Saturday, 21 March 2026

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come - The scoop and digest

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett return to direct, as do writing duo Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy.

Samara Weaving - Grace MacCaullay
Kathryn Newton - Faith MacCaullay
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Ursula Danforth
Shawn Hatosy - Titus Danforth
Elijah Wood - The Lawyer
David Cronenberg - Chester Danforth
Néstor Carbonell - Ignacio El Caido
Kevin Durand - Bill Wilkinson
Olivia Cheng - Chen Xing
Varun Saranga - Madhu Rajan

Summary

Picking up immediately after previous film ended, Grace is rushed to hospital.

She awakes handcuffed to a bed as the police suspect foul play at the Le Domas mansion.  When her estranged sister and emergency contact Faith turns up, they're kidnapped by Ursula and Titus Danforth.

Grace learns her 'victory' came at a price, as before Ursula and Titus murdered Chester, family patriarch messaged the remaining families of the Council informing they must kill Grace before dawn to claim the vacant 'High Seat', but breaking the rules will make Mr. Le Bail angry.

Let the game begin.

The ball is in play

Upping the scale sacrifices some of the magic, but chaotic symphony of carnage was still a bloody good time.

Aside from the girls melting Viraj inside an industrial washing machine, the stand out sequence is Grace and El Caido blinding each other with pepper spray against the irony of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart.  Confrontation begins with enemy comically firing a rocket launcher the wrong way, which could be a nod to Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong) rescuing Matrix in Commando (1985).  

Titus beating the ever loving shit out Faith smacks of Virgil (James Gandolfini) doing the same to Alabama (Patrica Arquette) in True Romance (1993).

Outcome is different, but even so.

Grace marries Titus to guarantee her and Faith's safety, handing power to the Danforths and effectively ending the game.

The marriage goes ahead, but using a law circumvent revealed by Chen, Grace repeatedly stabs 'husband' in the neck and removes herself from the Council, leaving satanists to fight over the ring she threw into the pit.

Suffice to say, they fail, resulting in a blood explosion.  Grace and Faith leave, taking a goat for good measure.

If trilogy comes to fruition, I bet title will be Ready or Not 3: Here We Come.

Wednesday, 18 March 2026

Daymare: 1998 - Beyond the Horror - Part 2

Prepare to have a multiple postergasm.

Deconstruction Man vs Demolition Man (1993)


Partial Recall vs Total Recall (1990)


The Something vs The Thing (1982)


The Stone vs The Rock (1996)


Broken Arch vs Broken Arrow (1996)


Virgil's Peak vs Dante's Peak (1997)


The Escaper vs The Fugitive (1993)


Now shit gets greedy.

Face/On and Dependence Week vs Face/Off (1997) and Independence Day (1996)


Inland and Death Horizon vs Outland (1981) and Event Horizon (1997)


Tornado and The Sixth Door vs Twister (1996) and The Fifth Element (1997)


Die Hard (1988)

Before going any further, there were four different video games based on one of the most influential action films of all time.

DOS (1989)
C64 (1990)
PC Engine (1990)
NES (1991)

As the PC Engine version was only released in Japan, cover art is unique.
DOS (left) and C64 (right) are identical.


Activision made a pointless alteration by moving title.


Rather bizarrely.

Hard Hero
Going the whole hog, an 'uncensored' alternative appears elsewhere.

Reluctant Hero


And there's more.

Live Hard 2 vs Die Hard 2 (1990)


Die Soft vs Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)


Quite understandably, Die Hard 4.0 (2007) and A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) were left well alone.

Miscellany

? vs The Relic (1997)


Yeah, there is no title.

Mars 1978 vs Capricorn One (1977)


Fear and Loathing in Keen Sight vs Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)


Masquerade vs Wishmaster (1997)


Finally.

Cacciatoa 2 vs Shake, Rattle & Roll V (1994)


Filipino horror anthology series began in 1984 and latest entry Evil Origins was released in 2025.

Until next time.

Tuesday, 17 March 2026

Undertone - The scoop and digest

Ian Tuason writes and directs his feature-length debut.

Evy and Mama are the only characters seen, with the rest just heard.

Nina Kiri - Evy
Adam DiMarco - Justin
Michèle Duquet - Mama
Keana Lyn Bastidas - Jessa
Jeff Yung - Mike

Summary

Evy Babic and Justin Manuel host supernatural podcast The Undertone, where she's the skeptic and he's the believer.

Pregnant by her terrible boyfriend Darren, she's obliged to care for her comatose mother.

One day, Justin is sent a mysterious email with ten audio files attached, recorded by a couple called Jessa and Mike.

The first three files mention Jessa sleepwalking and her singing shit backwards, during which, Justin insists he can hear "Mike, kill all".

When we get to fifth MP3, Jessa's gibberish is initially passed off as audio apophenia, but in reverse is actually "Abyzou come in".

