Saturday, 25 July 2026

Cape Fear (2026) - Episode 9

The Scar

Written by Diana Pawell and Peter Blake
Directed by Amanda Marsaus

Anna arrives at Bluff's Point and Crystal is nowhere to be seen.  After nipping over to Max's lakehouse and drawing a blank from Robert and co, she decides to well and truly fall off the wagon at a bar, waking up on the Galilee with Crystal waiting.

For shiggles, Crystal's middle name is Delilah.

Crystal reveals the photos she took took of Max protects her from him.  Max's mistress (called Amy by the way), committed suicide at his behest and manipulated murder confession.

Meanwhile, Max visits Tom in prison and warns a 'gift' waiting in his cell (a noose) for him to end it like his brother did years prior.

Of course, he doesn't.

Nevaeh takes a call from Max on her hidden cell phone, and we definitively learn from clumsy conversation that Max has been his accomplice all along, and part of Max's endgame is for daughter to kill Natalie so Anna can feel what it's like to lose a child.

At Amy's trailer, Anna finds a photo of a boy with a scar running down the side of his body, and deduces that he's Crystal's son, fathered by Max.

Zack's doctor tells Tom that son bypassed security and escaped.  Noa bails Natalie out of prison, and because causal lover stole Nevaeh's phone, apparently neutralising threat.

Back on the boat, Anna holds Crystal at gunpoint and forces her to confess that she killed Melissa and 'Adam'.

Robert conveniently turns up and the creepy kid Luke is actually the boy from the photo.  A text on Crystal's phone reveals that she's been in cahoots with Max from the off.

I'm honestly NOT stunned.

A family argument breaks out and Anna jumps overboard, as Max pulls up.

Assessment

What a total fucking mess.

Unlike build-up, threads are sewn up with zero suspense and revelations fall spectacularly flat.

The amount of players still involved worries me, but I'm primed for chaos and mayhem.

Who lives (and dies)?

Find out next week.

Thursday, 23 July 2026

The Essential Selection - Chapter Six

Pazuzu

The Exorcist
The power of Christ compels me to show you more.

The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
The Devil's Candy
Wishmaster
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Nurses

Fanny - Guilty Gear Petit
Morrigan - Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix
Freckly Fiona - Deadly Premonition
Joker - The Dark Knight
Alex Price - An American Werewolf in London
Mildred Ratched - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Tatiana - The Evil Within
Silent Hill's Lisa Garland is based on Amy Keating (The Exorcist III).


Albums

Blink-182 - Enema of the State
The Treatment - This Might Hurt
Burlap sacks

Alfredo - Cruel Peter
Biggy Man - Splatterhouse (1988)
Dr. Decker - Nightbreed
Harlan Hatcher - In the Shadows
Martin Bristol - Malevolence
Sam - Trick 'r Treat
Scarecrow - The Dark Knight
The Masked Man - The Strangers
The Hunter - Little Nightmares II vs Jess - Triangle


Dr. Salvador in Resident Evil 4 is a wicked mash up of Jason Vorhees - Friday the 13th Part II and Leatherface - The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.


Oh yeah.

The Phantom Killer - The Town That Dreaded Sundown¹ (1976)
¹2014 film of same name was a metafictional sequel.

Trees

Tree of Woe² - Conan the Barbarian (1982)
²Altered scene is adapted from Robert E. Howard's 1934 story A Witch Shall Be Born.

Mokujin - Tekken 3
Tree Warden - Rick and Morty (S9, E7), Mortgully: The Last Rickforest
Puppet - Tobal 2
Apostle D'Apcher - Chronicles of the Wolf
Evil Tree - Battle Princess Madelyn
Curse-rotted Greatwood - Dark Souls 3
Dragon Saber
Evil Dead II
Golem Wood - Midnight Wanderers
Grandmother Willow - Pocahontas (1995)
Great Tree - Flashback 2
Human Face Tree - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Saturn only)
Pollen
Poltergeist (1982)
Reborn Treant - Wuchang: Fallen Feathers
The King of Dragons
The Monster - A Monster Calls
Treebeard - The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Twinkle Tale - Mega Drive (Japanese only)
Whroon, Conjurer of the Forest - Deathsmiles
Living Forest - Mortal Kombat II (1993)
X-ray

The first film to visually break bones was 1974 Sonny Chiba classic The Street Fighter
However.

Trope was probably popularised by Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991). 
More. More. More.

Mortal Kombat (2011)
Renfield
Resident Evil: Retribution
Romeo Must Die
Tekken's Nina Williams in: Death by Degrees
Zombie Army - Killcam example
Turning shit up to eleven.

Fight Club (2004)

Terrible video game completely missed the point of David Fincher's adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's 1996 novel, but relevant for obvious reasons.


Guns Akimbo (2019)

Rather ironically, action comedy concerns Skizm, an underground fight club that streams death matches.


Final Fight Revenge (1999)

Bizarre tournament fighter inspired Shinji Mikami to create God Hand in 2006.

Anyway, here's El Gado's super move.


Shit was apparently copied by Hanzo in Samurai Shodown V Special (2004).



Nintendo

The video game company nobody's ever heard of takes centre stage.

Guest characters

Donkey Kong - Pixels
Link - SoulCalibur II (Gamecube only)
Bowser - Wreck-It Ralph
Parodies

Adventure Time - Guardians of Sunshine
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
"Hey, you forgot the Power Glove."
The Amazing World of Gumball - The Console
Inverted Paradox (piss take of Final Fantasy VII) was released for the Gamechild.
Luigi's Mansion
Game Boy Horror
 accesses map.
The Simpsons

Million Dollar Maybe
Lisa grabs a Funtendo Zii.
Not It
Homer and his Power Glove.
Presenting what are presumably happy accidents.

Chrono Trigger
Secret of Mana
Hmmm.

The Wizard (1989)

Todd Holland's directorial debut featured extensive product placement and introduced Super Mario Bros. 3 to North America.

You want more?

Okay.

Arcades

Popeye - Necromancer
Mario Bros. - Over the Top
Games

Knight Moves
Erica smashes Super Mario 3 on a computer, rather than a NES.
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
This is clearly Gyromite, but R.O.B. is shy.
Miscellany

Ghostbusters II
The gang use a NES Advantage joystick to control the Statue of Liberty.
Power Glove

With only two official compatible games (Super Glove Ball and Bad Street Brawler), steaming pile of shit was doomed from the beginning and hardly ever fucking worked.

Unsurprisingly, junk has become a curious piece of history.

8-bit Christmas
Kung Fury
Sliver
Super Scope

Once calibrated (by placing signal box on top of TV and shooting on-screen 'bullseye'), wireless bazooka required six AA batteries, and boy did bastard drain them quick.

Max Reload and the Nether Blasters (2020) features both cult accessories.


I'd be a right Koopa if I I forgot this.

Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Bazooka was modified and repainted as a 'Devo' Gun.
Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Jaws and Burger Time can be seen in an antique shop window.
Marty approaches a made-for-film arcade version of Wild Gunman, and proves to video game boys John Thornton and Elijah Wood that he's a 'crack shot at this'.
But as every butthead knows, using your hands is like a baby's toy.

Until next time.
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