Monday, 27 January 2025

Wolf Man - The scoop and digest

Leigh Whannell's second in Blumhouse's Universal Monsterverse is co-written by Corbett Tuck.

Christopher Abbott - Blake Lovell
Julia Garner - Charlotte Lovell
Matilda Firth - Ginger Lovell
Sam Jaeger - Grady Lovell

Summary

In 1995, while hunting deer in the remote mountains of Oregon, Blake and his father Grady spot a humanoid creature and hide inside a hunting blind.  Later that night, Grady vows to find it.

Thirty years later, Blake lives in San Francisco with his wife Charlotte and their young daughter Ginger.

After Grady is declared officially dead, who went missing years back, Blake also receives the keys for his childhood home and persuades Charlotte to vacation there.

En route, the family are forced off the road by a creature, which scratches Blake.

They manage to reach the farmhouse and barricade themselves in.

However, as time passes by, Blake becomes sick and gradually undergoes a terrifying transformation.

Dying

Ignoring the opening 30 minutes, the rest is like The Fly (1986), but really boring.

Performances are good though, and Arjen Tuiten's impressive prosthetics were not touched up with CG.

When Charlotte is forced into shooting Blake, I felt nothing, unlike An American Werewolf in London.

The twist of Grady being a werewolf and infecting offspring is lifted straight from The Wolfman (2010).

Also, creature maintaining human intelligence while becoming more aggressive is eerily similar to the first film of its type - Werewolf of London (1935).

By far the most interesting thing is Blake's POV basked in brilliant blue, with the eyes of those around him glowing white.

Who knows if intentional, but latter aspect reeks of the children born in Village of the Damned (1960).

Friday, 24 January 2025

Quint - 2024 novel

"You already know the end of his story: now find out where it all began."

Serving as a prequel to Spielberg's Jaws (the greatest film of all time), Robert Lautner reimagines the life of a truly iconic character.

I'm aware of Ryan Dacko's The Book of Quint (2023), but I might do that another time.

Summary

Just like Ishmael in Herman Melville's Moby-Dick; or, The Whale, story is told by Quint in first-person.

There's also chunks of Ernest Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea and predictably, Peter Benchley's original work.

As Quint travels across America, he arm-wrestles in San Francisco until some big Chinese fella beats him in the semi-finals, recalls the harrowing events aboard the USS Indianapolis and meets Ben Gardener and Frank Silva in Amity.

Of course, there's no Brody or Hooper.

In the Author's Note section, Lautner acknowledges two other books (other than Jaws, obviously), that helped fuel the engine of his own.

Doug Stanton's In Harm's Way (Indianapolis) and In the Slick of the Cricket by Russell Drumm, (portrait of Montauk fishing captain Frank Mundus).

Despite being the inspiration for Quint, Mundus didn't receive credit in novel or film.  

Sonofabitch

At the end of EVERY chapter, we get an excerpt from Carlo Lorenzini's The Adventures of Pinocchio (commonly shortened to just Pinocchio).

Quint says he liked the cartoon (1940 Disney film) and the only book he was given.

Anyway, here's to swimming with bowlegged women.

Son of a violent alcoholic and the same height since eleven, Quint was born in 1924 (no date or month) and signed for the army at 19 in 1943.

Aged just 27, he was married thrice, to Amanda, Carole and Effa respectively.

Effa died of pneumonia in 1953.

Quint visits Italian carpenter Danny Felix and instructs him to remove the lettering of K and N from his boat the Akron and create C, rearranged to spell Orca.

Cute.

The jaws of the biggest shark he caught, "He-Who-Took-His-Brother's-Head", are eventually mounted on the front of his flybridge.

Also, Quint mentions he has an appointment to get a tattoo removed at the hospital.

Don't tell me, don't tell me... "Mother."

During 'epilogue', our man reveals he bought a plot of land off South Beach from a 'smarmy jack-ass' named Vaughn, just big enough for him to build a wooden shack.

And just for pleasure boating and day sailing, Albert Morris runs Amity Hardware.

Jesus h. Christ

While a pretty enjoyable read, written word contains some unbelievable goofs.

Prologue

Amity Island, January 1977

Everyone remembers our summer of '75¹, and even those who weren't residents at the time have heard the stories.

²Our chief of police had taken it upon himself to hire, from our dollars, a local fisherman to go out with some oceanographic fellow to hunt a suggested shark that had supposedly injured some bathers along our beautiful shores in the days before our Fourth of July weekend here on our beloved island.

Reluctantly I myself sanctioned his request, if only to placate the concerns of a small minority of our residents and to exercise every available option if indeed there was any risk to the populace's and visitor's beach activities over the holiday weekend.

What followed was a terrible disaster which resulted in not only the loss of a vessel but the death of our very own Captain Quint, the owner of said vessel.  Fortunately the season was not too unduly spoiled and Amity still remains the choice destination for our discerning friends everywhere.  Amity, as you know, means friendship.

