Monday 26 September 2022

Resident Evil - Goofs Galore

Instead of a solitary nightmare, I mix multiple herbs.

Resi 2 - N64

For an in-depth analysis on PS1 original, please give link a click.


Boasting 16 unique EX files, two raise eyebrows.

Jill's Report
The following documents were obtained at a sanitarium owned by Umbrella Corp.
No such place existed at the mansion.

Regardless, remarkable 512 megabit port was the first to confirm that original took place on July 24th.

Date's significance?

Who knows?

Operation Instructions
Penetrate Umbrella research facility located outside of raccoon city.
Iconic setting should be written as Raccoon City.
And one from DualShock Ver.

Before Extreme Battle Mode begins, we must choose our character.
Leon utilises a Reminton M1100-P, which of course should be a Remington
Okay, shit just got serious.

Resi 7: Biohazard

Email Log
November 4 2015 fell on a Wednesday, not Friday.
June 25 2014 fell on a Wednesday, not Sunday.
She's not my child is scrawled on wall, but subtitles state She is not my child.
Resi 5

Soldier has AK47 in hand.
But in the next shot.

Weapon is on his back.
More. More. More.

Hostile local is very mouthy in cut scene.
However.

When gameplay resumes, continuity is given the finger.
Tea & Commodties.
Hmmm, surely commodities would go better with a cuppa.
Resi 6

The undead attack bus.
Not long after.

Vehicle is completely empty.
Then.

It's full (again).
Another example.

A zombie is on the roof of rig.
But then.

She's gone.
No prizes for guessing what happens next.

Yeah, back again.
Resi 0

Wesker recalls Code: Veronica during prologue.
Only problem is that game took place on Rockfort Island, not Rock Fort Island.
Before Rebecca investigates the Ecliptic Express, pistol is attached with a flashlight.
But that's the last we see of it.
Love this one.

Rebecca encounters Enrico.
Nothing sinister, but after he leaves.

"I never saw him again."
Considering this is a prequel, how the fuck would she know?

Going further, she's not even with Chris when he's shot dead by Wesker, or told of his passing.

Gamecube
A giant humaniod being is suspended etc etc.
Any person resembling a humanoid is an asshole.

Error was fixed in HD Remaster and Wii versions.

A giant humanoid is suspended etc etc.
Finally.

Billy exclaims: "Hey, queeny!"
Word should be queenie.
Survivor

Files are a contradiction in terms.

Church Manager's Diary vs Church manager's diary


Patients' Chart vs Medical charts of the patients


Vincent's Tapping Record vs Wiretapping Record of Vincent


How to extract the material vs How to extract Beta Hetero Nonserotonin


Miscellany

The phone hang up..
How about the game piss off?
This appears to be researcher.
He is not breathing anymore.
Broken sentence 'appears' to be bollocks.

Lott's Diary
Some prisoners at the arcade had sleepy eyes and wore rugs.
Guess rags were not fashionable on Sheena Island.

Young Man's Diary vs An Imprisoned Boy's Diary


Taking a closer look.

October 10th
An escape will be carried out at 11 PM tonight.
No problem.

Vincent's Diary vs Commander Vincent's Diary


Hello, what's this?

October 10th
Geezer notes the same group of 'guinea pigs' escaped last night, (so October 9th), making Young Man (aka imprisoned boy) a lying bastard.
HA HA HA!

Report on Destroyed Raccoon City

Part 1

August 5, 1998
U. B. C. S.
member reports the biohazard that occurred on May 11th at Lord Spencer's mansion and bio-chemical laboratory ended on July 25th when members of the STARS teams destroyed the entire facility.
Acronym of Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service is U.B.C.S. and STARS should be written as S.T.A.R.S.

Part 2

September 30, 1998
At this moment, I am in the clock tower situated above Raccoon City.
The city is overrun with zombies. It is safe to say that Raccoon City has been completely destroyed due to the biohazard.
If they meant Raccoon City was 'destroyed', ie. decimated by the biohazard, then okay, but description reads as though missile did its thing a day early, which is obviously BULLSHIT.

The Umbrella Chronicles

No self-respecting rail company would hire a Conducter, unless they have serious problems.
Amusingly, Gamecube original didn't fuck up.
Obtained Picture (Ada and Jon)
Flashing back to 1996 original.

John was Ada's boyfriend.
I am afraid that as of 24 hundred hours, I have taken it upon my authority to revoke your access privledges to the mainframe system.
My privileges were revoked for reasons I'm not willing to discuss.

Primary Objective:
Oversight and protection of Umbrella assets.
Subtitles beg to differ.
My primary objective is the management and protection of Umbrella assets.
(Frowns).

Raccoon's Destruction 3 - 28th September

Carlos: At dawn, this town is going to be destroyed by a missile.
Missile wipes city off the map on September 29.
So they retconned their own continuity?

Assholes.

Boss fight with Nemesis is re-imagined on RPD rooftop.

Check out script.

Jill: It looks that way.
Carlos: He survived that!?
Yes, it should be the other way around.

After Wesker defeats a mutated Sergei, he shuts down Red Queen and obtains the summation of Umbrella on one disk.

Scene that follows (still in 2003) displays a map of Salazar's castle from Resi 4.
Impossible, as one of the greatest action games of all time occurred in 2004.
The Darkside Chronicles

Cue biological blunders.

You become nothing more than a puppet to it's will.
Its got a problem.
We began our journey into the bows of Umbrella's facility
Ignoring sentence omitting full stop, voice-over stating bowels (correct), but doesn't match subtitles.
But the situation in the village was different from Racoon.
It's Raccoon FFS!
Rockfort Prison, detainee 267.
Steve's number is 0267.
I guess you're not with Umbrella then aren you?
Of course they meant are, but flirts with aren't, which would make even less sense.
Anyway, I've got a contact Leon.
Claire, you gotta get help.
Look, we all need to get outa' here right now! OK!?
Indeed Claire. Let's get outta here. RIGHT NOW!
We read: A forgotten game site that was yet just another one of Alexia's playgrounds.
We hear: A forgotten site it was just yet another playground.
Once Chris disappeared from the Mansion incident he was near impossible to track down.
Narration replaces from with after.
But using my newfound position in the govertment, I eventually discovered his location.
Damn! And there was me thinking there was a government.
Until next time.
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