Madelaine Petsch - Maya
Froy Gutierrez - Ryan
Matúš Lajčák - Scarecrow
Olivia Kreutzova - Dollface
Letizia Fabbri - Pin-Up Girl
Summary
Happy couple Ryan and Maya are on a road trip in Oregon celebrating their five year anniversary.
After their car mysteriously breaks down while at a diner in Venus, they're forced to stay at an Airbnb.
One night, a girl knocks on the door asking for Tamara, who they've obviously never heard of.
What happens next?
Hmmm.
Mid-credits
Maya awakes in a hospital with a man lying next to her.
Because you're here
First off, this isn't a prequel.
So why the FUCK are trio of psychopaths wearing the same masks?
Apart from setting and a few innovations, this goes over very familiar ground and was neither scary or disturbing.
Not even Maya getting her hand stuck on a nail was cringing, and really reminded me of Eden Lake.
Hopefully things will pick up in the next (expected later this year), but I was grossly underwhelmed.
Oh, for reasons unknown, Maya and a stranger use a conveniently placed piano to belt out Moonlight Sonata.
If this is a reference to Resident Evil, then I'm tastier than a Jill sandwich.
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