While undoubtedly a steaming pile of fucking shit, re-imagining has given me an obscene amount of material to work with over the past four years.
The time has finally come to milk this cow dry.
Miscellany
Hunter 𝜸 vs T-rex - Jurassic Park
We all 'should' know that the design of 1999 original raped Hellraiser's Chattering Cenobite.
21 years later.
Jesus Christ. Could they have made me look any goofier? |
Apparently not mate.
Mutation vs Uber Licker - Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
As a side note.
Resident Evil (2002 film) The Red Queen explains that after feeding on fresh DNA, one of the Hive's early experiments will mutate, becoming a stronger, faster hunter. |
Aliens
Final form vs Queen
Resident Evil: Vendetta
Rail gun now operational.
Presenting the main event.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
The only redeeming feature in the first Alice sequel was Sienna Guillory as Jill.
Who is SOOO fit btw.
Thanks babe. If you're lucky, I'll make you a sandwich later... |
(Blushes).
Anyway, for reasons beyond my comprehension, Capcom, in their infinite wisdom; decided to steal a bevvy of scenes.
WHY?
Events don't play out in the order shown, but I'm pretending they do.
FMV
Fun fact.
The meat of game's video, audio and sound effects are taken from the Rodney King riots of 1992.
And.
Resident Evil - 2002 Gamecube remake A news broadcast very briefly appears during CG intro. |
So in both universes, Jill was suspended.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Also, file and article are found/seen inside Jill's apartment.
Nemesis
Antagonist initially lies dormant on an operating table.
When 'activated', bastard opens his eye.
HA HA HA!
Jill loads her Beretta.
Also.
Same principle occurs in 1999 original, albeit static. |
Weapon case
Wrapping things up.
Rocket launcher takes aim.
Subsequently, Jill and Alice survive explosion.
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