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| Joy Ride (2001) Date format is British (12Dec99), but should be Dec1299 (American). |
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| The Longest Yard (2005) "Underneath it all, its just you and Crewes" I see a grammatical goof, or maybe it's just me. |
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| Enemy (2013) German philosopher Fichte is misspelled as Fitche. |
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| Frenzy (1972) Co-incidental is not hyphenated. |
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| Jason Bourne In 2016 (when film is set), 20 October fell on a Thursday, not Tuesday. |
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| The Amusement Park Bizzare should be bizarre. |
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| Street Smart For boasting the worlds best coffee, this is a place I'd avoid. But if it sold the world's best, then I'd be in there like a shot. |
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| Star Crystal Evolution of human race part 5 15,000 BC to 500 AD 1. South America 2. North America Jumping to: 7. Artic 8. Antartic Arctic and Antarctic would be better. |
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| Stan Helsing Frankenstein isn't the Doctor, so character should be Frankenstein's Monster. |
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| Ripper Lake Rehabilitation and recommended are misspelled as rehibilation and recomended respectively. |
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| Return to Sleepaway Camp Leisure activities include Canoeing, Archery, Vollyball etc. Awww, and I was really looking forward to playing Volleyball too. |
Also, what the fuck does Bonding Games involve?
Odd.
Article is one the greatest examples of Engrish in cinema history, and they couldn't even match building or kill count.
It's there again.
And it ain't over yet.
It's a Sin to Tell a Lie (without the double spacing).
The House is Haunted by the Echoes of your Last Goodbye
Reunited with Rocky Jr.
However.
https://nukesandknives.blogspot.com/2021/03/making-sense-of-creed.html
Some may argue it's the light, but I'm not convinced.
Why?
Hellraiser
A couple more.
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| Dracula A.D. 1972 Proffessor Van Helsing? Seriously? |
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| Darkman Facial reconstruction will take 571 hours and 57 minutes (or just under 24 days). Why that random number, I don't know. Anyway, since when is anything completed at 99.999 %? |
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| Boogeyman 3 Boogeyman killer claims eight victims at Hillridge clinic! Headline isn't the weird thing. Yesterday was commit a brutal crime! At Hilarige hospital ware killed 10 patients include the hospital personal! |
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| Blood: The Last Vampire (2000) Filing system begins A-B, B-C, C-D etc. But after H-I, it should be I-J, J-K, but chooses J-K, L-M etc, so consistency is given the middle finger. |
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| Better Watch Out aka Christmas Evil Jolly Dream wishes its employees a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year Remember ~ if its not a Jolly Dream is not worth having! |
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| Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon Burtal should obviously be brutal. |
Multiples
Backtrack
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| Australian date format is the same as British, so 12 7 87 (12 July 87) is fine. |
But.
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| July 12th 1987 is written the American way. |
(Rolls eyes).
The Postcard Killings
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| Address on envelope includes the postcode 78605 for Brussels. Belgian postcodes only have 4 digits, not 5. |
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| Preview of first link misspells newly and accommodation as Newley and accomodation respectively. Not stopping there, second link also has accomodation. |
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| The second paragraph begins: In the early 1990's, New York City was in the grips of a record breaking crime wave brought on by the crack epidemic. Same sentence repeats at the start of third paragraph. |
The Laughing Mask
(Deep breath).
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| "The Laughing Mask Killer" is suspected in the slain of the sucessful "shadows of death book series. So what, he murdered some literary works? Prolific writer Jake Johnson, best known for the award winning book murder series "Shadows of Death" (ha ha) was seen at his residence in Orlando, FL after the police found the mutilated body of his wife Jaycee Johnson. According to police reports, Jaycee's body was severely mangled and have been tortured for hours. Jesus, who wrote this shit? Spinning on: Police was given an annonymous tip last week leading office Kate O'malley to the scene, an abandoned warehouse out of Longwood, FL where Jaycee's remains were found. In an alternative reality, police were given an anonymous tip last week leading Officer Kate O'Malley to the scene, etc. |
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| It's a Sin to Tell Lie" by Ruth Etting |
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| "The House is Hauhted by the Echoes of your last Goodbye by Denny Dennis |
by Denny Dennis and Roy Fox & his Band
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
I can top that.
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| "I dont want to set the wolrd on Fire" by "The Ink Spots" |
I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire
One begs to differ.
Websites
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| Death of a Vlogger Graham Hughes, the vlogger in question, came under intense scrutiny earlier this year when it was revealled he, with the help of (unknown). |
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| Monster Hunter Odd Toed Hoofed Mamals - Animal Kingdoms Three Split Front Hoof - BioAnimalz Hoof Disection A cloven hoof is a common occurance in nature where there is a back split to (incomplete). |
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| On the Brain Liabilies of persons has been secured. |
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| Suburban Gothic How Do I Commit My Son Or Daughter? - Mental Health Advice Reasons to use a voluntary psychiatric hospitalization. Voluntary admissions to a hospital are governed by statute. And adul How To Get A Child Committed To A Mental Health Facility Reasons to use a voluntary psychiatric hospitalization. Voluntary admissions to a hospital are governed by statute. And adul (incomplete). |
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| The Clovehitch Killer The Clovehitch Files - Barbara Donnelly Barabara Donnelly details and chronicles the hunt for the Clovehitch Killer over a preiod where she... USATODAY.com - Gruseome details released |
Continuity and more
The epic home straight.
