Can original be topped?
Maybe.
All rise. The court is now in session.
Be seated.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) vs Vamp (1986)
Defendant
Bank robbers Seth and Richie Gecko force a family to smuggle them over the Mexican border to a bar which employs vampires.
Plaintiff
College students AJ and Keith visit a seedy bar to hire a stripper, unaware sleazy joint is occupied by bloodsuckers.
Titty Twister vs After Dark
Both introduce dancers whose sexy routines mesmerise customers.
Santanico Pandemonium vs Katrina
Richie and AJ are bitten.
Rather appropriately, we wrap at dawn.
Your Honour, I present my final case.
True form.
Consequently.
Only difference is that AJ doesn't die.
Vampire example
Nobody can ever accuse Frost or Katrina of not having a heart.
Rather appropriately, we wrap at dawn.
Now it's all about imagery.
Let Her Out (2016) vs Evil Dead (2013)
Defendant
Following an accident, bike courier Helen is stalked by her doppelganger. It's explained that she suffers from 'vanishing twin' syndrome, as sibling dying in utero was absorbed into her rather than mother.
Getting knocked down activated genetic mass.
Plaintiff
In order to kick drug habit, Mia heads to a remote cabin in the woods with brother and friends.
After incantations from a mysterious book are read out loud, demons are unleashed.
Helen vs Mia
Ed vs Eric
It appears Ashley Hallihan cast Alanna LeVierge and particularly Adam Christie for resembling Jane Levy and Lou Taylor Pucci.
Okay then.
Helen 2 vs Demonic Mia
Scrapbook vs Naturom Demonto
Twin vs Abomination
Helen 2 vs Abomination
(Groans of disappointment reverberate around the public gallery).
Order. Silence in court.
You may proceed.
Cheers mate.
The Doll (2016) vs The Conjuring (2013)
Defendant
Daniel buys wife Anya a doll, unaware that plaything belonged to a little girl called Uci, who along with family; were murdered during a robbery.
Plaintiff
The Perron family contact paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren to rid the hateful spirit of Bathsheba Sherman from their home.
Once again, plots are chalk and cheese, but Rocky Soraya's effective Indonesian horror wallows in plagiarism.
Ghawiah¹ vs Annabelle
¹One who is evil and follows its desires.
Uci vs Bathsheba
To exorcise supernatural curse, Anya is encouraged to think about the good times, just like Carolyn.
And no, I'm not taking the piss.
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