Monday, 22 June 2026

The Furious - The scoop and digest

After multiple collaborations with the legendary Donnie Yen, Kenji Tanigaki's third feature is written by Mak Tin-shu, Lei Zhilong, Shum Kwan-sin and Frank Hui.

Xie Miao - Wang Wei
Joe Taslim - Navin
Brian Le - Ho
Yang Enyou - Rainy
Yayan Ruhian - Tak
Jeeja Yanin - Matia
Joey Iwanaga - Paklung
Sahajak Boonthanakit - Mr. Song

Summary

In an unnamed Asian city, journalist Matia is invesigating a local trafficking gang.  Against the wishes of her husband Navin, she infiltrates a hideout and is captured by its leader Paklung and his enforcer Tak.

Some time later, mute handyman Wang Wei has an argument with his daughter Rainy after he refuses to return to their home country.

After Rainy storms off in a huff, she's bagged and kidnapped by the gang.

Wang gives chase, but rescue attempt is foiled when he's hit by a truck.

As the local police force are more corrupt than a straight banana, Wang teams up with Navin and destroy anybody who gets in their way.

Feint and attack

The problem every modern martial arts flick has is clearing the ridiculously high bar set by The Raid series.

This falls short, but stunt work and choreography is superb and action moves at a blistering pace.  It's just a shame that CG blood is quite noticeable.

Also, wooden dialogue is compounded by weird dubbing.

But fuck all that though, because Mad Dog is armed with a bow and arrow.

Five-way climax takes place at the police station, with Wang and Paklung eventually duelling with bicycles.

WTF?

And I mean that in a good way.

Sunday, 21 June 2026

Cape Fear (2026) - Episode 4

Pierced

Written by Tara Shivkumar
Directed by Reed Morano

At a bar, Max tells Tom that Zack had a dream and drew a picture of his unborn son Adam, confirming Max didn't give Zack anything last week.

After getting ooh la la, Natalie lets Nevaeh pierce her left nipple.

Tom and Zack's fractured relationship intensifies, leading Tom to have a flashback of him discovering that his older brother committed suicide.

Also, Zack has apparently thrown away his toe.

Max leads a rally to free Ruben Ramirez from Tarwater.

Anna asks Max to speak with former convict and snake enthusiast Warren Pitt, as 'Smiley' is the only person who can prove Ramirez didn't kill Maya Cook at a party back in 2003.

Max agrees and surprises Anna by kissing her.  She warns shit won't happen again, but reaction suggests she enjoyed it.

At Pitt's house, Max attacks him off screen and gets the evidence required, as a man called Andre King was responsible for Maya's murder. 

Ray calls Anna and reveals Nevaeh's mum Faith was a prison nurse and got fired for having sex with Max, saying Nevaeh could be Max's daughter.

Assessment

While identity remains unknown, Max's stalker shows up a few times, telling Anna to stay well clear.

Is Nevaeh's mother alive or dead? Somebody we haven't seen yet?

Stop making us wait dammit.

(Laughs).

Thursday, 18 June 2026

Albums, Posters and Cover Art - Battle Royale VI

Miscellany

Muse - Simulation Theory vs Ready Player One


Hideous Divinity - Simulacrum vs Society


Time to get naughty.

Dead Pleasures - Revolting vs Monster aka Humanoids from the Deep


Bloody Hammers - Under Satan's Sun vs The Undead


And no, they didn't get permission.

Ghost

Swedish rock band have been spoofing films for years.

If You Have Ghost - EP vs Nosferatu


Singles

Cirice vs The Silence of the Lambs


Majesty vs King Kong (1933)


Zenith vs Rosemary's Baby


Albums

Meliora vs Metropolis


Infestissumam vs Amadeus


Opus Eponymous vs Salem's Lot


The following aren't based on any film in particular, but nobody would blame you for thinking otherwise.

Alice Cooper - The Revenge of Alice Cooper
Bastille - Bad Blood
Burning Witches - The Dark Tower
Kim Wilde - Here Come the Aliens
Nuclear Assault - Game Over
The Raveonettes - Pretty in Black
Sami Yaffa - Satan's Helpers, War Lazer Eyes and The Money Pig Circus
The Damned - A Night of a Thousand Vampires: Live in London
The Switch - No Way Out
Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats - Nell' Ora Blu
Visions of Atlantis - Armada LIVE Over Europe
Montrose - Warner Bros. Presents Montrose!
Wednesday 13 - The Dixie Dead
Ice Nine Kills

The Silver Scream
The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood
Gama Bomb

Citizen Brain
Survival of the Fastest
Untouchable Glory
Sea Savage
Tales from the Grave in Space
Sinister (2012)

Cry of Fear¹ (2013) vs poster


¹Indie survival horror was derived from a mod for Half-Life.

Bughuul aka Mr. Boogie vs Mick Thomson - Slipknot


Producers Jason Blum and Brian Kavanaugh admit "The Eater of Children" was based on guitarist's mask.

Who's this?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
The mask Elias Koteas wears for his version of Casey Jones looks remarkably similar.
Obscure (2004)

Something very strange is going on at Leafmore High.

Namely, a random picture.
Zooming in.


I have no explanation for this bullshit.

Finally.

Sinister 2 (2015) vs Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi (2003)


WTF?

Dracula (1931)

Queens of the Stone Age - Like Clockwork vs poster


More. More. More.

Nosferatu (1994/1995)
Despite title, Erin must rescue his girlfriend Erin from Count Dracula, not Count Orlok.
Anyway, like Prince of Persia, Another World and Lester the Unlikely, cinematic platformer uses rotoscoped animation, but unresponsive controls derailed experience.
"The Fearless Vampire Killers"
And related (or not).

The Haunted Dancers vs Death and the Woman - Hans Baldung


Creepy stuff.

Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)

In his fourth stint as the titular vampire, Christopher Lee prepares to bite Isla Blair.
Dracula (2023) - Issue one
The Vourdalak (2023)
Dracula The Undead² (1991)
²Working title for Bram Stoker's original novel was The Un-Dead.

For much more besides, why not sink your teeth into the following link?


Until next time.
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