Wednesday, 28 May 2025

Karate Kid: Legends - The scoop and digest

From a screenplay by Rob Lieber, Jonathan Entwistle's standalone story takes place after Cobra Kai and retcons events of The Karate Kid (2010).

Jackie Chan - Mr. Han
Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Ben Wang - Li Fong
Sadie Stanley - Mia Lipani
Joshua Jackson - Victor Lipani
Aramis Knight - Conor Day

Summary

In Beijing, Li Fong's mother tracks son down and forces kung fu prodigy to live with her in New York City.

Before leaving, she makes him promise to give up fighting because his brother was stabbed and killed after winning a tournament.

Dude befriends Mia (who becomes a pseudo love interest) and her father Victor at family's pizzeria.

It doesn't take long for Li to clash with her ex-boyfriend Conor Day, who just happens to be the local karate champion.

(Sigh).

Mr. Han reconnects with Li and after Daniel comes to New York, they train Li for the Five Boroughs Tournament, where matches are the first to eight points or decided by KO.

Two branches, one tree

I didn't expect anything revolutionary, but ignoring stylistic approach of occasionally splitting screen into sections like a comic book - this is just a lazy rehash of original, less the charm, heart or personality.

Characters are terrible and action doesn't fare much better either.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, a decent chunk of running time is taken up by a bizarre sub plot involving Li training Victor, so ex-boxer can step inside the ring again to pay off a debt to O'Shea, who is also Conor's sensei.

Obviously the main selling point is making Chan part of the original universe, but he only appears for about 20 minutes.  As for Macchio, he's given almost nothing to do.

Rooftop climax dubbed 'Showdown in the Sky' contains zero drama or excitement .

Spoiler alert.

Li wins 8-7.

Before end credits roll, Daniel shares a pizza with Johnny Lawrence, who suggests opening a new karate-themed pizzeria called Miyagi Dough.

Finally, let's talk about how shit begins.

Okinawa, Japan 1986.

Actual footage of The Karate Kid Part II is shown, with Mr. Miyagi telling Daniel about how Shimpo Sensei got drunk on his boat and woke up off the coast of China.

Then we get brand new dialogue and animation, revealing that the Han family teaching him kung fu led to the birth of Miyagi Karate.

Trouble is, sequel was released in 1986, but is primarily set six months after original in June 1985.

Do your homework for fuck's sake.

Making things 'worse', Mr Han shows Daniel a photograph of him and Miyagi together, stating it was taken in 1985.

I don't know whether to wax on or wax off.

Tuesday, 27 May 2025

The Last of Us - Season 2

For full opinion, please browse post history between April-May.

Episode 1 - Future Days

Written and directed by Craig Mazin

In Salt Lake City, a group of Fireflies bury the dead from the hospital massacre.  Tending her father's grave, one such member Abby (Kaitlyn Dever), vows to find Joel and kill him slowly.

5 years later at Tommy's settlement in Jackson, Wyoming, Ellie (now 19) is estranged from Joel after telling her porky pies about the Fireflies.

Joel visits psychotherapist Gail (Catherine O'Hara), with original character revealing that client killed her husband Eugene.

During a patrol, Ellie kills a new type of infected capable of silent cover and stalking, but is bitten in the process.

At a New Year's Eve party, Ellie and Dina (Isabela Merced) kiss, prompting Seth (Robert John Burke) to call them 'dykes'.  Joel attacks him for doing so, but Ellie doesn't need his fucking help.

As tendrils emerge through a broken sewage pipe, Abby and her crew observe the town from afar.

Episode 2 - Through the Valley

Written by Craig Mazin
Directed by Mark Mylod

Abby warns her past self not to enter the room where her father was killed.

When she awakes, Abby scopes out Jackson.

Ellie chats with Jesse (Young Mazino) who tells her that Joel is already on a patrol with Dina.

After Abby inadvertently awakes a horde of infected hiding beneath the snow, Joel rescues her and they meet with Dina, who says his name.

Uh oh.

Abby convinces them to go back to the lodge where her friends are waiting.

Amidst this, more tendrils are found inside a pipe, redirecting the infected to attack Tommy's settlement, resulting in multiple human casualties.

When Joel says they must leave, Dina is held at gunpoint and knocked out.

Abby gives a lengthy monologue and kneecaps Joel, then repeatedly bashes wound with a golf club until it breaks.

Ellie is restrained and forced to watch Abby apply the killer blow by stabbing him in the neck with the broken end.

Jesse turns up and Joel's body is taken with them.

Episode 3 - The Path

Written by Craig Mazin
Directed by Peter Hoar

Three months after Joel's death, Jackson is recovering from the assault by the infected.

