Four categories. One epic post.
Let the geekery begin.
Conflicting information
The following headlines (and sub-headings) have absolutely nothing to do with articles.
Read all about it.
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| Child's Play 3 |
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| Max Payne |
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| Batman Returns |
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| Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare |
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| Monster in the Closet |
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| Sliver |
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| The Karate Kid Part III |
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| The Violent Kind |
Maniac Cop
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V
Repetition
Sentences, and even paragraphs are reprinted.
FYI, revisit Rocky III for more.
Anyway, follow the 'dots'.
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| D-Tox The facts... Thus at this conference... Of no less importance... |
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| Monster in the Closet Of no less importance... Thus at this conference... Many persons... Future plans... |
Okay then.
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| Child's Play 3 A suggestion... Many persons... An immediate investigation... |
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| Death Sentence Although the surface.... |
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| Natural Born Killers The Knoxes... and Mickey and Mallory Knox... |
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| Resident Evil S.T.A.R.S... |
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| The Omen (2006) The post became available... |
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| Max Payne This is the third such murder... Though the area was cordoned off... "There was blood everywhere"... |
Spider-Man
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| Police spokesman John Young... |
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| NYPD spokesperson... |
Misery
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| In what is being viewed... Mr. Wilkes, who was a... |
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| Local pediatrician Michael Banks... On August 2... |
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| Lucie was the daughter of... |
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| Tragedy struck once again... |
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| The search for famed romance... |
Days and confused
Calendars were apparently unavailable.
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| Batman (1989) November 7 1989 fell on a Tuesday, not Friday. |
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| Brahms: The Boy II October 30 1958 fell on a Thursday, not Wednesday. |
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| Captain America: Civil War March 22 2016 fell on a Tuesday, not Sunday. |
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| Dracula: Dead and Loving It Parody is set in 1893, but in that year, November 10 fell on a Thursday, not Wednesday. |
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| Fear Street Part One: 1994 July 23rd 1666 fell on a Friday, not Thursday. |
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| Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers November 3 1959 fell on a Tuesday, not Friday. |
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| K-Shop May 7th 2005 fell on a Saturday, not Friday. |
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| Kiss Kiss Bang Bang March 2, 1980 fell on a Sunday, not Tuesday. |
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| Misery March 23, 1978 fell on a Thursday, not Monday. |
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| Pain & Gain May 22 1998 fell on a Friday, not Tuesday. |
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| Rocky III May 15, 1982 fell on a Saturday, not Wednesday. |
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| Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th April 21 1999 fell on a Wednesday, not Tuesday. |
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| Superman Returns February 13 2005 fell on a Sunday, not Tuesday. |
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| Taking Lives August 6th 1983 fell on a Saturday, not Tuesday. |
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| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning June 9, 1969 fell on a Monday, not Friday. |
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| The Violent Kind July 30, 2006 fell on a Sunday, not Wednesday. |
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| The Wrestler April 6 1989 fell on a Thursday, not Saturday. |
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| My Name Is Lenny 5 April, 1975 fell on a Saturday, not Monday. 9th, 10th & 11th November 1974 fell on Saturday, Sunday and Monday respectively, not Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. |
The Devil Below
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| February 6, 1969 fell on a Thursday, not Tuesday. |
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| January 5, 1976 fell on a Monday, not Sunday. |
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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| 26 November 1926 fell on a Friday, not Sunday. |
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| 24 December 1926 fell on a Friday, not Thursday. |
We Are Still Here
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| November 28 1949 fell on a Monday, not Wednesday. |
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| November 12 1949 fell on a Saturday, not Friday. |
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| November 13 1859 fell on a Sunday, not Thursday. |
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| July 8 1919 fell on a Tuesday, not Wednesday. |
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| December 27 1859 fell on a Tuesday, not Friday. |
Trailer Park of Terror
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| May 9th, 1997 fell on a Friday, not Sunday. |
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| July 12th, 2002 fell on a Friday, not Saturday. |
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| September 28, 2005 fell on a Wednesday, not Monday. |
Why is date suddenly 'th' racist?