As it was I, in my former capacity as realtor on the island, who had originally leased Mister Quint from which he operated his charter business, and the deceased having no known living family, I appointed myself his executor as is within my remit as freeholder of his land.

Although not a popular islander Mister Quint was certainly known and respected throughout our community and his death saddened a fair few of us, particularly Salvatore, local fisherman who sometimes assisted Quint with his charters.

It was only after I accepted his estate and effects that I established that Mister Quint was a war veteran and, surprisingly, a survivor of one of the greatest naval tragedies in US history.

This manuscript, written sometime around 1968³, was part of his effects and thus in my ownership.  Apart from some artistic embellishments⁴ from the publisher it is as I took possession of it.

Larry Vaughn, Mayor

¹Released in 1975, but takes place in 1974.

Here's the proof.

7-1-74 and 7-2-74.
Timeline is soon contradicted.

A $3000.00 bounty to the man or men who catch and kill the shark that killed Alex M. Kintner on Sunday June 29th Amity Town Beach.
Chrissie was killed before Alex and to compound error, June 29th fell on a Saturday, not Sunday.

Jaws 2
Brody was awarded "Amity Man of the Year" at some point in 1975
Yeah, at least six months after he destroyed the first shark.

BULLSHIT.

²I know he's reminiscing, but paragraph is still bizarre.

"to hunt a suggested shark that had supposedly injured some bathers"

Actual quote:

[to reporter] I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers

"in the days before our Fourth of July weekend here on our beloved island"

The Mayor of Shark City finally agreed to pay Quint $10,000 to kill the shark on the 4th of July.

³sometime around 1968?

Epilogue begins:

"I'm writing this at Christmas in '68."  

artistic embellishments?

Was this a fruitless ass-covering exercise?

If so, tactic didn't work.

Q & A

3. Why is the note dated 1977?

The great Murray Hamilton, who played Vaughn, also appeared in Jaws 2. I set the letter prior to the events of that film for timing.  I did a similar thing with Quint's age.  In 1968, at the time of the novel, my Quint is 44⁵ years old.  If we move the timeline⁶ forward to the events of Jaws, my Quint would be the same age⁷ as Robert Shaw when he died at only 51.  I felt that fitting and respectful.  Everyone thinks Quint is older, but he was only 48⁸ in Jaws, just five⁹ years older than Roy Scheider's Brody; but he plays off the 'old man of the sea' so brilliantly that everyone interprets him as older.

Okay, this is complicated.

⁵As already established, character was born in 1924, so 44 in 1968. Fine.

Because of Prologue, shit automatically unravels.

⁶Moving timeline forward (seven years) has film occur in 1975 (wrong).

⁷In his world, Lautner is correct, but...

⁸When Jaws was released on 20 June 1975, Shaw was still 47, and wouldn't be 48 until 9 August.

⁹Playing devil's advocate, Lautner infers Scheider was 43, not 42.

However, Shaw was indeed five years older than Scheider, but 'his' Quint died aged 50, not 51.

As a chilling coincidence, Shaw was born at 51 King Street in Westhoughton, Lancashire.

Farewell and adieu. 

Sunday, 19 January 2025

A Complete Unknown - The scoop and digest

Based on Elijah Wald's 2015 book Dylan Goes Electric!, James Mangold directs and co-writes biopic with Jay Cocks.

For those not aware, Mangold previously directed Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash in Walk the Line.

Timothée Chalamet - Bob Dylan
Edward Norton - Pete Seeger
Elle Fanning - Sylvie Russo
Monica Barbao - Joan Baez
Boyd Holbrook - Johnny Cash
Scoot McNairy - Woody Guthrie
Dan Fogler - Albert Grossman
P. J. Byrne - Harold Leventhal

Summary

In 1961, a 19-year-old Bob Dylan visits his hero Woody Guthrie in hospital, with close friend Pete Seeger already bedside.

After beginning a relationship with Sylvie Russo, Dylan flirts with Joan Baez at an open mic night and they ultimately tour together at various festivals.

Four years later, the infamous controversy of Dylan using electric instruments at the Newport Folk Festival is recreated.

Historical inaccuracies

Very briefly.

Name of Sylvie Russo (fictional version of Suze Rotolo) was changed at Dylan's request.

Fine.

But they split up in 1964, not 1965.

Johnny Cash wasn't at Newport and a fan shouting "Judas" didn't happen until a year later at the Free Trade Hall in Manchester, England, with Dylan responding "Play it fucking loud."

Mysterious minstrel

Wonka is perfectly cast and looks just like his real-life counterpart, exuding the arrogance to boot.

Others are good value too, particularly Norton and Barbao.

However, the final hour dedicated to 1965 doesn't take any risks, with approach comparable to a documentary such as Dont Look Back. 

