Street Fighter (2026) - The scoop and digest

Danny and Michael Philippou were originally on board to direct, but left in 2024 to focus on Bring Her Back.  However, they very briefly cameo as Scott and Max, a nod to the iconic intro of SF II (1991), who were only named by Capcom in 2016.

Anyway, from a story by Dalan Musson and Gary Dauberman, Kitao Sakurai directs and co-writes the third live-action adaptation with T.J. Fixman.

Noah Centineo - Ken Masters

Andrew Koji - Ryu/Dark Ryu

Callina Liang - Chun-Li

David Dastmalchian - Lord M. Bison

Joe "Roman Reigns" Anoa'i - Akuma

Cody Rhodes - Guile

Andrew Schulz - Dan Hibiki

Eric André - Don Sauvage

Vidyut Jammwal - Dhalsim

Orville Peck - Vega

Don Lee - Master Gouken

Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson - Balrog

Jason Momoa - Blanka

Hirooki Goto - E. Honda

Mel Jarnson - Cammy

Rayna Vallandingham - Juli 

Alexander Volkanovski - Joe

Summary

In 1987, Ryu defeats Sagat in the first World Warrior tournament, with dark persona awakening the deity Akuma, who subsequently murders Master Gouken.  This causes Ryu (the Orphan) and his adoptive brother Ken Masters (the Playboy) to drift apart.

Six years later, Shadaloo dictator Lord M. Bison is developing a secret weapon dubbed Psycho Power.

Sports presenter Don Sauvage goes on TV to announce that Bison is hosting World Warrior II in MetroLao City.

Undercover Interpol agent Chun-Li (secretly seeking revenge against Bison for murdering her father), visits Ken and Dan Hibiki, telling them she's on a mission to find the greatest warriors to compete in upcoming tournament.

For the record, Dan (debuting in SF Alpha) never had a moustache, and is a parody of Ryo Sakazaki and Robert Garcia from SNK's Art of Fighting series.

As fists and feet fly, Bison uses a device to extract Ryu's fighting power, with Akuma waiting in the wings.

Mid-credits

In a dialogue-free anime sequence, a powered-up Bison, with Cammy and Vega, approach Sagat training alone at night.  Ripped bastard looks at Bison, suggesting something has been arranged off-screen.

Envy the seed from which evil grows

Is story Shakespearean? No.

Was this dumb and incoherent? Yes.

But fun? Kinda.

The fights are colourful and characters are more representative of video games, but most feature for about as long as they do in trailers.

Apart from Ryu's Hadouken, physical specials look unnatural.  Oh, forget about Guile unleashing a Sonic Boom or Dhalsim warming opponents up with Yoga.

Akuma causing Joe (a NPC in the original Street Fighter) to explode into goreless pieces confused me.

Cammy employing the look of brainwashed Killer Bee assassin from Alpha 2 onwards was cool, but screeching skull is incredibly irritating.  Bring back Kylie Minogue is all I can say.

As you'd expect, the focus is Ryu, Ken, Bison and Chun-Li.

The jokes (some sexualised) come thick and fast, but I can't remember chuckling once.

Blanka scratching his armpit and smelling his fingers. What's that all about?

Ignoring countless references, Bison saying "Today is the day you die. For me it's Tuesday", copying the brilliant Raul Julia in Street Fighter (1994) was horribly forced.

Traditional anime in flashbacks was handled by animation studio Titmouse and definitely the best thing about entire film.

Non-ending has Bison escape unscathed with Akuma's body.

Guile and Dhalsim pick up Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li and Dan, inviting them to go on a 'Bison hunt', as The Weather Girls' It's Raining Men plays.

WHY?

Anachronisms

The following songs weren't released in 1993.

Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out (2000)

Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It (1995)

Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (1994)

Meredith Brooks - Bitch (1997)

Elastica - Connection (1994)

Like Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021), 4 Non Blondes' What's Up? is used for official trailer.

Before fighting Sagat in 1987, Ken scolds Ryu for listening to track on his walkman.  Unfortunately, song didn't get into our heads until 1993.  But six years later, a drunk Ken sings shit on karaoke, making everything okay apparently.

Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival

Before opening the doors to the pleasures of heaven or hell, here's some interesting titbits.

While this is the first video game in the franchise, there was a cancelled NES game back in 1990, simply called Hellraiser.

Pinhead officially appeared in the DLC for Dead by Daylight in 2021, until his removal in 2025.

On the flipside, he featured in 2015 fanmade one-on-one fighter Terrordrome: Rise of the Boogeymen, which also included other horror icons such as Michael Myers, Leatherface, Ghostface, Candyman and Freddy Krueger.

Anyway, FPS is developed by Saber Interactive and while never confirmed, takes place about 20 years after original 1987 film.

Summary

When not inside Labyrinth, game is set in Clairport.

Aidan Lynch is a member of biker gang The Hellraisers (honestly), and while having sadmasochistic sex with his girlfriend Sunny (going by Yoon Sun-Hee), Aidan cuts her with the Genesis Configuration, inadvertantly summoning the Cenobites.

The Priest rips her ass apart with hooked chains and Aidan is knocked unconscious.

In his pursuit to rescue better half, Aidan takes on Marlowe's fanatical cult the Scarlet Church and face his dark past.

Miscellany 

Combat involves firearms (shotgun, pistol, assault rifle, shotgun etc) and melee weapons (knife, baseball bat, cleaver etc).

Pea shooters can be upgraded and melee break over time, which can be repaired using a kit.

Bottles are thrown to distract enemies and gun-toting cultists primarily behave like the humans in Uncharted/The Last of Us.

Items are crafted by scavenging resources and basic bastards can be stealth killed.

Lock picks are used to, well, ya' know, but tool is easily destroyed if not given respect.  One thing's for sure, Aidan ain't no Jill Valentine.

'Banishing' regular enemies recovers health and suffering (which is the GC's energy).

Telekinesis is ripped straight from Dead Space, but using the GC to solve puzzles and as a weapon was satisfying.

We can also quick turn, something that Silent Hill: Townfall deemed unnecessary.

It doesn't happen very often, but the rooms in Aidan's apartment loop, smacking very much of P.T.

Resident Evil 4

Game may have the gritty design aesthetics of the Condemned series, but game takes huge chunks from Capcom's masterpiece.

Aside from breaking loot boxes, inventory screen is IDENTICAL, right down to auto sort, moving and rotating stuff.

Rather than the Merchant, we get chain-smoking Eremite Zora Beckett.

As a nice touch, two trophies are named after quotes:

What're Ya Buyin? and What're Ya Sellin?

Hehehe, thank you!

Finally, survival section in a cabin (in the woods no less), encourages you to board up windows, a la RE 2 (2019).

Bosses

Bruno (basically Frank The Monster), Charlotte, Sister of Mercy and Marlowe.

We also have to take care of mini boss the Embracer on three occasions.  Heavily armoured tumour is protected by impenetrable armour, but arms not so.

Pain

The first thing that bothered me is how are the original Cenobites still alive?

An explanation was provided in Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth for Pinhead (sorry Clive) coming back, but Female Cenobite, the Chatterer and Butterball were killed by Channard in Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

(Frowns).

Melee combat sucks harder than a veteran prostitute and awkward camera doesn't exactly help.

The Priest and Female Cenobite are used sparingly, which is shame as script (written in collaboration with Barker), is impressive.

The sweet suffering

Bugs guys, and not the insect kind.

As with all bosses, the second encounter of Bruno as a blood monster glows blue when defeated.  But bastard can only be banished when clutching the GC, as holding a gun or melee weapon does jack shit.

I haven't tried this myself, but obtaining trophies What're Ya Buyin? (spend at least 666 coins) and What're Ya Sellin? (earn at least 999 coins through sales) are apparently bugged on PS5.

Charlotte can get stuck on the top of a cliff and even becomes stationary in the centre of arena.  In both instances - bitch is invincible.

No fucking excuse.

Pleasure

Even though he's no spring chicken anymore, Doug Bradley is excellent.

Environments may get repetitive, but visuals are surprisingly clean and detailed.