At Joel's house, Dina tells Ellie she knows that Abby leads the Washington Liberation Front out of Seattle.

We briefly meet the Seraphites and a little girl called Constance, who hide after hearing Abby's crew closing in.

At a council meeting, Ellie's proposal to find and execute the people that killed Joel out of justice rather than revenge is rejected.

Ellie and Dina leave for Seattle, with Seth assisting unauthorised escape.

En route, Ellie visits Joel's grave and when they arrive on the city's outskirts, find a mass of Seraphite corpses.

Meanwhile, armoured vehicles and WLF soldiers take to the streets.

Episode 4 - Day One

Written by Craig Mazin
Directed by Kate Herron

2018, Seattle Quarantine Zone.

Opening shows Sergeant Isaac Dixon (Jeffrey Wright) killing a group of FEDRA soldiers and joining the WLF.

Eleven years later, Ellie and Dina enter a building and find a room of WLF members hung and disembowelled, with a Seraphite tag on a nearby wall.

After escaping inside a tunnel, pursuing soldiers inadvertently animate tendrils from the heat of flares.

Fleeing the infected horde, Ellie allows herself to be bitten to protect Dina.  Presuming she's about to turn, Dina points a gun at love interest, forcing Ellie to reveal that she's immune to infection.

The next day, they hear somebody mention Nora over the radio and prepare to leave for Lakehill.

Episode 5 - Feel Her Love

Written by Craig Mazin
Directed by Stephen Williams

At Lakehill Hospital, Elise Park tells WLF commander Hanrahan about how she sealed her son Leon in the basement after his team discovered spores.

Area is where the infected were taken and placed in quarantine when the Cordyceps outbreak began in '03.

Seattle, Day Two.

After confirming Nora's location, Ellie and Dina take a shortcut through a derelict warehouse populated by stalkers.

Jesse rescues them and flee the WLF, taking refuge in a park controlled by the Seraphites.

He came with Tommy, but split up to cover more ground.

Ellie creates a diversion so Jesse and Dina can escape back to the theatre, while leading lady discovers the hospital.

When Nora refuses to give up Abby, Ellie beats her leg (not face) multiple times with a pipe, presumably killing her.

In a flashback, Ellie wakes to Joel greeting her.

Episode 6 - The Price

Written by Neil Druckmann, Halley Gross and Craig Mazin
Directed by Neil Druckmann

Austin, Texas 1983.

Javier Miller (Tony Dalton) confronts his son Joel (Andrew Diaz) about him beating up a dealer while Tommy (David Miranda) was buying pot.

2024.

On Ellie's 15th birthday, Joel gives her a cake and gee-tar.

2025.

Joel takes Ellie to a science museum, where she simulates the launch of Apollo 11 inside a spaceship module.

2026.

Ellie smokes pot with ex-girlfriend Kat who just tattooed her arm.

March 2028.

On her 19th birthday, Ellie goes on her first patrol.

They come across Eugene (Joe Pantoliano), revealing he was bit.  With time not on his side, Joel promises he will see Gail in person.  But after sending Ellie away to bring the horses, Joel executes him off screen.

Back at Jackson, Joel lies to Gail, saying her husband took his own life.

Ellie spitefully grasses on Joel, leaving Gail heartbroken, partly explaining why Ellie and Joel are estranged in Future Days.

Nine months later.

After Ellie scolds Joel for protecting her from bigot sandwich Seth during the New Year's Eve party, a new scene plays out on his porch.

She gives him one last chance to tell her what really happened with the Fireflies.

And he does, acknowledging there weren't any other immune people, no raiders, and she was the key to developing a cure (even though procedure would've killed her).

He also admits to murdering Marlene.

In the game, sequence happened right at the end.

Err, logic please?

Three months later in Seattle, Ellie approaches the theatre to rendezvous with Dina and Jesse.

Episode 7 - Convergence

Written by Neil Druckmann, Halley Gross and Craig Mazin
Directed by Nina Lopez-Corrado

Ellie tells Dina that she didn't murder Nora and simply left her to rot in the basement.

Seattle, Day Three.

Ellie and Jesse leave Dina behind to rendezvous with Tommy at a bookstore, but he's not there.

Over the radio, they hear WLF soldiers reporting a sniper at the marina.

Going upstairs, Ellie remembers the only two words Nora kept saying, 'the 'whale' and 'wheel', referring to the aquarium.

Nora didn't say any such thing by the way, at least not on screen.

Anyway, Ellie and Jesse embark on separate journeys.

Hearing Mel and Owen arguing, Ellie forces them to pinpoint Abby's location on a map.  Owen goes for a gun and is killed instantly when shot in the throat.  The bullet also catches the side of Mel's neck, who before bleeding to death, asks Ellie to perform a low transverse C-section to save her baby.

