Mountie Mik's Deathride Mountie Mick's Deathride - ha ha. What kind of toxicity is this apart from the worst smelling kind? Take that "You Varmint!" I think the guy at the receiving end of this insult got this cover about right. |
Balance How about preceding 'im' to the title in regards to the artist's state of reality and peversity? |
Paladin Could this be any worse or any more depressing to the consumer? I just hope that the copper tasting liquid belongs to that of the designer. |
Iron Maiden - Ed Hunter Just who the fuck invited a discoloured Devil Kazuya? |
Jungle Drums Is that a coconut or some other substance? I really feel that faeces has more style. Apart from the stereotypical hunter, I really don't know what the artist hoped to achieve. |
Kaiser Look boys and girls - it's Tron, err with a beard and crown. |
Ingrid's Back! I really wish she wasn't. Her hypnotic smile and unnerving glare cannot fail to seduce right? |
Lucifer's Realm The game's content has more issues than the box front, believe me. |
Man Hunter: New York Hmmm, is this some kind of macabre setting or an incomprehensible failure? Draw lots for your own conclusions. |
Hard Hat Mack I feel like this every time I attend employment. The only thing missing is his noose but don't despair pal, acquire a decent length and I can tie a wicked knot. |
Aztec Challenge Why is the Aztec dude look so eerily cheerful and almost turned on by presumably the prospect of battering a fleeing female into submission, or... the mind boggles and baffles. |
Kung-Fu II: Sticks of Death Sticks of death? More like the posture of death. The most violent karate game ever would really go down well with the BBFC. |
Gnome Ranger It appears she climbed the ugly tree, fell and hit every branch on the way down. Oh, she took a branch as a memento. |
Lunar Leeper With this art, maybe they should have renamed the game Loony Leper, or is that the artist? |
Hexpert I see where they were going with this one, straight to fucking Broadmoor. |
Micro Rhythm Look at his anger and unnatural frustration which equals insanity personified. Yeah, use hammers instead of sticks and beat those bastard drums. Beat 'em baby, beat 'em until it hurts. |
Kickman L'Équilibriste Roll up, roll up let's do a dance, dance baby dance, dance to the shit. Is that Pac Man in the sky? Yeah, it really is. As Quint would say, Jesus H Christ. |
Total Football They say that the Dutch invented total football. Whichever total asshole designed this needs total torture. |
Mini-Putt Ey up it's Del Boy taking a break from the market. I really can't putt up with this art much longer. |
Transylvanian Tower What's worse? The previous Master System art or this? It's too close to call. |
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