters, but good old-fashioned tension fest finds the right balance.

Minor characters are here only for gator chow and although performances from leads are good, we don't particularly care if they live or die.

For the record, both survive.

Dave says: "We are gonna beat these pea-brained lizard shits."

Ha ha ha!

I'm reliably informed houses with basements in Florida are rarer than rocking horse shit, as ground is mostly sand.

Accomplished swimmer or not, there is no way on God's fucking earth that Hayley (or any human being for that matter), could outswim a gator.

Friday, 23 August 2019

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood - The scoop and digest

Although largely fictional, Quentin Tarantino's ninth film amalgamates both real people and the Charles Manson murders into storyline.

Title pays homage to Sergio Leone's Once Upon a Time trilogy, comprising of in 'the West', Duck, You Sucker! (aka ...the Revolution in some European releases) and 'in America'.

Leonardo DiCaprio - Rick Dalton
Brad Pitt - Cliff Booth
Margot Robbie - Sharon Tate
Emile Hirsh - Jay Sebring
Margaret Qualley - Pussycat
Austin Butler - Charles 'Tex' Watson

Summary

Los Angeles, 1969.

As Hollywood's Golden Age nears its end, Rick Dalton, former star of Western TV series Bounty Law, is told by casting agent his career is all but over.

Dalton's general dogsbody Cliff Booth relies on friend for work, as stunt double is rumoured to have offed trouble and strife.

Retirement is the last thing on their minds, but dynamic duo get a rude awakening when navigating old stomping ground.

Booth gives young hitchhiker 'Pussycat' a lift back to Spahn Ranch, where Booth suspects resident hippies are exploiting the services of owner George, as former stuntman recognises location was once used to shoot Bounty Law.

Booth teaches family member a brutal lesson for slashing tyre.

In retaliation, the Mansons plot revenge.

Mid-credits

Dalton stars in Red Apple cigarette advert.

'Take a bit and feel all right'.

Ending

As Booth, his dog Brandy and Dalton have already eliminated Manson Family members before they can theoretically get to Sharon Tate's house, real-life victims are given a fictional happy ending.

For once, I liked how Tarantino fucked with history.

Personal love letter

Okay, Tinseltown epic isn't the masterpiece I expected, but still good.

DiCaprio and Pitt sizzle and Margaret Qualley's performance is nearly as impressive as armpit hair.

Damn girl, just use a merkin already.

Cinematography is sumptuous and against a soundtrack that rocks, converted LA setting is good enough to eat.

Apart from Roman Polanski (Rafal Zawierucha), other real-life figures include Steve McQueen (Damian Lewis), Charles Manson (Damon Herriman) and James Stacy (Timothy Olyphant).

Oh, and some high-kicking geezer nobody's heard of.

More soon.

Consumer advice promises 'strong bloody violence'.

We wait, wait, wait some more, and KABOOM!

Last 10 minutes or so finally justifies cert and sequence is bloody hilarious.

Even though Dalton using flamethrower kept from previous Nazi film was no surprise, set up is genius.

Dalton amusingly explains home invasion incident to nosy neighbour.

"Yeah I torched her. Burned her ass to a crisp."

Ha ha ha!

Some scenes are based on and/or inspired by actual events.

Before his murder, stuntman Donald 'Shorty' Shea worked on the Spahn Ranch and tried to warn owner about Manson family, echoing situation already described.

Booth asks Tex's name, who responds "I'm the Devil, and I came to do the Devil's business."

Real-life counterpart said exact same thing to victims during the Sharon Tate house murders.

"I am the Devil and I am here to do the Devil's work' was slightly altered for The Devil's Rejects.

Problems

Reportedly taking 5 years to write, screenplay can be lazy, even boring.

Never thought I'd say that about a QT film.

Laid back narrative has little tension, running time is overly long and littered with pointless scenes.

Apart from looking amazing (as always), all Margot Robbie's character really does is watch her own films at the cinema.

What a waste.

Bruce Lee

Mike Moh portrays martial arts legend as an arrogant asshole, claiming he'd cripple Muhammad Ali, who apparently, also beat the shit out of stuntmen.

Film or not, totally disrespectful.

Monday, 19 August 2019

Artistic beauty in music IV

Welcome to the penultimate episode.