Err, WHAT?

Jesse arrives with Tommy and they go back to the theatre, where Abby is waiting in the next room.  She shoots Jesse dead and holds Tommy at gunpoint.

How did Abby know of their location? In the game, Ellie left her map behind (dumb yes), but here - she's fucking psychic.

Even though Ellie tells Abby she killed her friends and not Tommy, Abby still points the gun at her and fires, but screen cuts to black.

Two days earlier, Abby is woken up by Manny, showing the WLF are stationed inside a giant baseball stadium.

The Last of Us: Season 2 - Episode 7

Convergence

Written by Neil Druckmann, Halley Gross and Craig Mazin
Directed by Nina Lopez-Corrado

Ellie tells Dina that she didn't murder Nora and simply left her to rot in the basement.

Seattle, Day Three.

Ellie and Jesse leave Dina behind to rendezvous with Tommy at a bookstore, but he's not there.

Over the radio, they hear WLF soldiers reporting a sniper at the marina.

Going upstairs, Ellie remembers the only two words Nora kept saying, 'the 'whale' and 'wheel', referring to the aquarium.

Nora didn't say any such thing by the way, at least not on screen.

Anyway, Ellie and Jesse embark on separate journeys.

Hearing Mel and Owen arguing, Ellie forces them to pinpoint Abby's location on a map.  Owen goes for a gun and is killed instantly when shot in the throat.  The bullet also catches the side of Mel's neck, who before bleeding to death, asks Ellie to perform a low transverse C-section to save her baby.

Err, WHAT?

Jesse arrives with Tommy and they go back to the theatre, where Abby is waiting in the next room.  She shoots Jesse dead and holds Tommy at gunpoint.

How did Abby know of their location? In the game, Ellie left her map behind (dumb yes), but here - she's fucking psychic.

Even though Ellie tells Abby she killed her friends and not Tommy, Abby still points the gun at her and fires, but screen cuts to black.

Two days earlier, Abby is woken up by Manny, showing the WLF are stationed inside a giant baseball stadium.

Bad fuckin' weather

A soul-crushing end to a season full of lows and few highs, that I only stuck with out of morbid curiosity.

Pacing is once again all over the place, with climax horribly rushed. 

Considering live-action Ellie at no point gets physical, I'm therefore confused why back is so badly injured?

En route to aquarium, a huge wave capsizes Ellie's boat, where a pointless sequence on 'Scar Island' plays out.

Druckmann purposely changed Ellie's character to be less bloodthirsty and apparently more likable, but ironically, Ramsey's terrible acting has had the opposite effect.

HBO has already renewed season 3 which will obviously focus on Abby's story.

But I'd suggest narrative won't be completed until 2027, which would be absolutely ridiculous.

Wednesday, 21 May 2025

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning - The scoop and digest

Christopher McQuarrie returns to co-write screenplay with Erik Jendresen.

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Hayley Atwell - Grace
Ving Rhames - Luther
Simon Pegg - Benji
Henry Czerny - Eugene Kittridge
Angela Bassett - Erika Sloane
Esai Morales - Gabriel
Greg Tarzan Davis - Degas
Pom Klementieff - Paris

Summary

Two months after the events of Dead Reckoning Part One, the truth-eating parasitic A.I. known as the Entity has infested every corner of cyberspace.

The Entity can only be controlled by its original source code, located inside missing Russian submarine the Sevastopol.

Combining the Podkova (a counter-acoustic algorithmic drive) with Luther's Poison Pill creates a digital toxin, and when uploaded to a physical data drive, will trap the Entity forever.

In four days time, anti-god will acquire the world's entire atomic arsenal and annihilate humankind.

But I'm sure Hunt's team will "figure it out."

Lord of Lies

For over an hour, I was really bored.  Badly written conversations spend a lot of time flashing back to previous films and often edited so they lead into another scene.

Dialogue contains heavy exposition, with Benji spewing gratuitous tech babble.

I know that's what series does, but even so.

Apart from a few fist fights and brief gunplay, action is skinny.

Morales' villain hasn't improved from Part One and still has the charisma of a dead slug.

While film is mediocre at best, stunts are on another fucking level.

At St. Matthew Island, Hunt dives into the Bering Sea to retrieve the Podkova from the Sevastopol wreckage.  Amidst frozen corpses of the crew, he accidentally causes sub to slide down the continental shelf, making underwater sequence tense, claustrophobic and disorientating.

Once in Austria, we switch between Benji, Grace and Paris hacking a server in the Doomsday Vault and Hunt commandeering a biplane.

Trust me, climax is absolutely breathtaking, easily topping anything crazy bastard has ever performed.

