Sunday, 10 September 2023

The Nun II - The scoop and digest

Michael Chaves directs his third in The Conjuring universe.

While no references are made, this is set a year before the meat of Annabelle: Creation.

Taissa Farmiga - Irene
Jonas Bloquet - Maurice
Storm Reid - Debra
Katelyn Rose Downey - Sophie

Summary

1956, France.

At his church in Tarascon, Father Noiret is raised into the air, set on fire and burns to death.

A month later in Italy, the Cardinal asks Sister Irene to investigate nuns and priests committing suicide across Europe.

Having possessed Maurice four years before, the demon lives on.

Can Irene repeat feat at the Abbey of St Cârta and perform another miracle?

Mid-credits

Using footage cut from The Devil Made Me Do It, Father Gordon informs Ed Warren of an 'emergency'.

Details of The Conjuring: Last Rites are currently unknown.

Defy the Devil

Corin Hardy's original was notoriously BAD, so this automatically had to be superior, right?

Yes, but not by much.

After a turgid first half, things kinda pick up, building towards an acceptable, albeit unoriginal climax.

Valak doesn't really feature until the end and intermittently uses Maurice to carry out mischief.

Librarian in the Catholic Archives reveals Valak was once an angel, rejected by God and stripped of power.

Fictional monk Jean-Paul Redar buried the eyes of Saint Lucia inside his monastery (now boarding school), and Valak requires ancient relic to become omnipotent.

Using sun to create a beam of light from goat's eye on stained glass window to point out relic's location is unashamedly Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Demon is immolated and ultimately destroyed when Sisters turn wine into the blood of Christ and flood area.

Will Hollywood greenlight another?

Hopefully not.

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