The Labyrinth shifts and changes to disoritentate, all while the Chatterer gives chase.

Other times, it's about negotiating traps.

In the real world, rotating and splitting the GC to solve door puzzles is great fun.  Other brain teasers involve placing key items in the correct order.

Cut scenes contain all the essential ingredients you'd expect from IP, such as domestic violence, BDSM, mutilation and drug addiction.

Ooh la la moments are very mild and in terms of nudity, The Outlast Trials is way more explicit.

Climax

After feeding her Marlowe's heart, a heavily pregnant Sunny is fully regenerated.  As if by magic, the Cenobites arrive and to fulfil his end of the bargain, Aidan allows Sunny to eat his hand.  The Priest reveals the Church misinterpreted the Rite of Rebirth and the GC actually identifies a Revenant Mother.

The Priest kneels over her and his face dissolves.  Aidan tries to intervene but the Chatterer throws him into the Labyrinth.

By the time he returns, Sunny has given birth to an ascended incarnation of The Priest, possessing Leviathan's powers of revelation.

Sunny reveals she agreed to join the Cenobites from the very beginning and manipulated Aidan into resurrecting her.

The Female Cenobite invites Aidan to join them, but Zora encourages him to choose his own destiny.

Endings

Enlightenment of Flesh: walking towards the Female Cenobite before the gap seals deprives him of tongue.  As they enter Leviathan's body, Aidan's eye turns black.

Stay Human: If we wait until the wall closes, he stays with Zora and is optimistic about starting a new life.

Verdict 6/10

V/H/S/Mixtape - The scoop and digest

This year's wraparound is hosted by controversial heavy metal band GWAR, who invite us to sit back and revel in the unholy horrors.

Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance

Written by Zoe Cooper

Directed by Renee Zhan

Hemlock, Riptide, Skeeto and Botulism star in The Curious Chorus, and a little boy called George joins them for a sing song.

Years later, the studio attempt to re-imagine puppet show and order now technician George to scan them onto a laptop, but results are anything but cute.  Hemlock and co come to life and gruesomely kill everybody, except George.

Another Cabin

Directed by Flying Lotus

Stop-motion animation concerns a grandmother and boy being eaten and assimilated by a giant monster, with an even bigger tongue. 

Heartbeat

Written and directed by David Moreau

YouTubers Wes and Maya enter a Cold War military installation that hasn't been visited for at least 40 years.

Bunker turns out to be a listening station and they get trapped inside a soundproof testing chamber.

Driven insane by the heartbeat beneath the floor, Wes commits suicide by stabbing himself in the ear and neck.

Instead of going the same way, a pregnant Maya turns to cannibalism.

The Music of Mr. Sze

Written and directed by Ernest Dickerson

In an apartment block, Philip Howard decides to create a student documentary project and uncovers the dark secret behind the music of titualar violinist Mr. Sze, which is some bullshit about an alien landscape and a Lovecraftian monster wreaking havoc.

Premature Burial

Directed by Tobias Forge

Ghost frontman reunites with his former band Repugnant for a new music video, where a woman knowingly buries a man alive as an act of revenge.

Death Tone

Written by RZA

Directed by RZA and Matt Landsman

Lydia Van Horn follows instructions recorded by her late father to create the ultimate killer track.

Post-credits

In the aftermath of opening segment, George opens a storage container to reveal the production team have been added to his twisted collection of puppets.

Out of tune

Cheap and very nasty, the worst entry since the infamous Viral was absolutely fucking garbage.

To be generous, Death Tone was the pick of a terrible bunch, but that ain't saying much.

V/H/S: SCP is already in development and I might press play next year.

Carrie - TV series

Having previously written and directed adaptations of Gerald's Game, Doctor Sleep and The Life of Chuck, Mike Flanagan is already a Stephen King veteran.

In 2021, he brought the critically acclaimed Netflix series Midnight Mass, which is deemed an unofficial spiritual successor and/or tribute to 1975 novel 'Salem's Lot.

Anyway, considering story has been told three times before, does the latest version justify its existence?

