Creature feature is written and directed by Alex Scharfman.
Paul Rudd - Elliot Kintner
Jenna Ortega - Ridley Kintner
Will Poulter - Shepard Leopold
Téa Leoni - Belinda Leopold
Richard E. Grant - Odell Leopold
Anthony Carrigan - Griff
Summary
En route to his billionaire boss's luxury estate, Elliot Kintner hits a unicorn foal. When his daughter Ridley grabs its glowing horn, she has a cosmic vision, but the experience abruptly ends when Elliot batters animal to death with a tire iron.
After wiping her face with a towel, the unicorn's blood rids Ridley's acne. During which, infant comes back to life, but is shot dead by Odell's assistant.
Eventually, the unicorn's parents go on a murderous rampage.
The Seven Tapestries
Poorly constructed and boring as hell, what should've been fun is anything but.
Nothing happens for over 50 minutes and CG is atrocious.
Scraping the barrel, Poulter and Ortega are watchable.
To other matters.
Kintner, as in Alex from Jaws?
Probably.
When Odell and co start decide to hunt one of the unicorns, we briefly witness a shitty version of Aliens (complete with a cheap motion tracker).
Unicorns stalk human prey inside Odell's mansion, copying the Indoraptor at the Lockwood estate in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, which bizarrely ripped off Carnosaur 2.
Towards the end, a unicorn growling near Ridley's face recreates the iconic sequence in Alien³.
Wait a minute, Ridley is damn close to Ripley and Ridley Scott directed Alien.
I see what they did there.
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