Gabriel jumps using parachute and dies after hitting rudder.

Hunt escapes with the Pill allowing Grace to complete the upload, safely isolating the Entity.

Back in London, Grace gives Hunt the drive and the IMF team go their separate ways.

Tuesday, 20 May 2025

The Last of Us: Season 2 - Episode 6

The Price

Written by Neil Druckmann, Halley Gross and Craig Mazin
Directed by Neil Druckmann

Austin, Texas 1983.

Javier Miller (Tony Dalton) confronts his son Joel (Andrew Diaz) about him beating up a dealer while Tommy (David Miranda) was buying pot.

2024.

On Ellie's 15th birthday, Joel gives her a cake and gee-tar.

2025.

Joel takes Ellie to a science museum, where she simulates the launch of Apollo 11 inside a spaceship module.

2026.

Ellie smokes pot with ex-girlfriend Kat who just tattooed her arm.

March 2028.

On her 19th birthday, Ellie goes on her first patrol.

They come across Eugene (Joe Pantoliano), revealing he was bit.  With time not on his side, Joel promises he will see Gail in person.  But after sending Ellie away to bring the horses, Joel executes him off screen.

Back at Jackson, Joel lies to Gail, saying her husband took his own life.

Ellie spitefully grasses on Joel, leaving Gail heartbroken, partly explaining why Ellie and Joel are estranged in Future Days.

Nine months later.

After Ellie scolds Joel for protecting her from bigot sandwich Seth during the New Year's Eve party, a new scene plays out on his porch.

She gives him one last chance to tell her what really happened with the Fireflies.

And he does, acknowledging there weren't any other immune people, no raiders, and she was the key to developing a cure (even though procedure would've killed her).

He also admits to murdering Marlene.

In the game, sequence happened right at the end.

Err, logic please?

Three months later in Seattle, Ellie approaches the theatre to rendezvous with Dina and Jesse.

The Last of Joel

Pescal kills every scene, but Ramsey butchers most of them.

To be fair, emotional outburst does deserve some credit in penultimate scene.

Highlights from the game are admirably recreated and I suppose brand new material worked.

Ignoring 'dicks and vaginas', Ramsey observes something rather bizarre in the woods.

"There's a little squirrel fucking a big squirrel."

I'm sure that will 'increase' Ramsey's popularity no end.

Sunday, 18 May 2025

The Surfer - The scoop and digest

Lorcan Finnegan's psychological thriller is written by Thomas Martin and scored by François Tétaz.

Nicolas Cage - The Surfer
Julian McMahon - Scally
Justin Rosniak - The Cop
Alexander Bertrand - Pitbull
Nic Cassim - The Bum
Miranda Tapsell - The Photographer
Rahel Romahn - The Estate Agent
Adan Sollis - The Barista
Charlotte Maggi - Jenny
Finn Little - The Kid

Summary

In the run up to Christmas, the eponymous Surfer returns with his son to Luna Bay in Australia to buy his childhood home on Clifftop Drive.

When attempting to surf, they're immediately confronted by Pitbull, screaming "Don't live here, don't surf here."

Self-styled guru Scally (real name Scott Callahan) runs the Bay Boys (inspired by real-life gang The Lunada Bay Boys), tells them to leave.

The Surfer takes the Kid home, but father returns to the beach.

After stealing his board, hostile locals make the Surfer's life a living hell, causing him to gradually lose grip on reality.

Look the beast in the eye

Candle burns slowly, but watching Cage's descent into madness is fascinating.

Famished and dehydrated, desperate geezer is forced into bin-raiding, munching on bird eggs and drinking a puddle of beer.  Suffice to say, volcano eventually erupts.

The Surfer is eventually initiated into Scally's cult, telling him that shit was a test to prove he was worthy enough to buy house.

"Before you can everything, you have to experience nothing."

Explanation is unsatisfying to say the least.

Climax focuses on the Bum, who before turning the gun on himself, executes Scally for killing his son and dog.

Despite taking clear inspiration from The Swimmer (1968), this essentially plagiarises 1971 classic Wake in Fright, adapted from Kenneth Cook's 1961 debut novel of same name.

Amusingly, both are even set at Christmas time.

For the record, original film was remade as a two-part TV miniseries in 2017.  

Thursday, 15 May 2025

Clown in a Cornfield - The scoop and digest

Eli "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil" Craig co-writes screenplay with Carter Blanchard to adapt the first in Adam Cesare's young adult novel series.

Katie Douglas - Quinn
Aaron Abrams - Glenn
Carson MacCormac - Cole
Kevin Durand - Arthur
Will Sasso - Sheriff Dunne
Bradley Sawatzky - Mr. Vern
Vincent Muller - Rust
Jean-Jacques Javier - Otis
Daina Leitold - Trudy

Summary

1991, Kettle Springs, Missouri.