Summer H. Howell - Carietta "Carrie" White

Siena Agudong - Sue Snell

Samantha Sloyan - Margaret White

Alison Thornton - Chris Hargensen

Amber Midthunder - Rita Desjardin

Josie Totah - Tina Blake

Arthur Conti - Billy Nolan

Thalia Dudek - Emaline West

Joel Oulette - Tommy Ross

Matthew Lillard - Principal Henry-Grayle

Rahul Kohli - Seth Peist

Tim Bagley - Peter Morton

Kate Siegel - Adelaide

Michael Trucco - John Hargensen

Heather Graham - Madison Hargensen

Tahmoh Penikett - Ralph White

Episodes

1. First Period

2. Foreign Language

3. Social Studies

4. Dramatic Arts

5. Physical Education

6. Home Economics

7. Romantic Literature

8. AP Physics

Summary

2026, Chamberlain, USA.

Awkward teenager Carrie White has been home-schooled her entire life by her deeply religious mother Margaret.  After Carrie's father Ralph is tragically killed in an accident at a construction site, Margaret is forced by social service into sending Carrie to Ewen High School to retain custody.

She befriends Sue Snell, but is snubbed by popular super bitch Chris Hargensen.

After Carrie starts her period in the locker room, the other girls throw tampons at her, with ringleader Chris live-streaming event on social media.

At the end of opening episode, Chris creates an Instagram account Carrie Red and uploads locker room footage, with bullying scandal dominating series.

Of course, Carrie discovers telekinetic powers, bringing about death and destruction.

As you'd expect, modern spin gives mainstays different personas and takes extreme liberties with source material. 

For example, psycho ex-student turned drug dealer Billy Nolan was expelled for bringing a cattle prod into school and going after a kid.  He lives on a farm, and off-screen, kills a pig to fill a bucket of blood.

Who knows, it might come in handy on prom night.

Chris's asshole dad John features pretty heavily and is eventually jailed for embezzlement.

Exclusive characters include the mysterious Emaline West and cult leader Adelaide¹.

¹Kate Siegel also directed E3.

Miscellany

In E3, Carrie reads a book about telekinesis and witchcraft, featuring Nina Kulaniga, a former member of the Red Army tank regiment.  In March 1970, she 'allegedly' slowed down and stopped a frog's heart with her mind.

This is interesting, as that's exactly how Carrie kills Margaret in the original 1974 novel.

Whether King was inspired by story is unknown.

And shit doesn't stop there, as Adelaide murders Margaret by...

Yeah.

Before doing so, she tells her that a lot of people have "a little shine in them", referring to the psychic powers Danny Torrance possesses in The Shining, adding further weight to a popular theory that Carrie and The Shining are connected.

While Carrie is dancing in the street in the final episode, the marquee of movie theatre Brian de Palma retrospective in 35mm pays homage to the director of classic 1976 original.

Margaret bathing Carrie in the bath bears an uncanny resemblance to a shot of Ellen Burstyn and Linda Blair in The Exorcist.  This was probably deliberate, as Flanagan has made The Exorcist: Martyrs, due for release in March 2027, which sounds like a sequel to The Exorcist III.

Chronicle

Accusation is way out there, but principle of Carrie breaking Chris's nose for saying something horrible about Margaret and Ralph is identical to Andrew getting revenge on Wayne by psychically ripping his teeth out.

Another odd 'coincidence' is Carrie showing off at a junkyard and causing a car to explode.  Andrew on the other hand crushing vehicle was way more spectacular.

Cruelty and disorder

Despite some issues, I binged entire series in one epic sitting and was hooked from the off.

Summer H. Howell and Matthew Lillard knock shit out of the park, but Chris and Desjardin were pretty annoying.

Margaret still sends Carrie to the closet, but she's relatively nice compared to Piper Laurie.

Subplot of new character/teacher Seth Peist having an affair with Chris's stepsister Brooklyn was completely unnecessary.  During E6, it's revealed bastard hung himself after the truth was exposed.

Emaline

Undoubtedly the most interesting new addition first appears in E2, when Carrie is crying in the bathroom.