Burzum - Umskiptar
Nótt - Peter Nicolai Arbo
Coldplay - Prospekt's March EP
Battle of Poitiers - Eugène Delacroix
Deep Purple - Deep Purple
The Garden of Earthly Delights (right panel detail) - Hieronymus Bosch
Dissimulation - Atiduokit Mirusius
Study after Velázquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X - Francis Bacon
Doll by Doll - Grand Passion
The Kiss - Gustav Klimt
Holograms - Forever
Dante and Virgil (detail) - William-Adolphe Bouguereau
Mercyless - Abject Offerings
Christ of St. John of the Cross - Salvador Dali
Pearls Before Swine - ...Beautiful Lies You Could Live In
Ophelia - John Everett Millais
Team Ghost - Celebrate What You Can't See EP
The Nymphaeum - William-Adolphe Bouguereau
The Allstar Project - Into the Ivory Tower
The Course of Empire: Destruction - Thomas Cole
The Obsessed - Lunar Womb
Saturn Devouring His Son - Francisco Goya
Jamie T - Trick
Solomon Eagle - Paul Falconer Poole
Absurd - Facta Loquutur (2002 re-issue)
Thor's Fight with the Giants - Mårten Eskil Winge
Anaal Nathrakh - In the Constellation of the Black Widow
The Raven - Gustave Doré
Arcana - Dark Age of Reason
Isle of the Dead (fifth version) - Arnold Böcklin
Arghoslent - Hornets of the Pogrom
Revolt of Cairo - Anne-Louis Girodet
Atomic Rooster - Death Walks Behind You
Nebuchadnezzar - William Blake
Birds and Buildings - Bantam to Behemoth
The Garden of Earthly Delights (left panel detail) - Hieronymus Bosch
Bolt Thrower - The IVth Crusade
Entry of the Crusaders in Constantinople - Eugène Delacroix
Chris Liebing - Burn Slow
The Entry of Animals into Noah's Ark - Jan Brueghel the Elder
Iced Earth - Burnt Offerings
Lucifer, King of Hell - Gustave Doré
Celtic Frost - Into the Pandemonium
The Garden of Earthly Delights (right panel detail) - Hieronymus Bosch
Comecon - Converging Conspiracies
The (Little) Tower of Babel - Pieter Brueghel the Elder
Cryptopsy - None So Vile
Herodias with the Head of John the Baptist - Elisabetta Sirani
Deicide - Till Death Do Us Part
Death and Wife (detail) - Hans Baldung
Doomsword - Doomsword
Thor Battering the Midgard Serpent - Henry Fuseli
Enigma - The Platinum Collection
Lady with an Ermine - Leonardo da Vinci
Fatal Nostalgia - A Gathering of Ghosts
The Death of Marat (detail) - Jacques-Louis David
Great White - Sail Away
Raft of the Medusa - Théodore Géricault
Ismo Alanko - Taiteiljaelamaa
The Last Supper (detail) - Leonardo da Vinci
Kansas - Masque
Water - Giuseppe Arcimboldo
Parnassus - Let the Stars Fall and the Kingdom Come
The Last Judgment - Frans Floris
Pearls Before Swine - These Things Too
Christ Blessing - Giovanni Bellini
Windir - Likferd
Adolph Tidemand and Hans Gude - Burial at Sognefjord
Next time, it all ends.

Thursday, 15 August 2019

Resident Evil 3: Nemesis - Beyond the Horror

Title screen

Image is an expanded version of European cover art.
Concept art switches perspective.
Pose of Jill's relentless pursuer grabbing Brad isn't unique.

Observe.

Street Fighter Alpha 2
Geezer's identity during Sagat's pre-match animation is unknown, but is strongly rumoured to be Go Hibiki.
Because it sure as shit ain't Dan, who before becoming playable in sequel, debuted as a secret character in 1995 original.
For those who don't know, design purposely mirrors SNK's Art of Fighting heroes Ryo Sakazaki (gi) and Robert Garcia (ponytail).

All in good humour you understand.

During the release of Street Fighter II: Champion Edition, co-designer Akiman whipped up this very nice pen and ink job, which became the basis for Dan.
More more more.

Donovan and Morrigan in the intro of Vampire Hunter: Darkstalkers' Revenge.
And.

Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition
A victorious Oni grabs whoever.
(Brilliant).

Yes I know.

Copy and paste

Details from Resi 2 are reused in different locations.

Quite hard to spot, but Arukas is written on sign inside opening area.
Okay then.

Above the Rim


DeLorean


Something weird.

Burger Kong* and Wanted poster



*Previously Kong Burger.

(Confused smile).

Playboy, June 1989


Just for a fucking laugh, they nicked swimwear model from Resi Evil.


Hmmm.

Welcome mat 
Who knows if there's anything in this, but correct spelling may be poking fun at Resi 2.

Wellcome
Signage

Alcoholic beverages prohibited Monday Friday
(Can't really make out the rest).
Dogs must be on leach and owners must remove dog excrement
Of course it should be leash.
'No' Smoking
And yet.

Smoking permitted
Raccoon City is a fucking odd place.

Vanity

Capcom
Horoki Ohnishi (background creator)
Kurahashi (as in Yuki) (background artist)
Bottom right of Epilogue files reads 'I love you Shinji Mikami'
Miscellany

Near Grill 13, a movie theatre is showing Biohazard 4.
Curiously, Japanese name remains in North American and European releases, with the former using same image as cover art.
Resident Evil 4 originally debuted on Gamecube in 2005.
But wait, peeping zombie first appeared in 1997.

Resi Evil: Director's Cut came bundled with interactive demo of Resi 2, and when brief stint ends...
Carlos visits Raccoon Hospital, which has Dino Crisis and its game completion screen pinned on notice board.
Also to the right, is a cancer ribbon.

Eagle's Petshop refs Street Fighter character.
Dario Rosso
First name refs horror supremo Dario Argento and surname is Italian for Red.

Argento made a film called Profondo rosso, or Deep Red.
Code: Veronica
Vending machine is named after doomed surname.
RPD bicycle
Here's a cheeky one.

For reasons unknown, Stagla gas station stacks Shaft Type-P containers (doors found in Resi 2's lab) and poster shows an exotic dancer.
Marvin's Report
September 26th entry is based upon an autopsy report of a 42 year old restaurant owner.
Age could be a throwaway reference to Plant 42
Exevir is associated with malware.
WHAT?

Comic book artist Todd McFarlane is most famous for creating Spawn.
Here's something rather unbelievable.

Clock Tower features a photo of Alexandra, from 90s Nickelodeon's TV series The Secret World of Alex Mack


Last, but by no means least.

Take a look at biological bastard during second 'fight to the death' battle with Nemesis.
Ugly mug smacks of Regenerator's friend Iron Maiden in Resi 4.
Boom!