Teenagers Jessica and Tyler leave a party at the Baypen Corn Syrup Factory for a dose of loving, only to be murdered by a clown in a...

Now.

After their matriarch Samantha died from an overdose, Glenn and his 17-year-old daughter Quinn arrive in town for a fresh start.

At school, Quinn meets Janet, Ronnie, Tucker, Matt and Cole, whose grandfather invented Baypen and founded town one hundred years ago.

One night, they prank Quinn by recording one of them getting killed by Frendo.

When she's sent latest video, Quinn notices another Frendo watching in the background.

The body count begins.

Never fuck with Frendo

Although immediately comparable to Wes Craven's Scream (setting may as well be Woodsboro), teen slasher is still a bloody decent time.

Initially, there's only one killer, but that all changes in the last 40 minutes.

On each anniversary of Founder's Day, Sheriff Dunn, Mr. Vern, Otis and Trudy don the Frendo mask to preserve the town's history and culture, 'cleansing' those who disrupt it.

Cole's father Arthur Hill reveals himself to be the leader and Baypen Factory arsonist, and plans to kill his son and Quinn as a staged murder suicide.

Of course, shit doesn't pan out that way, as Quinn, Glenn and weird neighbour Rust fight back.

As Arthur escapes, Frendo could return.  But that depends on demand.

Wednesday, 14 May 2025

The Last of Us: Season 2 - Episode 5

Feel Her Love

Written by Craig Mazin
Directed by Stephen Williams

At Lakehill Hospital, Elise Park tells WLF commander Hanrahan about how she sealed her son Leon in the basement after his team discovered spores.

Area is where the infected were taken and placed in quarantine when the Cordyceps outbreak began in '03.

Seattle, Day Two.

After confirming Nora's location, Ellie and Dina take a shortcut through a derelict warehouse populated by stalkers.

Jesse rescues them and flee the WLF, taking refuge in a park controlled by the Seraphites.

He came with Tommy, but split up to cover more ground.

Ellie creates a diversion so Jesse and Dina can escape back to the theatre, while leading lady discovers the hospital.

When Nora refuses to give up Abby, Ellie beats her leg (not face) multiple times with a pipe, presumably killing her.

In a flashback, Ellie wakes to Joel greeting her.

It's in the air

Props for finally introducing spores and although Leon 'cocooned' inside wall was pretty much Aliens, basement looked impressive.

Aside from weak dialogue, confused humour, omitting Tommy and toning down violence, Bella Ramsey's acting is getting fucking worse, embarrassing even.

She was okay in the first season, but totally unconvincing here.

Ignoring Abby's epic story, game contained three flashback sequences.

Two with Joel and Ellie and one with Joel and Tommy.

Will series take bites from all?

Tune in next week to find out.

Tuesday, 13 May 2025

Final Destination: Bloodlines - The scoop and digest

From a screenplay by Guy Busick and Lori Evans Taylor (who along with Jon Watts, also wrote story), sixth instalment is directed by Adam Stein and Zach Lipovsky.

I saw this ahead of general release on 9 May as part of a double bill with original.

Chronologically, this is a sequel to The Final Destination.

Kaitlyn Santa Juana - Stefani
Teo Briones - Charlie
Richard Harmon - Erik
Owen Patrick Joyner- Bobby
Rya Kihlstedt - Darlene
Alex Zahara - Howard 
Gabrielle Rose - Present day Iris
Brec Bassinger - Young Iris

Summary

Premonition takes place in 1968, with a young Iris Campbell at the Sky View restaurant with husband to be Paul.

After a bratty kid throws a coin off the top, object gets sucked inside the ventilation system.

Glorious carnage follows.

50 years later, college student Stefani is plagued by the same recurring nightmare and seeks help from her apparently unstable grandmother Iris.

Before a weather vane kills Iris, she gives Stef a book containing all her research to protect her family. 

Death is a relentless son of a bitch

First off, formula is changed.

Young Iris was pregnant when she was supposed to die, meaning family shouldn't exist.

In other words, Death is playing catch-up, going after them in the order they were born.

Nothing revolutionary, but makes things less predictable.

Franchise has always contained dark humour, and trend continues.

How people's buckets are kicked can be genuinely hilarious, with lawnmower and garbage truck being particular highlights.

Sure CG can be dodgy, but I was too busy laughing to care.

William Bludworth (affectionately known as JB), reveals Iris saved his life at the Sky View and tells family the primary way to break the cycle is for next in line to die and be resuscitated, just like Kimberley Corman in FD 2.

His last few lines were unscripted and here's what horror icon said to the fans.

