Legend of Faerghail Arrrrggggghhhhhhh. Can't you just feel the fear factor exuded from this fierce and terrifying looking dragon? Yeah, thought not. My despair is matched only by my laugh. |
Cruise for a Corpse Hmmm, what a dilemma Mr Poirot must ponder. Perhaps he should consult Captain Birdseye in the background. His expression just ridicules the dead. |
Thai Boxing What a truly embarrassing scrawl shat out straight from Satan's ring piece. Honestly, is there really any fucking need for such iconic bullshit? |
Satan No I won't be silenced by some asshole who calls himself Satan. |
Gemstone Healer That horny demon cyclops looks particularly excited and/or suitably amused by something. Yeah, it must be that dude healing that gemstone. Is that really what he's doing, possibly? |
Primevil These pricks have absolutely no shame as they even have the balls to even highlight Predator in red. |
The Eternal Dagger An alternative and unused version of the Red Dwarf episode Statis Leak. |
Spanky's Quest The name to this game deserves a chuckle as it's so terrible, it's funny. This was no accident and done on purpose to raise further laughs out of 'spanking the monkey'. |
Rocky Twice the mega power and the two-mega cartridge? Stallone's mind is on other things... |
Rival Turf! These couple of dudes look like the cat that got the cream. I just hope it was rancid. Don't you just want to slap their silly smug faces (into a bloody pulp)? Yeah, course you do. |
Double Dragon Classic art for a classic game? Of course not and their faces are even more plastic than Mickey Rourke. |
Speedball Owwww, my arm aches from carrying the weight of such a heavy ball bearing. |
Target Renegade He's stiffer than the average adult actor and he ain't faster than an imminent speeding bullet. |
Extreme Yeah, I've got rippling biceps and part of a robotic torso. Er, now I'm sure there's a downside to this situation. |
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