Evil Dead
Following Olivia's vicious attack, Eric removes the needle left in his cheek.
Close up shows it's just below his eye.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Post-credits scene shows a van displaying N.Y.P.D. 587, which becomes NYPD.
Hands of Steel
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| negative characteristics, none |
Later.
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| Paco Queruak has efficiency characteristics, none |
R.O.T.O.R.
T2 Trainspotting
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| Film confirms acronym stands for: ROBOTIC OFFICER TACTICAL OPERATION RESEARCH |
Guess what?
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| ROBOTIC OFFICER TACTICAL OPERATIONS RESERVE |
UNBELIEVABLE!
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| Trainspotting Having stolen the skag deal worth £16,000, Renton leaves Spud a solitary bundle of cash (worth £2000) in his locker. |
Spud (and others) state amount was £4000.
Did filmmakers not think to check?
Guess not.
Lookalikes briefly play two versions of main characters in flashback sequences.
End credits confirm they're aged 9 and 20.
Although released in 2017, film repeatedly mentions events take place 20 years after original, so 2016.
Problems begin almost immediately, as Renton tells Simon (as he's now known) he's 46, meaning he was 26 in original.
Rents states Tommy died aged 23, with Simon apparently oblivious to the fact.
What the FUCK was screenwriter John Hodge on?
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| Ouija Events are said to have happened in the early 1950s. |
Ouija: Origin of Evil
2016 prequel is explicitly set in 1967.
But a newscaster speaks about "US astronauts in 1970".
Lethal Weapon 2
Poor old Rog discovers a bomb has been planted under his toilet.
When Riggs and co arrive, the Bomb Squad spray explosive with liquid nitrogen, giving him a good second or two before detonation.
Note he's wearing a bomb blanket.
Because it disappears and reappears in between shots.
Natural Born Killers
I don't know if this was done on purpose, but whatever.
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| Fol ow |
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| Follow |
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| Fol ow |
Best of all.
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| F low |
Your druggist is your friend.
Hannibal (2001)
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| In 1992, Hannibal Lecter is serving consecutive life sentences. |
And.
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| Another page states 1990. |
During the infamous Paul Krendler brain eating scene, a clock shows 9.50pm.
Shortly after, we literally go back in time to 8.45pm.
Rocky III
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| Rocky is wearing yellow gloves. |
As he celebrates victory.
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| They've changed to black. |
Rocky IV
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| Drago's wife was an Olympic Swim Champion. |
Not Swimming?
That's like saying I was the World Bowl Champion.
More wizardry, courtesy of Apollo's gloves.
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| On. |
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| Off. |
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| And on again. |
Rocky V
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| Rocky returns victorious from Russia, without shades. |
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| Yeah... |
Creed
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| Donnie searches for Apollo's rematch with Rocky on YouTube. Video's title is Superfight 2. |
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| Match was dubbed Superfight II. |
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| During Conlan fight, Donnie is inspired by his pops in action. |
Footage is from the original 1976 film, so him having such a memory is IMPOSSIBLE.
For countless other reasons of why franchises reek of bullshit, click away guys.
Creed III
As third film didn't exist when I wrote the above...
Story kicks off in 2002 with a 15-year-old Donnie (meaning he was born in 1987).
Retconned age is still wrong, as year should be 1986.
15 years later, Donnie avenges points defeat to Conlan, and is said to be his final fight.
Amazing really, considering this part is set before Creed II (2018).
Finally, I have such sights to show you.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
At some point before Frank did, Captain Elliott Spencer solved the box, transforming him into Pinhead.
Clive Barker's hate for nickname is legendary... even in hell.
Golden nails change to silver.
No doubt about this though.
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| 55 Ludovico Place (aka the Cotton House) isn't quite as we remember it. |
Hellraiser
Because it burned down, as a photo of a young Frank clearly illustrates.
Original may be a classic, but climax and ending doesn't make any sense.
Also, what happened to 'Butterball'?
Kirsty used the box to send everybody back to hell, but salad-dodging Cenobite is crushed by falling debris and presumably left to roast.
So who sent him back to hell?
Whatever.
Julia takes revenge on Frank for betraying her.
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| Nothing personal babe. |
Callback is satisfying, but goof is not.
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| Blood suddenly appears on her chin. |
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| Hellraiser: Bloodline Air conditionioning didn't exist, until now. |
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| Hellraiser: Judgment Its sean. |
(Sigh).
Until next time.
Maybe?
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