Miscellany
Backwoods Gwen Marie Holden and Tom Alan Smithee have been missing since February 30. Month never counts that amount of days, not even during a leap year. |
Back to the Future Marty frantically looks up Doc in 1955, who is listed as Emmet. Curious, because in 1985, he's called Emmett. Great Scott! |
Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh Article constantly repeats leaving many witnesses puzzeled. |
Captain America: The Winter Soldier James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes was born in 1916. Yet at the bottom, we're told 1917. |
Contracted August 30, 2013 fell on a Friday, not Monday. |
Cradle of Fear The Chief Pychiatrist at Fenham Asylum is Dr. S. Ross. I'll stick to places which employ psychiatrists. |
Escape Plan 2: Hades Shoddy direct-to-video sequel takes place in Bangkok, hence on-screen subtitles. "I'm glad your're here." What a load of Breslin. |
Escape Room (2019) Geezer advises to download Karate Kid. I know we like to narrow titles down, but he's referring to The Karate Kid (1984), not unnecessary Jackie Chan remake of same name. |
Heavy Metal Nazareth is misspelled as Nazarath. |
Mikey Is it plice or police? That is the question. |
Planet of the Apes (2001) In the year 2100, November evolved into a 31 day month. Date format is British, but should be American. |
Ready Player One Theatre is the British spelling, but should be Theater. |
Rumble in the Bronx Danny is smashing a Game Gear, with no cartridge. |
Ruthless People Date format of Earl's passport is British, but he's American. |
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation Police have not ruled out foul play and the investigation will contine. The search for a dictionary didn't continue. |
Slumber I've heard of Henry Fuseli, but I've no idea who Fusell is. |
The Punisher (2004) Neighborhood is one word, Passport is not capitalised and Buenos Aries is not a place. |
The Running Man (1987) Richards and co face off against Subzero, yet makeshift bookie is taking bets on Zubzero. |
Thrillkill Bank of Commerece and Independant Bankers indicates computer is corrupted. |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows September 3 2014 fell on a Wednesday, not Thursday. |
Underwater Blueprints feature boyancy compenasators. I'm sure compensators would be more useful. |
Underworld (1985) Film is set in Hungary, but date format is British. |
Vamp A crew member's hand holds up fake arm. |
Multiples
Naked Gun 33 ⅓: The Final Insult
Amelia Earhart was an American aviator, making this is a right pain in the Earhardt. |
Jurassic Park parody Geriatric Park boasts Seisure World. Best move on before I have a seizure. |
Max Payne
No matter how it's dressed up, 30106 as a date makes absolutely no sense. |
Natasha Sax's Place of Occurance should be Occurrence. |
Photograph's caption reads: "There is a higher justice than that of man." Etc etc. |
"There is a justice higher than that of man." |
Dirty birdy.
The Thing (1982)
Mac hangs on to his snow covered bottle of J&B. |
It's clean. |
First goddamn week of winter.
Happy Death Day
Joseph Tombs arrested for first degree murder. |
Breaking news.
The above becomes 'identical' twin John. |
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
New York's hero Spider-Man found dead at 26. |
Web-slinging on.
Gravestone states 1991-2018, meaning Peter Parker passed aged 27. |
Batman Returns
Harness attached to zipline is clearly visible. |
Black surrounds Batman's eyes. |
Make-up is gone. |
Fatal Attraction
Stanley Forest died 42 of a sudden heart attack. Note spelling of surname. |
Check out picture
That's the oldest 42-year-old I've ever seen. |
CEnd credits list Glenn Close's bunny boiler as Alex Forrest. |
T-1000's head is split open before Arnie squeezes the trigger. |
Villain smashes its way inside helicopter. |
But.
Windscreen has self-repaired. |
Commando
Same thing, different vehicle.
After Matrix let's Sully go, Porsche is badly damaged on one side. |
As Matrix and Cindy drive away, it's fine. |
Aeropuetro is an incorrect spelling of Aeropuerto. |
The Black String
"The Other Side", while a common trope is an intirely real and dangerous place, a place of unimaginable horror. To summon evil, the witches must destory innocence. |
Once the seed is planted, you will be constantly monitered by the witch-cult like a farmer carefully watching his crop. |
The last and most desperate method of saving your soul is to take the the life or lives of the witch-cult that has targeted you. |
Once you have (blah blah), victims feel lethargic overcome with uncontrolable fits. |
Error was apparently uncontrollable.
Cape Fear (1991)
Lori's blouse in Martin Scorsese's remake is magic.
Undone. |
She does it up and undoes it. |
Done up. |
Undone, without undoing. |
Dave Bautista's pint has a huge head. |
When barmaid hands over tasty beverage, it's as flat as a fart. |
Danni's mobile number is 07843 282822. |
On the National Criminal Database, it's 07493 144 563. |
Shit isn't even close.
HA HA HA!
Also, final six numbers is split into two lots of three.
Hard to Kill
While Steven Seagal's Mason Storm is still in a coma, he's looked after by Kelly LeBrock's nurse Andy.
There's something very odd about hospital's clock.
Andy says to Martha "It's 6am", but it's only 5.50am. |
Then it's 5.55am. |
Now 7.30am. |
Mixing it up.
A different clock states 6.50am, so we've gone backwards. |
Back to black, it's 7.50am. |
Until next time.
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