How the following got approved for retail distribution is beyond my comprehension.
Presenting the calm before the storm.
Finding Dory/Finding Nemo, Frozen II/Frozen and Sicario 2: Soldado/Sicario
It Chapter Two/It, Zombieland: Double Tap/Zombieland and Jumanji: The Next Level/Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Placing sequel
before original makes absolutely no sense.
But wait.
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The Boy/Brahms: The Boy II |
See. It can be done right.
Planet of the Apes and
Thor trilogies also understood concept.
Miscellany
Okay, now shit really hits the fan.
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Zombie Resurrection Prey for salvation |
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Timber Falls Prey for the missing... |
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Apocalypse of the Dead Prey for the living |
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The Heretics Prey they don't find you |
I
pray that something got it right.
Hello, what's this?
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The Sacrament Pray for salvation |
Nice one.
Its and
it's are regularly used incorrectly.
Observe.
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At first glance, Convergence commits no crimes. |
But perversely, goof is by
Geek Legion of Doom.
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"Doesn't hold back it's punches" |
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Off World (aka Dark Space) Humanity's greatest discovery and it's greatest threat... |
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Labor Pains (back cover) Pregnancy has it's privileges!! |
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Contracted: Phase I/Phase II |
So
numeral is favoured over number.
That's important guys, because
back cover is all over the shop.
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Blah blah... the originator of the virus and the man who may hold the key to the salvation of mankind... or it's destruction! Picking up where the first film left off Contracted: Phase 2 etc etc. |
(Sigh).
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Stephen King wrote Cujo, but despite bizarre inference - didn't star in film adaptation. |
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Frankensteins Army |
How can I include
apostrophe when it's not there in the first place?
Direct-to-video horror
Shark Zone features
Great Whites.
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But dorsal fin looks more like a Killer whale. |
Idiots.
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The awesome reality is triangular. |
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The Complex Hideo Nakata directed Ring, not The Ring. |
Gore Verbinski remade 1998 classic as
The Ring in 2002, changing villain's name from Sadako Yamamura to Samara Morgan.
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The Snowman Based on the terrifying bestseller by Jo Nesbo. |
Author of Harry Hole series is
Norwegian, meaning final letter of surname should be
ΓΈ, (or
miniscule).
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Amusingly, back cover gets symbol spot on. |
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Bride of Chucky Donny Yu directed Freddy vs Jason, not Freddie vs Jason. |
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Paranormal Activity 3 (back cover) Blah blah 'young sisters Katie and Kristie' etc etc. Name is actually spelled Kristi. |
Expect the unexpected
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Savages Crossing John Jarret was the star of Wolf Creek/Wolf Creek 2. Really? I thought it was John Jarratt. |
Holy... SHIT!
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Confined Trapped, adandoned but not alone |
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?
Proof-reading was clearly
abandoned.
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Battle of the Damned (2013) stars Swedish legend Dolph Lundgren. |
But turning case over.
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Doplh Lundgren is Max Gatling, etc etc. |
HA HA HA!
More embarrassing is
The Haunting of Annie Dyer (aka
Nocturnal Activity).
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Feature presentation is rated 18. |
Back cover disagrees
and agrees.
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Our friends at the BBFC certified appalling situation 15, but consumer advice states: 'Suitable only for persons of 18 years and over'. |
Does another example of identical ilk exist?
Probably not.
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