The end of E5 suggests Carrie has been talking to an imaginary friend.  However, that was a red herring, as Adelaide confirms astral projector can appear without physically being present, explaining why others can't see her.

Ending

Like the poorly received 2002 TV movie, Carrie survives.

Rather than Sue, Carrie drives away with Emaline to pastures unknown.

Is Emaline on the run from Adelaide and does she have more sinister plans for Carrie?

All might be revealed, if a second season happens.

The Uprising - The scoop and digest

Writer-director Paul Greengrass dramatises the Peasants' Revolt, which has never been adpated for television or the big screen.

Andrew Garfield - Ploughman

Jamie Bell - John Ball

Stephen Dillane - Simon Sudbury

Tom Hollander - Sir Robert Hales

Cosmo Jarvis - Wat Tyler

Thomasin McKenzie - Alyce

Jonny Lee Miller - Sir William Walworth

Woody Norman - Richard II

Katherine Waterston - Joan of Kent

Summary

England, 1381.

The Black Death has killed half the population and grief engulfs those who survived.

When the council of 14-year-old boy king Richard II decide more revenue is needed to prevent the kingdom from collapsing, they increase the taxes on the peasantry.

A local farmer (calling himself Ploughman), arrives in town to pay his annual taxes.  After watching soldiers forcibly examine women's genitalia to determine if they should be taxed as children or adults, Ploughman accosts the collector and kills a soldier who tries to arrest him.

His actions ignites a rebellion across the country, with former solider Wat Tyler and priest John Ball (branded a heretic by the Church), joining Ploughman in his fierce battle for justice, as they march to London to petition the King.

Taste humility

With impressive performances and a suitably bleak tone, fans of action period dramas should wave their pitchfork or sickle in appreciation.

Film was shot in Germany, particularly in Bavaria, with medieval architecture and expansive landscapes providing a striking visual substitute for 14th-century England..

I understand why director's signature shaky cam comes with a motion sickness warning, but I'm a reluctant fan.

According to the history books, Tyler was stabbed multiple times by Walworth, but the former managed to flee on horseback, before falling off a short distance later.  He was then caught by Walworth, brought back to Smithfield, and publicly beheaded.  His head was placed atop a pole, paraded through the city and displayed on London Bridge.

Beheading takes place off-screen, but the start is accurately depicted.

The rest takes several liberties, as Richard II produces Tyler's head to the rebels and a mass slaughter ensues.  Amidst the carnage, Ploughman escapes with a few survivors.

Robin Hood

Shortly before its American release on 10 September, Focus Features marketed film as an origin story: The Uprising: The Rise of Robin Hood, leading to backlash and confusion over subject matter.

While it's suggested the Revolt inspired the legend, the first known reference was in the B-text of William Langland's poem Piers Plowman in 1377, which obviously preceded the rebellion and even influenced Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales.

The famous line by the drunken Sloth (translated from archaic English):

"I do not know my Lord's Prayer perfectly as the priest sings it, but I know the rhymes of Robin Hood and Randolph, Earl of Chester."

Although Ploughman is entirely fictional, character's name is a reference to Plowman (farmer).

Anyway, back to film.

Unofficial epilogue takes place one year after main story.

Ploughman, now a Robin Hood-esque figure dressed in green, and his 'Merry' band of archers ambush the King in a forest (naturally).  Ploughman kills a corrupt counsellor, but spares the boy, saying the gang's defiance will haunt his dreams forever.

In the final scene, the King's residence is shown under a thundering sky, while he screams hysterically.

Tacked on ending was fucking stupid and took a giant shit on all that went before.

As studio executives clearly didn't have the balls to respect history, here's what happened.

After Wat Tyler's death, his followers were driven out of London and Richard II revoked all pardons.

Most rebels were hunted down and executed, effectively ending the Revolt.

The rebels didn't exact revenge on Richard II.  He reigned for another 18 years, before he was deposed by his cousin Henry Bolingbroke (Henry IV).  While imprisoned at Pontefract Castle, Richard starved to death, either by choice, or on Henry's orders.

Infirmary - The scoop and digest

Found footage horror is written by Katy Krauland and directed by Nicholas Pineda.

