Some are so fucking 'good', the accused should be given the benefit of the doubt.
But this suspicious bitch isn't feeling generous.
Films
Let's delve into the weird and wonderful.
Hacksaw Ridge vs Uncommon Valor
Conan the Barbarian (2011) vs Centurion
Disturbia vs Hot Pursuit
Fright Night (2011) vs No Country for Old Men
Free Guy vs Teen Wolf
Killer Crocodile vs Tintorera
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) vs Unleashed (2005)
Singular Cay vs Shrooms
Ghostland vs Black Swan
Shadowland vs Colombiana
Body Brokers vs Snakes on a Plane
Fear, Inc. vs Saw
The 3rd Eye 2 vs Oculus
Savage vs Contract Killers
Ice Age: The Adventures of Buck Wild vs Jaws 2
Venom vs Spider-Man 2
Wanted vs Desperado
Dark Phoenix vs Aladdin (2019) vs Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Speed vs Passenger 57 vs Die Hard 2
Creepers vs Zardoz vs Theatre of Blood
Serenity vs Fatal Attraction vs The Todd Killings
Video games and films
Those guilty of stealing multiple sources (for example IK+) will be saved for another time.
Impossible Mission II vs Magnum Force
True Crime: Streets of LA vs The Replacement Killers
Mean Streets vs Blade Runner
Navy Moves vs Commando
Gofer no Yabŏ Episode II¹ vs Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
¹Released as Nemesis 3: The Eve of Destruction in Europe.
Detector vs The Last Starfighter
The Adventures of Robin Hood² vs Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
²unrelated to 1938 film of same name.
Wrath of the Black Manta vs Enter the Ninja
Chiller (NES) vs Mortuary
The Colonel's Bequest vs The Color Purple
Human Killing Machine³ vs Tough Enough
³Tiertex's sequel to their home conversion of Street Fighter.
Left 4 Dead 2 vs House 2
Batman: Arkham City vs Hellboy II: The Golden Army
D/Generation vs Jacob's Ladder
Red Dead Revolver vs The Outlaw Josey Wales
Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X 2 vs Hell (2011)
Neuromancer⁴ vs Thief
⁴Loosely based on William Gibson's 1984 novel of same name.
Strider (Mega Drive EU/NA) vs The Hidden Fortress
Power Stone vs Jingle all the Way
Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus vs Child's Play 3
Remothered vs Jessabelle
Holy SHIT!
The Battery vs Lost Planet 3
Rambo - First Blood & Last Blood vs GoldenEye: Rogue Agent
Fantasy Island vs Far Cry 3: The Lost Expeditions and Predator Pack
Power Stone vs Jingle all the Way
Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus vs Child's Play 3
Remothered vs Jessabelle
And my personal favourite.
Freestyle MetalX vs Bulworth
Holy SHIT!
Films and video games
It's not all one way.
Arn: Knight Templar vs Castlevania: Lament of Innocence
Santa's Slay vs Cabal
Skyscraper vs Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
The Battery vs Lost Planet 3
Rambo - First Blood & Last Blood vs GoldenEye: Rogue Agent
Fantasy Island vs Far Cry 3: The Lost Expeditions and Predator Pack
Now you can associate skull island with something other than Kong.
The Bunnyman Massacre vs Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube)
The Bunnyman Resurrection vs Resident Evil 4⁵ (PS2)
Video games
Final slice serves an absolute treat.
Moonshadow vs Black Tiger
Check these out.
Sub-Terrania vs Slayer (1988)
'Nam 1965-1975 vs Joe Blade
Mass Effect 2 vs Counter-Strike Xbox Edition
Altogether now.
WHAT... THE... FUCK?
Bob Wakelin
Gryzor, Wizball, Renegade, Operation Wolf, Mikie, Batman: The Caped Crusader and Rastan are all iconic strokes of genius, right?
However, his magnum opus was Cabal.
Amidst the magnificent chaos, here's something that may have gone unnoticed.
Surname is written on glove. |
Cute.
While he was still with us, the above 'inspired' numerous imitations.
Rampart |
And most blatant of all.
Line of Fire |
Can't help but admire the balls.
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