Before end credits roll, we're told about Highway 61 Revisited becoming one of the most influential albums of all time, Seeger advocating for civil rights until his death in 2014 and Baez releasing Diamonds & Rust in 1975, inspired by her tempestuous relationship with Dylan.

Thursday, 16 January 2025

Titles, taglines (and all that jazz) - Chapter 5

Misery loves company

Idiom stems from unhappy people taking comfort that others are also miserable.

2012 film and Mary Flower album


Taglines

L.A., I Hate You
Rogue River (2011)
Mixing it up.

Murder Loves Company - TV series
Misery Loves Comedy
Borderlands (2024)
Chaos loves company
The Conduit
Evil loves company.
Miscellany

1.

The 3rd Eye
Believing is seeing
The Skeleton Key
Fearing is believing
Santa Claus: The Movie
Seeing is believing
The Unseen
Seeing is deceiving
2.

It Lives Inside (2018) and (2023)

It's What's Inside
The Voices¹
It lives within
¹Original title The Free Fall.

3.

In My Skin and The Skin I Live In


The Skin I'm In is a song by Shed Seven.

Splinter
It will get under your skin
Lake Fear
It's been waiting... to get under your skin
4.1

Cobra Kai Never Dies is the fourth episode of Cobra Kai, which is a direct reference to The Karate Kid Part III (1989).

Of course, The Goonies never say die.

Clinger
First love never dies
Love Never Dies

Bram Stoker's Dracula and Fallen (2006)


True Love Never Dies

The Crow (2024) and Deadly Crush


4.2

Evil Never Dies
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
Amityville: Evil Never Dies
Taglines

Amityville: Dollhouse
Resident Evil² (2002 film)
²The first live-action entry was released in the same year as the critically acclaimed Gamecube remake of 1996 PS1 original.
 
Way of the Wicked
Curse of the Witching Tree
Talisman
4.3

Legends Never Die

All Eyez On Me
Urban Legends: Final Cut
Juice Wrld album
Hammercult album
Saw III tagline
4.4

Some Legends Never Die

Dracula Reborn
The Hollow (2004)
Two more.

Hatchet III
This legend never dies
Old Henry
True legends never die
5.1

Anything goes.

Haunting in Hollow Creek
Secrets never die
Honeyblood - Babes Never Die
Fall Out Boy - Believers Never Die
Clickers Never Die
Demons Never Die
Exorcists Never Die
Biohazard: Gun Survivor 4: Heroes Never Die³
³Known outside of Japan as Resident Evil: Dead Aim.

5.2

Your Demise - Ignorance Never Dies
Tomorrow Never Dies
Hardcore Never Dies
Possession (2009)
Fear never dies
7 Mummies
Greed never dies
Dark Remains
Pain never dies
Dead West
Revenge never dies
Ethan Never Dies is a trophy/achievement in Resident Evil 7: Biohazard.

Some sets have to be admired.

This is one of them.

Line of Fire⁴
Some answers are worth waiting for...
American title for The Swap and by pure coincidence, also a 1989 on-rails Sega lightgun arcade.

Oh, In the Line of Fire is a 1993 political action thriller.

The Caller
Some calls are best left unanswered.
Mob Land
Some crimes can't be forgiven
Concrete Plans
Some debts are paid in blood
A Stranger Among the Living
Some demons you can't outrun.
Jimmy's Hall
Some dreams are worth fighting for
The Haunting of Hell Hole Mine
Some evil won't stay buried
Xtro
Some extra-terrestrials aren't friendly.
Keeping Mum
Some family secrets are best kept buried.
13 Fanboy
Some fans love you to death
Jade
Some fantasies fo too far.
The Innkeepers
Some guests never check out
Star Leaf
Some highs are out of this world
Replicas
Some humans are unstoppable
Kate's Addiction
Some hungers can't be satisfied
Clownface
Some legends are best left dead
Sleeping Dogs⁵ (2024)
Some lies never die
⁵ntbcw unrelated 2012 video game of same name.

And.

Abigail Haunting
Some lies never die
Moving on.

Ghost Image
Some lives refuse to be erased.
G
Some love triangles come full circle.
Serena
Some loves can never let you go
Ghosts in the Machine
Some machines should never be turned on
Off Piste
Some mistakes will haunt you forever
Legendary (2013)
Some myths should be left alone
The Unfolding
Some nightmares you don't wake up from
So Cold the River
Some pasts won't let go
Patient Z: The Infected
Some patients are not meant to recover
The Haunting of Bates Hotel
Some people are best left alone
Burying the Ex
Some relationships just won't die
Vampires Suck
Some sagas just won't die.
Ghosted
Some sentences never end
Lair of the Beast
Some species are best left undiscovered
Mammon - Season One
Some ties are stronger than others
Off the Rails
Some trips stay with you for a lifetime
Secret Window
Some windows should never be opened
Sx_Tape
Some sex tapes shouldn't be made
⁶ntbcw Sex Tape (2014).

Until next time.
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