Monday, 2 March 2026

Resident Evil Requiem

The ninth main entry marks franchise's 30th anniversary, but does it deliver or disappoint?

Warning. Heavy spoilers.

Summary

In October 2026, (28 years after Raccoon City wasn't completely destroyed by a missile strike), FBI intelligence analyst Grace Ashcroft is sent by her superior Nathan Dempsy to report on the latest T-Virus related death at Wrenwood Hotel, where her mother Alyssa was murdered by ex-Umbrella scientist Dr. Victor Gideon eight years prior, on 19 October 2018 to be exact.

After recovering a disk left by Alyssa at long abandoned venue, Grace is kidnapped by Victor.

Meanwhile, DSO agent Leon S. Kennedy (working closely with Sherry Birkin), are also investigating the deaths and displaying T-Virus symptoms.

M'boy meets Grace at Rhodes Hill Chronic Care Centre, but are soon separated.

When I say all hell breaks loose, I'm not taking the Elpis.

Grace Under Pressure

Ms. Ashcroft fights back with a pistol and molotov cocktails, but largely must evade lumbering hag beast The Girl.

Siphoning infected blood crafts items and hemolytic injectors, which kill zombies and prevent corpses from reanimating.

PS. Oswell Spencer adopted her as an infant.

Leon the Professional

The equivalent of blood is a gunpowder-based scavenging system.

Once in Raccoon City, we get a Tactical Tracker that logs combat data in real-time.  Credits are tallied up at supply boxes and used to buy, sell whatever and upgrade weapons.

For the first time, Leon can throw weapons dropped by enemies and also swing a chainsaw.  His hatchet is used to attack, parry and block attacks.

Melee kills would make John Wick blush and splattering environments with zombie claret never gets boring.

Ash and memories

Around 10 hours is packed with horror, excitement and stylish action, which had me mixing herbs with giddy delight.

As per Revelations, story alternates between characters and identical to RE 3, sections state a specific time and date.

Obese bastards (dubbed Chunks) are actually brothers.  Thomas K. Jackson is triggered at Rhodes Hill once the Level 1 ID wristband is acquired, and can be killed with three hemolytics.

Leon takes care of Timothy B. by traditional means.

Unlike the mindless shamblers in previous games, zombies at Rhodes Hill retain memories of their human selves and actually talk, giving some unique personalities.

For example, the chef continues to work in his kitchen and a maid obsessively cleans.

Creepiest of all is the singing lady, whose screams literally hurt.

Broken dialogue can be amusing, but not in a stupid way.  In general, voice acting is strong and script doesn't slice cheese, appropriately giving Leon plenty of sarcastic quips.

Gore, dismemberment and body physics are on another level and protagonists die in a variety of brutal ways.

While Blister Heads are never as terrifying as Crimson Heads, they still shouldn't be taken lightly.  Uber versions (Blister Bornes), can only be killed by destroying tumours on body.

Zeno (strongly inferred to be a clone of Wesker), plays Grace footage of the Orphanage in February 1990, focused around red-eyed Children.

Getting caught will result in a broken neck (albeit off-screen).

Raccoon City

Almost immediately, we're ambushed by Titan Spinner, the best giant spider series has ever produced.

Exclusive locations include Logistics Warehouse, Cedarbrooks Apartment and Grimstone Building.

A particular highlight at Willis Tower is shooting glass underneath zombies, but brings its own problems.

The shell of RPD may be nostalgia porn, but every nod and callback must be savoured.

After taking care of Super Tyrant, we go underground to access ARK, taking out Plant 43 on the way.

Endings

Grace enters the control chamber with Leon and a choice must be made at the terminal housing Elpis.

Destroy

The wrong password activates facility's self-destruct sequence and Zeno executes Leon.  Grace reaches the surface and Zeno is buried in the debris.

Release

After entering 'Hope', Grace realises Elpis is not a weapon, but an antiviral.  Unaware, Zeno injects himself, inadvertently removing superhuman powers, while Grace cures Leon.

Victor appears and decapitates Zeno, intending to take Elpis for nefarious means.  He becomes a monster, then stereotypical wall of flesh.

Leon and Grace are rescued by Captain Chris Redfield's Hound Wolf Squad and in the aftermath, Emily is found alive.

Post-credits

Available only in the canon ending, Grace tells Leon she's adopted Emily (who's since regained her eyesight), and Sherry is also fine.