Fear and paranoia sets faster than super glue.

Lick the blood off

Here's the deal.

Abyzou was unable to bear children and out of jealously, sneaked into houses and strangled infants.  As ultimate punishment, King Solomon had her hung in front of the temple of Jerusalem, but envy survived into the afterlife and she became a demon, causing miscarriages and still born babies throughout the world.

Fun fact. Bitch was also central to The Offering (2023).

Anyway, what begins as a really interesting slow-burning candle soon drips terrifying wax, utilising children's songs such as London Bridge, Baa, Baa, Black Sheep and Rock-a-bye Baby to chilling effect.

If the whole gimmick of conveying horror through sound didn't work, it would be embarrassing, but I'm happy to say that design (as well as camera), absolutely does.

Towards the end, Evy reveals that her mother has been dead all along.

I have no idea if there's anything in this, but Mama's unsettling presence smacks heavily of 'old' Eveline (codename E-001) in Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017).

Climax has Evy and Justin receive live calls, with anonymous neighbour stating Jessa and Mike committed suicide by placing plastic bags over their heads.  When the police found them, crayon drawings of dead babies covered the walls.  Also, an autopsy report confirmed Jessa was pregnant at the time of her death.

Evy rushes upstairs and finds Mama stood in the bathroom. Screen cuts to black as she's attacked and presumably killed.

Monday, 16 March 2026

Daymare: 1998 - Beyond the Horror - Part 1

The story of how this came to be is an interesting one.

In July 2015, Invader Studios dropped a trailer of Resident Evil 2 Reborn, leading Capcom to shut project down.

One month later, R&D Division 1 producer Yoshiaki Hirabyashi announced a remake was officially in development, famously wearing a t-shirt displaying the words "WE DO IT".

As fan project strongly influenced how remake was built, company received a special mention during end credits.

This inspired an original IP, which ironically cast Paul Haddad (Leon in RE 2 OG) as the Cleaner, in his final role before sadly passing in 2020.

Game was boring and frustrating, but the amount of references to popular culture is staggering, giving Steven Spielberg's Ready Player One (2018) a run for its money.

Scream 2 (1997)

Shout vs Stab


Fictional in-universe franchise was based on Gale Weathers' novel, so rather appropriately:

The Woodsboro Murders 
Jaws (1975)

Help!! Shark! vs Help!!! Shark


Sick vandalism. A deliberate mutilation of a public service message.

Killer Shark was a real 1972 Sega arcade and immortalised on the Fourth of July


Men in Black (1997)

Rosenberg Fine Jewelry


'Alien Stole My Husband's Skin'


Little Tiffany


The Thing (1982)

Blair Fish & Co


Rec room


Liev the Monster vs Split-face


Finally, a file titled Letter to Doug MacReady is an obvious nod to Kurt Russell's R.J.

Multiples

The Terminator (1984)

Sarah Carmichael's arm (mid-credits) vs DIY surgery


Along with Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Connor (albeit played by different actors), Dr. Silberman (Earl Boen) is the only other character to appear in the first three films.

Anyway, he recorded an audio log on 14th August '98.

Judgment Day (1991)

August 4 1997 is when Skynet went online
25 days later, supercomputer became self-aware and ended three billion human lives.

Hexacore Biogenetics vs Cyberdyne Systems


No Fate


But what we make.

Sterminator 2.1: Sentence Time
Back to the Future (1985)

Flux capacitor


DeLorean


Fantastic Story


Part II (1989)

Grays Sports Book (1950 - 1998) vs Grays Sports Almanac (1950 - 2000)


Changing year was a nice touch.

Alien (1979)

Xeno pinball machine.
Very 'subtle'.

But this is more ambiguous.

This rando was force fed an umbrella.
Using my over-active imagination.

Ash tries to 'rape' Ripley with a rolled up magazine.
Disturbing sequence is expertly referenced in:

Alien: Isolation (2014)
And for shiggles.

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)
Claire uses an umbrella to defend herself.
Aliens (1986)

ELV-426 sounds nothing like LV-426.
Keen Sight's Water System supervisor is Bishop L. Henriksen, named after Hyperdyne synthetic Lance Bishop and Lance Henriksen

Dr. Rebecca Jorden at the Aegis medical facility pays tribute to Newt's real name.

She earned a Second Grade Citizenship Award you know.

Apone's locker contains assholes and elbows.
In Hudson Alley, it's game over man.
Completely unrelated, but a memorial plaque reads:

"Birthplace of George F. Hudson, Mayor of Keen Sight from 1914 to 1930."

Famous paintings

Allegory of the Planets and Continents - Giovanni Battista Tiepolo
Castor and Pollux - Giovanni Battista Cipriani
Saturn Devouring His Son - Francisco Goya
The Golden Fleece - Herbert James Draper
The Archangel Michael Defeating Satan - Guido Reni
The carnage continues in Part 2.
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