"I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when... Good luck."

(Feels lump in throat).

There's verbal and visual nods to FD 3 and Erik's body tattoo of giant skull recreates the poster of FD 5.

And yeah, apart from coin, log truck plays a pivotal part.

Anachronisms

In the present day (2018), Erik briefly plays Mortal Kombat 11 (2019).

Creedence Clearwater Revival's Bad Moon Rising is heard on the radio during opening.

Trouble is, classic song wasn't released until 1969.

As a bizarre coincidence, this is played on the radio in Mafia III, with usage also anachronistic, as 2016 video game takes place in 1968.

WHAT?

In memory of Tony Todd.

Sunday, 11 May 2025

Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves

After 26 years, SNK's iconic series howls again.

But do the mighty still rule?

Roster

Returning from Garou - B. Jenet, Gato, Kain R. Heinlein, Kim Dong Hwan, Hokutomaru, Kevin Rian, Marco Rodrigues, Hotaru Futaba, Rock, Terry and Tizoc.

New - Preecha (student of Joe) and Vox Reaper (Grant's apprentice).

And two more, which I'll get to later.

Fatal Fury - Billy Kane and Mai.

Bosses - Fallen Rock and Nightmare Geese.

Design and moves are pretty how you remember, but Billy and Mai have been given a trendy makeover, as the former ditches the bandana and wears designer shades, with Miss Shiranui in a biker jacket and leather pants.  However, her traditional red and white kunoichi dress is displayed during her Hidden Gear.

Season one pass:

Andy, Chun-Li, Ken, Joe and Mr. Big.

Before Street Fighter 6 (and ignoring mobile games), Mai and Terry¹ also appeared in Dead or Alive 6 and Fighting EX Layer.

¹And Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Methods of Mayhem

T.O.P. (Tactical Offensive Position) is renamed S.P.G. (Selective Potential Gear).

Before match begins, we must select when Accel, Flux or Final kicks in.

Just Defense is expanded to Hyper Defense, protecting against attacks that hit multiple times.

Punish and Wild Punish are new.

Super moves (Gears) become available once meters are filled, with Ignition and Redline taking one and two meters.

Hidden Gears require both bars and S.P.G. to be active.

The much hyped Rev system are enhanced versions of specials and come in three types:

Blow (puts distance between characters), Accel (for chaining attacks and combos) and Guard (pushes opponents away).

Overindulging will result in gauge overheating.

S.P.G. and the Rev system are very similar to SF 6's Drive Impacts and Drive Gauge respectively.

Taunts

Easily overlooked, but tap light punch, light lick and heavy punch together.  This can also be done immediately after a KO.

Stages

Preecha (IP Science Centre) and Vox Reaper (Training Ground) are unremarkable, but most from Garou get brand new settings:

Gato (The Summit) Jenet (B. Port), Kevin Rian (South Town Zoo), Hotaru (Philanthropy Park) and Marco (Yuri Fitness Club).

Mai's Hippopo Village is basically Sound Beach with new bells and whistles.  As a side note, Bob Wilson can be seen in the background.

Things get pretty wild at the zoo, as apart from a spectator wearing a Mars People tee, an ostrich with machine guns strapped to its wings references Metal Slug 3.

There are two versions of Dream Amusement Park and Geese Tower.

Bar "Street Stars" is shared between Rock and Dong Hwan.

Frame rate in Terry's Freight Express is terrible, and not even a trio of Duck King's adorable chicks can rescue situation.

Title screen

Online

Ranked - vie for the top of the leaderboard.
Casual - head-to-head, with score or rank unaffected.
Room - for friends and challengers.

Jukebox

Albums - a selection of AES/MVS tracks from the Art of Fighting and Fatal Fury series.

Other Titles - a bunch from The King of Fighters XIV and SNK Heroines: Tag Team Frenzy.

Color Edit

Other examples include Street Fighter Alpha Anthology, Capcom vs. SNK 2, Neo Geo Battle Coliseum and Guilty Gear Isuka.

Fun geeky fact.

The first fighting game giving licence to alter hair, clothes etc was the FM Towns version of Super Street Fighter II (1994).

You're welcome.

Practice

Training, Missions, Tutorial and Versus, classic and special (gauge auto refills and S.P.G.).

Gallery

Movies - story and cutscenes.
Artwork - stills.
Voices - battle lines (grunts, taking damage and so forth).

Offline

Arcade

Five opponents later, then his/her rival.

Largely though, we take on Fallen Rock, a twisted version of Geese under the influence of the Jin scrolls, with appearance based on KOF '96, albeit topless.

Nightmare Geese (who debuted in Real Bout Fatal Fury Special) can only be fought on Lv. 5 difficulty without losing a match.