At the ARK wreckage, two unknown soldiers have neutralized the remaining BSAA forces and retrieve their 'objective'.

Is this setting up DLC with Ada?

Maybe.

Verdict 9/10

Wednesday, 25 February 2026

'Probably' everything that ripped off Resident Evil - File 2

Crimson Peak (2015) vs Code: Veronica (2000)

Stories are completely unrelated, but comparisons can't be coincidence.

Lucille and ¹Thomas Sharpe vs Alexia and Alfred Ashford


Lucille is unhealthily obsessed with her brother, just like Alfred is with Alexia.  

What's this?

¹Thomas Ashford
Hmmm.

Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Book One
Perhaps by accident, but the first part of four-piece Hong Kong comic series (later translated into English for American audiences), swapped the position of identical twins.
Allerdale Hall vs Private Residence


Sure there's no creepy doll suspended in mid-air, but gothic principle remains.

Book Two
In the game, Steve doesn't explore area with Claire.

Now let's look at more obscure details.

Lucille's ring vs Alexia's choker


Ants eating butterfly vs ants eating dragonfly


And my personal favourite.

Lucille tells Edith (Mia Wasikowska) the music she's playing is an old lullaby she used to sing to Thomas when they were young.
Dialogue makes no sense, as piece is only instrumental.

After Alfred awakes Alexia from cryogenic sleep, Chris (before encountering Wesker), sees lady pants on a monitor screen while searching for Claire at Rockfort Island.

There was a friendly, but naive King, who wed a very nasty Queen.
The King was loved but the Queen was feared.
Til one day, strolling in his court, an arrow pierced the kind King's heart.
He lost his life and his Lady love. 
Bottom Feeder (2007)

A group of people are trapped underground with a scientist mutated into a hybrid creature by his serum.

Dr. Nathaniel Leech vs Dr. William Birkin


Serum vs G-Virus



Creature vs "G"


Unlike Birkin (who gets stronger with every skin he casts off), Leech literally becomes what he eats.

Krendal vs Ada Wong²


Double agents work for very different agencies, to acquire, what do you think...

²Femme fatale was almost a generic lab researcher called Linda.

Charles Deavers and Kenneth J. Sullivan³ both lose their heads.


³Uncensored versions of RE (1996) only, most famously the PC.

Finally.

Dr. Nathaniel Bard was created exclusively for RE 3, which you all know I love. 
Err, surely Capcom didn't lift name?

Death Valley (2021)

Shudder exclusive was directed by Matthew Ninaber and couldn't be more blatant.

Alpha Team

Gavin
X. Cheng
Rachel

Bravo Team

Beckett
Junior
Moses
Preacher
Olek

Beckett vs Leon

'Likeness' was not lifted from any video game.

In a stunning twist:

Jeremy Ninaber vs Johann Urb - RE: Retribution (2012) 


WHAT?

Cadaver vs Nosferatu


Militia Boy vs Hunk


Infected Man vs Turning around zombie


But the prize goes to:

Monster vs Licker


And (apparently) lifted from RE (2002).


Yeah, not the Gamecube remake.

Climax to follow (at some point in March).

Sunday, 22 February 2026

One Mile: Chapter One and Two - The scoop and digest

Action thrillers were shot back-to-back.

Ryan Phillippe - Danny Beckett
Amélie Hoeferle - Alex Beckett
C. Thomas Howell - Stanley Dixon
Sara Canning - Janine Beckett
Sage Linder - Lily

Chapter One

Written by TJ Brady, Rasheed Newson and John Hlavin
Directed by Adam Davidson

Summary

Young couple Lily and Brandon stop one mile from a lake and are ambushed by hunters.

Lady and geezer are kidnapped and knocked out respectively.

At some point later, former special forces operative Danny attempts to reconnect with his teenage daughter Alex by touring colleges.

En route to Port Winston, a creepy guy at a garage takes an interest in Alex.

Camping at the same location, hunters try and do to Alex what they did with Lily, but Danny isn't having none of it, angering gang leader Stanley.

Cult kidnap women to breed, as island's women struggle to give birth.  On the rare occasion that they do conceive, offspring die quickly, because of toxins in water supply.

They overpower Danny and leave him for dead, but they've messed with the wrong dad.

Definitions of love

Taken wannabe has some decent fight choreography and Danny torturing crew by chopping off finger and ear is surprisingly graphic.

Did they have Joel and The Last of Us in mind?

Maybe.

