Sunday, 12 February 2023

Film Mistakes - Slide 2

Miscellany

Backwoods
Gwen Marie Holden and Tom Alan Smithee have been missing since February 30.
Month never counts that amount of days, not even during a leap year. 
Back to the Future
Marty frantically looks up Doc in 1955, who is listed as Emmet.
Curious, because in 1985, he's called Emmett.
Great Scott!
Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh
Article constantly repeats leaving many witnesses puzzeled.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes was born in 1916.
Yet at the bottom, we're told 1917.
Contracted
August 30, 2013 fell on a Friday, not Monday.
Cradle of Fear
The Chief Pychiatrist at Fenham Asylum is Dr. S. Ross.
I'll stick to places which employ psychiatrists.
Escape Plan 2: Hades
Shoddy direct-to-video sequel takes place in Bangkok, hence on-screen subtitles.
"I'm glad your're here."
What a load of Breslin.
Escape Room (2019)
Geezer advises to download Karate Kid.
I know we like to narrow titles down, but he's referring to The Karate Kid (1984), not unnecessary Jackie Chan remake of same name.
Heavy Metal
Nazareth is misspelled as Nazarath.
Mikey
Is it plice or police?
That is the question.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
In the year 2100, November evolved into a 31 day month.
Date format is British, but should be American.
Rambo: Last Blood
Former Green Beret was born July 6 1947 (as confirmed by Murdock in First Blood Part II).
Despite existing in the same continuity, driver license states 12/04/50 or December 4 1950.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Ready Player One
Theatre is the British spelling, but should be Theater.
Rumble in the Bronx
Danny is smashing a Game Gear, with no cartridge.
Unfortunately, we don't see what he's 'playing'.

Ruthless People
Date format of Earl's passport is British, but he's American.
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
Police have not ruled out foul play and the investigation will contine.
The search for a dictionary didn't continue.
Slumber
I've heard of Henry Fuseli, but I've no idea who Fusell is.
The Punisher (2004)
Neighborhood is one word, Passport is not capitalised and Buenos Aries is not a place.
The Running Man (1987)
Richards and co face off against Subzero, yet makeshift bookie is taking bets on Zubzero.
Thrillkill
Bank of Commerece and Independant Bankers indicates computer is corrupted.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
September 3 2014 fell on a Wednesday, not Thursday.
Underwater
Blueprints feature boyancy compenasators.
I'm sure compensators would be more useful.
Underworld (1985)
Film is set in Hungary, but date format is British.
Vamp
crew member's hand holds up fake arm.
Multiples

Naked Gun 33 ⅓: The Final Insult

Amelia Earhart was an American aviator, making this is a right pain in the Earhardt.
Jurassic Park parody Geriatric Park boasts Seisure World.
Best move on before I have a seizure.
Max Payne

No matter how it's dressed up, 30106 as a date makes absolutely no sense.
Natasha Sax's Place of Occurance should be Occurrence.
Misery

Photograph's caption reads: "There is a higher justice than that of man."
Etc etc.
Close-up begs to differ.

"There is a justice higher than that of man."
Dirty birdy.

The Thing (1982)

Mac hangs on to his snow covered bottle of J&B.
When given to Bennings. 

It's clean.
First goddamn week of winter.

Happy Death Day

Joseph Tombs arrested for first degree murder.
Breaking news.

The above becomes 'identical' twin John.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

New York's hero Spider-Man found dead at 26.
Web-slinging on.

Gravestone states 1991-2018, meaning Peter Parker passed aged 27.
Batman Returns

Harness attached to zipline is clearly visible.
Black surrounds Batman's eyes.
Just before Bruce removes his mask for Selina.

Make-up is gone.
Fatal Attraction

Stanley Forest died 42 of a sudden heart attack.
Note spelling of surname.
Check out picture

That's the oldest 42-year-old I've ever seen.
Going back to my original point.

CEnd credits list Glenn Close's bunny boiler as Alex Forrest.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day

T-1000's head is split open before Arnie squeezes the trigger. 
Villain smashes its way inside helicopter.

But.

Windscreen has self-repaired.
Commando

Same thing, different vehicle.

After Matrix let's Sully go, Porsche is badly damaged on one side.
Guess what?

As Matrix and Cindy drive away, it's fine.
Aeropuetro is an incorrect spelling of Aeropuerto.
The Black String

"The Other Side", while a common trope is an intirely real and dangerous place, a place of unimaginable horror. To summon evil, the witches must destory innocence.
I'm not entirely convinced and I must destroy guilt.

Once the seed is planted, you will be constantly monitered by the witch-cult like a farmer carefully watching his crop.
Spell checker should've been monitored instead.

The last and most desperate method of saving your soul is to take the the life or lives of the witch-cult that has targeted you.
Not that it's relevant, but The The is a real band.

Once you have (blah blah), victims feel lethargic overcome with uncontrolable fits.
Error was apparently uncontrollable.

Cape Fear (1991)

Lori's blouse in Martin Scorsese's remake is magic.

Undone.
She does it up and undoes it.
Problems begin.

Done up.
Undone, without undoing.
Final Score

Dave Bautista's pint has a huge head.
When barmaid hands over tasty beverage, it's as flat as a fart.
Danni's mobile number is 07843 282822.
On the National Criminal Database, it's 07493 144 563.
Shit isn't even close.

HA HA HA!

Also, final six numbers is split into two lots of three.

Hard to Kill

While Steven Seagal's Mason Storm is still in a coma, he's looked after by Kelly LeBrock's nurse Andy.

There's something very odd about hospital's clock.

Andy says to Martha "It's 6am", but it's only 5.50am.
Then it's 5.55am.
Now 7.30am.
Mixing it up.

A different clock states 6.50am, so we've gone backwards.
Back to black, it's 7.50am.
Until next time.

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