Episodes of South Town

Affectionately known as EOST, base screen has three sections which are soon unlocked.

Home character

Select whoever to chill on a chair in the company of Jenet's motley crew of Lillien Knights.

Showcase

Landmarks describe Art of Fighting, its sequel, Fatal Fury 3: Road to the Final Victory, Garou and this.

Minigame

Marco helms a bonus game from Art of Fighting (1992).  Rather than mashing a button to build gauge, cutting bottles is executed by d-pad and tapping buttons.

Capcom 'borrowed' this for SF 6.

To South Town

Answer to SF 6's World Tour originates from the PS1 version of SF Alpha 3.

Beginning in Central City (against Garou's main intro music), story involves taking on a series of Quests, usually against Fatal Fury-esque characters Hypen, Mosburg, Balone and Buggz.  Lv. reflects HP and XP gains additional skills, special items and unlocks stuff in Showcase and Gallery.

Beating area boss (a regular character) opens East Island, leading to Second South and South Town+, with Fallen Rock or Nightmare Geese waiting in the wings.

Complaints

Cristiano Ronaldo (only playable in Training) and Salvatore Ganacci.

The new incarnation of SNK is owned by the Misk Foundation and operated by Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed bin Salman.

Say no more.

Honestly, what were they thinking?

Content in Jukebox and Showcase in EOST is bizarrely random and incomplete.

South Town should've been an actual place to explore and story mode quickly gets boring.

Apart from the literal train wreck that is Freight Express, stages don't change and frame rate distracts.

Screen tearing is shocking in the PS4 version.

Victory quotes lack nostalgic charm and mainstays share zero chemistry.

Verdict 6/10

Gimmicky guest characters (and other issues) do not destroy a pretty solid experience, but overall, I wasn't in the pink today, boy.

Wednesday, 7 May 2025

Warfare - The scoop and digest

Based on interviews with the people involved (and a handful of photographs), depiction of actual incident is written and directed by Ray Mendoza and Alex Garland.

With the exception of Ray and Elliott, the real SEAL Team 5 are given fake names to protect their identities.

D'Pharaoh Woon-a-Tai - Ray
Will Poulter - Erik
Cosmo Jarvis - Elliott
Kit Connor - Tommy
Finn Bennett - John
Taylor John Smith - Frank
Michael Gandolfini - Lt. Macdonald
Adain Bradley - Sgt. Laerrus
Noah Centineo - Brian
Evan Holtzman - Brock
Henrique Zaga - Aaron
Joseph Quinn - Sam
Charles Melton - Jake

Summary

November 19th, 2006. Ramadi, Iraq.

A Navy SEAL platoon takes sniper positions in support of a US Marines operation.

This film uses only their memories.

Prep the smoke

Just like in real life, film begins with the platoon watching the music video of Eric Prydz's Call On Me on a laptop.

Real time candle burns slowly for about 30 minutes, until the enemy drops a grenade inside a house.

What follows is truly horrific, and I mean that as a sincere compliment.

War is hell, and fact is hammered home with unnerving gusto.

The absence of music suits harrowing situation perfectly and sound design is a stroke of genius.

During filming, cast developed nicknames for their characters.

For example:

Kit Connor - Babyface, Cosmo Jarvis - Booger and Charles Melton - Top.

Interestingly, Finn Bennett chose Spud, which may be a nod to Trainspotting.  Finally, Evan Holtzman settled on Cowboy.

Full Metal Jacket?

For Elliott.

Thank you to Bravo company, 1-26 infantry "Bushmasters" for always answering the call.

Tuesday, 6 May 2025

The Last of Us: Season 2 - Episode 4

Day One

Written by Craig Mazin
Directed by Kate Herron

2018, Seattle Quarantine Zone.

Opening shows Sergeant Isaac Dixon (Jeffrey Wright) killing a group of FEDRA soldiers and joining the WLF.

Eleven years later, Ellie and Dina enter a building and find a room of WLF members hung and disembowelled, with a Seraphite tag on a nearby wall.

After escaping inside a tunnel, pursuing soldiers inadvertently animate tendrils from the heat of flares.

Fleeing the infected horde, Ellie allows herself to be bitten to protect Dina.  Presuming she's about to turn, Dina points a gun at love interest, forcing Ellie to reveal that she's immune to infection.

The next day, they hear somebody mention Nora over the radio and prepare to leave for Lakehill.

Feel her love

Another week, another tortuous episode.

But one sequence in particular has already gone viral (for the wrong reasons).

Dina reveals she's pregnant with Jesse's baby.

In the game, Ellie is angry and disappointed by the news.  Now she's happy, exclaiming: "I'm gonna be a dad!"