As a strange 'coincidence', Abby is Stanley's wife, but she doesn't play golf with somebody's head.

An explosion caused by a gas leak kills most, but a badly burned Stanley seeks revenge, primarily motivated by Danny killing his son Ray.

Chapter Two

Written by TJ Brady and Raheed Newson
Directed by Adam Davidson

Why did Hlavin depart?

Don't know.

Summary

Picking up not long after predecessor ended, Alex is enjoying life at art school.

One night after bowling with friends, Alex jumps in a taxi, but behind the wheel is Angus, one of Stanley's cronies.

Danny is called on Alex's phone, forcing him to infiltrate island community and despoil paradise once and for all.

Solo extraction

Forgettable Commando clone fell desperately flat, begging the question - what the fuck happened here?

Lily was already pregnant from the beginning and new character Wayne protected her by pretending to be child's father.

Yeah, he's a good guy and not like the rest.

Even though he's mentioned, Brandon bizarrely never appears.

Janine is conveniently kidnapped off-screen, and learning of his betrayal, Stanley executes Wayne.

After Danny's cringing monologue (that seems to go forever), Alex comically snipes Stanley's sorry ass.

As community mourns leader's death, Danny etc and Lily leave unopposed.

Saturday, 21 February 2026

Crime 101 - The scoop and digest

Based on Don Winslow's 2020 novella of same name, writer-director Bart Layton cuts the docudrama apron strings.

Chris Hemsworth - Mike/James Davis
Mark Ruffalo - Det. Lou Lubesnick
Barry Keoghan - Ormon
Halle Berry - Sharon Coombs
Monica Barbaro - Maya
Corey Hawkins - Det. Tillman
Nick Nolte - Money
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Angie
Tate Donovan - Steven Monroe

Summary

Mike Davis is a professional jewellery thief, priding himself in not using violence or leaving DNA evidence at the scene.

Hot on his case is Det. Lou Lubesnick, who links Mike's recent diamond theft to a spate of unsolved robberies.

After Mike falls out with feisty fence Money, volatile biker Ormon is recruited to foil Mike's next job.

Adding to the chaos are sexy insurance broker Sharon and Mike's love interest Maya, he met after she rear-ended his car.

One man should choose a different path

Boasting exciting (if sparse action), gorgeous cinematography and great performances, cat-and-mouse thriller hits the high notes.

It also marks Thor and Hulk's first collaboration outside the MCU.

While unconfirmed, I'd suggest the inspiration for Ormon was Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines (2012), as both characters have blonde hair, ride motorbikes and steal for a living.

For all its superlatives, the similarities to Michael Mann's glittering CV are obscene.

Rather ironically, Hemsworth starred as a hacker in Blackhat (2015).  Here, Devon Bostick plays a hacker

Anyway, Mike is a derivative of Frank (James Caan) in Thief (1981).

But the comparisons to Heat (1995) cannot be ignored.

Lou = Vincent Hanna (Al Pacino)
Mike = Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro)
Angie = Justine (Diane Venora)
Maya = Eady (Amy Brennerman)

If that wasn't enough, Mike tells Maya he does sales stuff and Eady thinks Neil is a salesman.

No joke.

Friday, 20 February 2026

Cold Storage - The scoop and digest

Based on his book, horror comedy is written by David Koepp and directed by Jonny Campbell, twenty years after feature debut Alien Autopsy.

Georgina Campbell - Naomi Williams
Joe Keery - Travis "Tea Cake" Meacham
Liam Neeson - Major Robert Quinn
Lesley Manville - Lt. Col. Trini Romano
Richard Brake - Jerabek
Gavin Spokes - Griffin

Summary

In 1979, an oxygen tank containing a hostile parasitic fungus from the Skylab space station crashed in Western Australia.

After it was found by a farmer in 2005, he tells microbiologist Dr. Martins (Sosie Bacon) that 'something' has escaped.

Martins arrives on the scene with Major Quinn and Lt. Col. Romano, finding the farmer dead and other bodies burst from the inside.

Don't worry, this is nothing like Alien.

Martins steps on remnant, becomes infected and commits suicide.

The military warm shit up and take sample away.

Kansas, present day.

Tea Cake (sharing name with a famous character from 1937 novel Their Eyes Were Watching) and Naomi work as security guards at a self storage facility, where the fungus is hidden underground.

They investigate the source of an alarm set off by a sudden rise in temperature, and find an infected rat king outside the vault.