Paul Syre Lee - Edward Yoon

Mark Anthony Williams - Lester Wooley

Danielle Kennedy - Ms. Ambrosia Downey

Corinna Wagner-Smith - Tweaker

On Thursday, March 23, 2023, at approximately 12:15 a.m., authorities responded to an unknown disturbance call at the Wilshire Infirmary.

Upon arrival the officers located two deceased individuals and are searching for a person of interest.

Archetypal of genre, we watch recovered footage recorded during the incident, in its original and uncensored form.

Summary

The night before, randomly at 7:58 p.m., former marine Edward begins his first night shift as a rookie security guard, and given a body cam by his insufferable superior Lester.

Is that a nod to Leon S. Kennedy's first day on the job as a cop in Resident Evil 2?

Maybe.

After human resources administrator Ms. Downey processes incomplete paperwork, Edward witnesses a door creak open by itself and abruptly slam shut, freaking him out.

Lester reveals the Wilshires used to experiment on people, probably killing hundreds, even thousands of people.  After her husband died, she went insane and became obssessed on how to transfer minds into mannequins, using black magic and witchcraft.  When the authorities found out and raided the hospital, she'd vanished, and never heard from again.

What transpires wasn't terrifying, just HORRENDOUS.

Death is the perfect antidote to crazy

Setting is perfect, but execution was anything but.

Of course there's got be set up, but Jesus Christ guys, this was SOOOOO fucking boring, I nearly fell asleep.

Lee behaves like a petulant child, bizarrely re-enacting his time in Afghanistan by lying on an operating table, pretending he's been shot, calling for a medic and unbelievably - his mother.

More stupid shit occurs in the cafeteria.

As events unfold, it's revealed that Ms. Downey was dead all along, either possessed by a former patient or Mrs. Wilshire.

Scraping the barrel, stuff kinda happens during the last 20m when Edward and Ms. Downey go looking for Lester in the basement.

After finding Lester's dead body, Edward is attacked by a mannequin and film cuts to a wall of text, stating Edward is wanted for questioning in connection to the deaths of Lester and Ambrosia.

The final scene has an unknown person locate a catatonic Edward sat in a wheelchair, ending a tortuous experience.

Bloody Tennis - The scoop and digest

Sport-themed horror is written and directed by Nikias Chryssos.

Sandra Guldberg Kampp - Sophie

Elina Löwensohn - Mary

Tracy Gotoas - Bana

Lily Taïeb - Nelly

Juliana Vieira Guerra - Frida

Helena Zengel - Heidi

Lucie Zhang - Xue

Vincent Romeo - Fred

Ambre Olive - Erin

Zlatko Burić - Stavkos

Summary

A woman (soon revealed as Erin), is badly injured by a tennis ball launcher and dragged away by an unknown person.

Some time later, Sophie arrives at the Mary Tyrone Tennis Academy in Europe, and meets its hard-faced headmistress Miss Tyrone.

She befriends Heidi, who has nicknamed the girls on site, such as Xue (The Machine) and Bana (Mystique).

Mary tells everybody the winner of Training Camp will be given a wild card to Wimbledon, but when losers 'leave', they're actually murdered by Mary's creepy assistant Fred, who cooks the remains for survivors to unknowingly eat.

Grow! Win! Transcend!

Anybody hoping for a horror version of Challengers will be sorely disappointed.

In fact - shit is more like HIM, and apparently rips off script early on.

Mary tells Sophie while she's here: "No calls, no games, no distractions" and takes her phone.

When Cam arrives at isolated desert compound, Isaiah confiscates his phone and says:

"No phone calls, no porn, no OnlyFans, just football."

Also, the girls are forced to drink a mysterious red smoothie, immediately comparable to Cam being injected with a bloodline liquid.

Hmmm.

Sophie uses the strength she took from eating the girls to kill Nelly with a fast serve.

Still hungry, Sophie scoffs Mary's still beating heart, and with dark transformation complete, leaves for Wimbledon with trainer Stavkos.

Yeah, it's as fucking stupid as it sounds.