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| April 22th, 1984 |
First off, said day fell on a Sunday, not Saturday, but what the 'th' is going on with ordinal indicator, as the twenty-second day of any month is followed by 'nd'.
Still, they did get something right.
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| April 3rd, 2008 did fall on a Thursday. |
The mind boggles.
Miscellany
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| Strangeland "justice was definately not served." I agree Angelic, it definitely wasn't. |
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| Q - The Winged Serpent Photographs Fail to Prove Existance of Giant Bird Hoax or Mass Hysteria? You decide. |
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| Son There's something severaly wrong here, and I'm holding physicaians wholly responsible. |
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| Taxi Driver Pittsburgh is a city in western Pennsylvania. However, fictitious reporter Michael Cross was the only person to discover Pittsburg. |
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| The Dark Knight Rises POLICE SUSPECT 'CAT' BURGLAR IN JEWEL HIEST |
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| The Devil Below Any kind of fire that causes an enviromental disaster deserves the utmost respect. |
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| Misery Headline states Anne, but article declares the daughter of Carl and Nancy Wilkes is Annie. Caption under photograph goes one better, as she's now called Annie C. Wilkes. Oh yeah, blurb repeats itself. |
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| Ready Player One Article on the left states Mrs. Underwood died after a long battle with cancer and was Fifty Six at the time of her death. As she was born in 1975, this means she died in 2031. However, ignoring the unusual decision of capital F and S, adjacent clipping states she was Fifty Nine (correct). Obituary of Karen Underwood Morrow becomes Karen-Morrow Underwood. Finally, sentence beginning with Karen-Morrow Underwood, wife of Ogden Morrow, repeats until ending with cancer. |
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| The Conjuring 2 200 National Front protestors arrested in London Good, but then goes on to say 'More than' 200 protestors. |
You can't have it both ways.
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| Texas Chainsaw Massacre MORE BODIES DISCOVERED ONSLAUGHTERPROPERTY! 'Spacing' was obviously an issue. |
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| Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Longtime (should be hyphenated) Haddonfield resident Laurie Strode, survivor of the so-called "Halloween" mass murders in 1968, was killed yesterday in an auto accident. What a shame meat of John Carpenter's classic occurred in the real-time year of 1978. |
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| The Midnight Meat Train Erika Sakaki is initially described as a 'Local' woman, but is later said to be a 'Metropolis' woman. Amidst odd contradiction, paragraphs frequently repeat. |
Rocky V
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| Rocky is now in the management business and doing it very well. |
However.
Again, no issues, but.
See, it's not difficult to spell Pittsburgh.
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| A completely different headline copies and pastes the above. |
Sliver
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| Horror High Rise Claims Third Victim |
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| HORROR HIGH RISE Naomi Singer, 33, plunged to her death on July 13, making the second fatality to be connected to called (not so-called? "Horror High-Rise" in the past year. |
Err.
Wrinkles the Clown
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| June 5, 1981 did indeed fall on a Friday. |
Yes Taxi Driver - I'm talking to you.
But in the same article.
And immediately after.
Just WHAT?
But in the same article.
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| We magically jump forward in time to 05/11/84. |
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| The Virginia Free Lance-Star is dated 05/23/81, but opening paragraph 'recalls' the kidnapping of Johnny Gosch in 1982. |
Polaroid
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| The community of Locust Harbor is in shock and mourning this week after the loss of three teens. Their brutal abduction and murder has taken this town completly off guard and has had a rippling effect all the way from friends and family down to strangers on the street with no conenction to the victims. Strangely, article repeats out of sync. |
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| Content is reused elsewhere. |
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| victums |
Casino
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| Headline correctly states Rothstein, but article shortens surname to Roth. Among the factors that will contribute to the size of the demand and the military of unions at bargining (not bargaining) tables are early bird settlements. |
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| A magazine article begins the same, but omits The. Spinning on. Ace Roth (again) in an interview from his spacious penthouse office overlooking the Tangiers the Tangiers Casino says he is the real behind the Tangiers gaming empire. Ace Rothstein in an interview from his spacious penthouse office overlooking the Tangiers Casino. |
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