When Quinn is contacted by 'Abigail' from the DTRA (Defense Threat Reduction Agency), all concerned are about to have the longest night of their lives.

The Atchison Incident

Forget The Last of Us, this was more in the vein of The Return of the Living Dead (1985), but never as good. 

But 90 minutes never takes itself too seriously, serving an impressive amount of goo and gore.

Once Naomi's ex-boyfriend Mike gets infected, he behaves very much like The Bug assuming the disguise of Edgar in Men in Black (1997).

Climax fell flat, as Quinn gives Tea Cake and Naomi a dirty bomb, causing facility to go bang without incident.

An end boss would've been nice, but nope.

Film ends on a clumsy note, with another unwell stag projectile vomiting.

Wednesday, 18 February 2026

'Probably' everything that ripped off Resident Evil - File 1

Ahead of Grace and Leon causing mischief in Requiem, it's finally time to reveal how Capcom's ground-breaking franchise infected the world.

This post contains scenes of explicit knowledge and gore.

Miscellany

Uber zombie impaling Hunter - Zombie Hunter (2013) vs Tyrant impaling Wesker - RE (1996)


Gotta admire disguise.

Cops vs. xenomorphs - Alien vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) vs Cops vs. zombies - RE 3: Nemesis (1999)


Colin aka The Janitor - Silent Hill (2006) vs Nosferatu/Alexander Ashford - Code: Veronica (2000)


Lost Sinner - Dark Souls II (2014) vs Lisa Trevor - RE (2002 remake) 


Cerberus Guard - Manhunt (2003) vs Hunk - RE 2 (1998)


RE 4 (2005)

Ogre (2008) vs El Gigante


Now that's embarrassing.

Creature - Storage 24 (2012) vs Verdugo


Boom time

RE 3: Nemesis
On October 1 1998, the U.S. government executed the Bacillus-Terminate operation, literally wiping Raccoon City off the map.
Requiem's director Koshi Nakanishi has admitted that revisiting iconic location isn't "necessarily realistic", so he's ignoring Kazuhiro Aoyama's original, saying Midwestern town wasn't obliterated in re-imagining.

But that is contradicted by an emergency news broadcast in said game, which explicitly states Raccoon City will be completely destroyed in a missile strike.

Moving on.

Cold Fear (2005)
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Monsters unleashed

RE 2 (1998)
In his dying moments, William Birkin injects himself with his G-Virus, transforming the good doctor into a mutant, getting stronger with every skin he casts off.
When he was still kinda human.
Others capitalised on idea.

The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Courtesy of Bruce Banner's blood, Blonsky becomes the Abomination
Overlord (2018)
A badly disfigured Captain Wafner injects himself with the Blood of Eternity.
Camper Van Dad - We Bury the Dead (2025) vs Turning around zombie



Dead House aka Beautiful People (2013)

Obscure piece of shit turns heads.


John Pontecorvo vs Nemesis


To be fair, special effects are pretty good.

I finish with Zack Snyder.

Army of the Dead (2021)

Unrelated to 2008 non-zombie film of same name, plot is similar to 2016 Train to Busan sequel Peninsula.

Zeus biting Ward vs Mizoil Gas Station zombie biting Sheriff Cortini¹


¹No Way Out saw him escape with Leon.

Side by side.
 

Similar, yes?

Helicopter escape vs RE 3: Nemesis




Shockwave causes Peters to struggle with controls, just like Carlos in the awful RE 3 (2020).


Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Feature debut ditched the satire of George Romero's 1978 original, but still impressive in its own right.

Ana Clark (nurse) vs Rebecca Chambers (medic)


Andy vs Robert Kendo


Both own a gun shop.

Just saying.

Reflex Sports vs Emmy's

Michael and Claire selfishly interrupt a meal.



RE Outbreak was released on March 30 2004 in North America (eleven days after DOTD), but was originally released in Japan on December 11 2003.

Kenneth Hall vs Mark Wilkins
 

In 1996 original, Kenneth J. Sullivan became a shadow of his former self.

Parking shuttles vs zombie mass and explosion



Topping the lot though.


What... the... FUCK?

For shiggles.

This bastard appears if we choose George Hamilton or Alyssa Ashcroft².
²She didn't physically appear in RE 7: Biohazard (2017), but wrote about at least 20 people going missing in South Louisiana, dated Jan. 19, 2016.

Can things get any worse?

Find out in Part 2.
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