WTAF?

A sexually charged encounter follows, with Ellie's fingers quickly disappearing inside Dina's pants.

I'm sorry, but nobody would react like this.

Monday, 5 May 2025

Until Dawn (2025) - The scoop and digest

David F. Sandberg adapts the smash hit 2015 video game of same name (remade in 2024), with screenplay and screen story by Gary Dauberman and Blair Butler.

Ella Rubin - Clover
Michael Cimino - Max
Odessa A'zion - Nina
Belmont Cameli - Megan
Ji-young Yoo - Abe
Maia Mitchell - Melanie
Peter Stormare - Dr. Alan Hill

Summary

One year after her sister Melanie went missing, Clover and friends head to mining town Glore Valley searching for answers.

When bad weather forces group into an abandoned visitor centre, a notice board filled with posters of missing persons (including Mel) raises eyebrows.

Downstairs, they find another area, where all are murdered by a masked killer.

Shortly after, an hourglass resets the evening, but the dead remember dying.

With only 13 deaths remaining before disappearing completely, the group must survive the night or become part of it.

Trauma becomes terror

Although 'Happy Death Day' at a house in the middle of a rainstorm has more in common with my ass than source material, b-movie is surprisingly decent, until the final 20 minutes folds like a serviette.

Each night plays out differently and people exploding after drinking lethal tap water made me chuckle.

The wendigos are part of Hill's experiments and supernatural creatures are manifestations of Clover's mental state and fears.

Before end credits roll, a surveillance camera inside Hill's office cuts to a snowy cabin (the same as game), where a car pulls up.

Film isn't a prequel (confirmed by a still photograph of Rami Malek's character Josh Washington appearing in Hill's office), so sequel bait ending makes no sense. 

Also, the good doctor can be heard whistling, meaning he actually survived.

WHATEVER.

Saturday, 3 May 2025

Thunderbolts* - The scoop and digest

The end of Phase Five is directed by Jake Schreier and written by Eric Pearson and Joanna Calo.

Despite bringing back characters from projects such as Ant-Man and the Wasp and TV series The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, this is basically a sequel to Black Widow (2021).

Florence Pugh - Yelena Belova
Sebastian Stan - Bucky Barnes
Wyatt Russell - John Walker/U.S. Agent
David Harbour - Alexei Shostakov/Red Guardian
Lewis Pullman - Bob
Hannah John-Kamen - Ava Starr/Ghost
Olga Kurylenko - Antonia Dreykov/Taskmaster
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Valentina Allegra de Fontaine

Summary

Facing imminent impeachment, CIA director Valentina sends Yelena to steal Ox Group's most sensitive assets from a covert facility.

Once inside, she meets John Walker, Ghost, Taskmaster and mysterious amnesiac Bob.

Misfits realise facility is an incinerator and Valentina sent them there to die under the pretense of a mission.

Bob is revealed to be one of Valentina's top secret experiments, an ultra powerful superhuman dubbed Sentry, whose destructive alter ego the Void is dying to engulf the city in darkness.

Overhearing Valentina's plot while working as a limo driver, Alexei Shostakov rescues Yelena, Walker and Ghost and names the group 'Thunderbolts' after Yelena's beloved childhood football team.

Along with Bucky Barnes, anit-social tragedies in human form agree to stop Valentina and save Bob.

Asterisk

After overcoming the Void, the team prepare to apprehend Valentina, but instead, she introduces them as the "New Avengers" during a press conference.

Shit is confirmed at the end, as the Thunderbolts logo in title card transforms into "The New Avengers".

Mid-credits

At a supermarket, Alexei tries to convince a woman to buy a box of cereal showing the New Avengers, and left annoyed when she doesn't recognise him.

Post-credits

This goes on for several minutes.

14 months later inside the Watchtower (formerly known as the Avengers Tower), Yelena and co wearing superhero clobber are discussing a copyright dispute with Sam Wilson, who is leading his own Avengers team.

When the subject of flying comes up, Bob says he can't be the Sentry without the Void.

The group are alerted to an extra-dimensional ship displaying a number 4.

This is the first time The Fantastic Four have ever appeared in the main MCU timeline.

Finally, text on screen displays "The New Avengers And Bob Will Return."

Life can only be understood backwards

A strong opening sees Florence Pugh jumping off the Merdeka 118 in Kuala Lumpur, the second tallest building in the world, with no CGI or stunt double.

Speaking of which, leading lady is really good and Harbour provides goofy humour.

The rest though is spectacularly generic and serves the usual buffet of bullshit.

Bucky used to be bad ass, but now he's an idiot.  Also, why is film so fucking dark?

When the Void threatens to consume Bob, the team reminds him that he's not alone.

Cringe.