Epic conclusion pulls out all the stops.
Legend.
EU - Europe
NA - North America
After Burner II (EU/NA) - Mega Drive/Genesis F-15 Eagle is depicted, but we fly an F-14 Tomcat. |
Parodius (EU/NA) - NES Miss Mishitarina replaces Chichibinta Rika, yet Las Vegas showgirl is here. Also, Honey Mikayo (blonde in yellow dress) doesn't appear. |
Largo Winch: Empire Under Threat - PS2, PC, Gamecube and Xbox Protagonist looks very dapper in a cloud grey jacket and matching trousers. |
But according to back.
Billionaire wears blue jeans. |
Not even close.
Back to the Future Part II - home computers
We haven't gone back to 1955 to stop Biff's plan, because we're still in 2015. |
Whoa this is heavy.
Akira - Amiga/CD32
Embarrassing pile of shit was an insult to the licence.
Anyway, to business.
2019 Neo Tokyo is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E |
Oops, it should be Neo-Tokyo and E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
However.
Wrongs are fixed. |
But that's all they got right.
30 years after World War 3. |
Really?
Source material begs to differ.
31 years after World War III |
No fucking excuse.
Two screens with nonsense captions.
During a battle between the gangs Tetsuo, Kenedas childhood friend, loses control of his bike and just misses hitting one of the escaping mutant children. |
Tetsuo mutates into a hideous blubblery mass. |
No such word, but blubbery is.
Kenada - leader of the Capsule Gang & Tetsuo - childhood friend of Keneda © 1987 Akira Committee |
Anime was released in 1988, not 1987.
Okay, I've held back, so is it Kenada or Keneda?
Neither, because it's Kaneda.
HA HA HA!
Ninja Remix
C64
Game is an improved version of Last Ninja 2: Back with a Vengeance.
Let's check that.
This product is to be regarded as an updated version of Last Ninja II. |
You arrive in this frightening and awesome modern world bringing nothing with you save your intelligence, skill and cunning and burning desire for vengence. |
Dictionary shall have vengeance, in this life or the next.
For shits and confusing giggles, NES port of LN 2 (exclusive to NA) was simply called The Last Ninja.
(Bares teeth).
Amiga/Atari ST
Cover is the same. |
Game is a port of original.
Just... P-I-S-S OFF!
LN 2 was ported to 16 bits under the correct title, making shit even more fucking bizarre.
Considering game doesn't exist under this moniker - astonishing stuff.
Reverse. Reverse.
Miscellany
Strap yourself in for the home straight.
The House of the Dead (EU) - Saturn Not for the faint-hearted only those with nerves of steel and lighting reflexes will survive. Those who possess lightning reflexes are fucked then. |
Silent Hill 3 (NA) - PS2 Heather Morris is the voice actress, not character. |
Apidya - Amiga Sorcerer is misspelled as sorceror. |
Die Hard Arcade (EU) - Saturn Presidents should be President's. |
Die Hard Trilogy (EU) - PS1 Three incredible adventures - Once intense game. That is one brilliant mistake |
Operation Wolf - home computers The No. 1 arcade of 1988 is recreated perfectly - 6 levels of thrilling coin-op action are brought to life on your home micro. Arcade was released in 1987. |
NAM-1975 (EU/NA) - Neo Geo The roar of the helicopters overhead snaps us back into reality. Will never forget the nightmare of that Summer. Pretty sure they meant we'll. |
Space Rebellion (EU) - PS2 Did they definately fuck up? Definitely. |
Journey - Amiga The use of 'a' is fine, until the end. This is what makes Journey a uniquely compelling entertainment. Which of course makes no sense. |
Equinox (EU) - SNES Y (HUGE GAP) our. At first I thought my eyes were deceiving me, but... |
The Terminator (EU/NA) - SNES Kyle Reese's mission is to go back in time to protect Sarah Conner, mother of John Conner. The rest of us remember Connor. |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (EU) - GBA In the original timeline, Arnie was always a Model T-101, not T-100. |
Ocean Commander (EU) - PS2 Its your mission to protect territorial water as a special arms commander, by using dreadnought, arms and military equipements. Its should be It's and I only carry equipment. |
Last Ninja 2: BWAV (Limited Edition) - C64 To help us complete our quest we''re given a Shiraken Star. No such weapon, but in case of emergencies, I always carry a shuriken or two. |
Castlevania: Vampire's Kiss (EU) - SNES Is Richter skillfull enough to banish Dracula to beyond Eternity? Maybe, but I'm too skilful for my own good. |
Jaws - home computers Ignoring re-imagined story, assholes are under the delusion that protagonist is Brody, not Brodie. Spinning on to the end. Mans' deepest fear is back. Nope, it should be Man's. |
Nigel Mansell's World Championship Racing (EU) - SNES Yes, the mistake is in the title, as they 'forgot' Racing. More so, hold onto your enegines. |
Waterworld: The Quest for Dry Land - PC Attack and escape from enemy atolls on jet-skis, assult craft and rocket barges. It's an assault to the senses. |
Eliminator - Amiga A war machine whose solitary quest is to eradicate all forms of life - travelling from planet to planet obliterating all in it's path. Yes, its wrong. |
Goat Simulator - PC This was possibly done on purpose, but goats go 'Maaaa', not 'Baaaa'. |
California Games (EU) - NES Win individual events or wrap up the hole competition. It's guaranteed to get your adrenalin pumping! I get a different rush, the adrenaline kind. |
International Ninja Rabbits - Amiga The sequel to Ninja Rabbits features even more agressive animals. Now if critters were aggressive, then I'd really be shitting myself. |
Maniac Mansion (EU) - NES Your task is to help Dave choose a rescue team and guide them on the wildest, wierdest mission your NES system has ever seen. One of the weirdest blurbs I've ever read. |
Populous (EU) - SNES When can the man excell the God? Who can say? But I excel at such matters. |
R-Type (EU) - Master System It's your against the creatures of the evil Bydo Empire! Or more appropriately, it's you against... |
Robocop 3 (EU) - Mega Drive Old Detroit. The streets are full of danger. Only one man can stand alone against such numbers. Robocop! To quote Dick Jones, he's a cyborg you idiot. |
Signing off.
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