Wednesday, 10 July 2019

Annabelle Comes Home - The scoop and digest

Gary Dauberman not only writes, but also makes directorial debut in what could be doll's final feature length appearance.

Patrick Wilson - Ed Warren
Vera Farmiga - Lorraine Warren
Mckenna Grace - Judy Warren
Madison Iseman - Mary Ellen
Katie Sarife - Daniela
Michael Cimino - Bob

Summary

Unseen aftermath of The Conjuring's opening scene is played out, as demonologists take pigtails to Artifact room.

After Father Gordon throws a blessing, evil is contained inside glass container.

One year later.

While they're away, Ed and Lorraine hire Mary Ellen to babysit their daughter Judy.

Keen to contact her dead father, Mary Ellen's friend Daniela releases Annabelle from sacred prison.

Doll wastes no time in bringing spirits of keepsakes back to life.

Reign of boring terror begins.

Unlucky Number Seven

The Nun was terrible, but franchise plunges new depths.

Dark corridors, ear-piercing scare and girl(s) running away screaming.

Tactic is set to repeat again, again and...

It's absolutely fucking pathetic.

Considering waste of time and money is practically gore free, 15 cert confuses.

Daniela walks into the Warren's office and casually finds Artifact room keys placed on desk.

Brilliant security.

Ha ha ha!

Random pizza delivery guy informs Bob a girl like Mary Ellen needs wooing.

Cringing serenade follows.

Nail in comedic coffin is asshole taking out Black Shuck (dubbed Hellhound) with one blow from guitar.

Just fuck off.

Goof

Crooked Man zoetrope forms part of museum, even though events in The Conjuring 2 didn't occur until 1977.

Anachronism

Early on, Badfinger's Straight Up is briefly seen.

Album was first released in 1971, but film is set in 1969.

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