The Essential Selection - Chapter Three

Enjoy a tasty, meaty, bouncy, bumper edition.

Browning

Alex Browning - Final Destination

Browning - PC Engine-CD
Title actually stands for BROWN INnovatory Gunner.

Dr. Browning - Orphan

Emily Browning

John M. Browning

Morris Browning - Wild Pilot

Mr. Browning - Hellbound: Hellraiser II

Robert Browning

The Browning Version
Terence Rattigan's play was adapted several times for television and film.

War of the Dead
PC-88 port of MSX 2 original was subbed Browning's Resurrection.

Oh, The Browning are a metal band.

Contra finishes things off.

Browny - Hard Corps

BR-W9 or Brownie - Rebirth

Crossed objects

The Jolly Roger need not apply.

Eminem - Shady XV

Jackass

Laid to Rest

Loon

Rocket Knight Adventures 2

Winchester Pictures Corp.

Xiu Xiu - Angel Guts: Red Classroom

Rugby heads

Pickings are slim, but that's to be expected.

Bob - Sid the Sexist regular - Viz

Arnold - Hey Arnold

Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth

Stewie - Family Guy

Eclipses

Album covers that aren't very bright.

AFI - Burials

Ian Brown - Remixes of the Spheres

Perfect Beings - Perfect Wings

Placebo - Battle for the Sun

Son Lux - Lanterns

Tangerine Dream - Zeit

Wolves at the Gate - Eclipse

Bleeding eyes

Unsurprisingly, horror dominates.

Blasphemous

City of the Living Dead

Blinded - Fatal Frame aka Project Zero series

Dorothy - Clock Tower 3

Lysandra - God of War (2005)

Daniella - Haunting Ground

Resident Evil 5
A villager is infected with the Uroborus virus.

Eveline - Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

Resident Evil: Damnation
A Las Plagas parasite does its thing.

The Descent
Sarah hallucinates a bloodied Juno.

The Eye (2008)

Deathbats

Well something to that effect.

Avenged Sevenfold

Cabal (1989 arcade)

Skull Wing - Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monster

Overkill
Bat is named Chaly.

Finally.

Evil Dead II vs House (1986)

Rather similar, yes?

Canine companions

Whether sidekick or pet - I've got shit covered.

Fiona and Hewie - Haunting Ground

Galford and Poppy - Samurai Shodown series

Neville and Sam - I Am Legend

Jack and Shadow - Dead to Rights series

Daisy and John Wick

Dooley and Jerry Lee - K-9

Miyako and Kereb - Siren series

Riggs and Sam - Lethal Weapon series

Ninja and Shadow - Shadow Dancer (arcade)

Turner & Hooch

Blood vomit

Mailer - 28 Days Later

28 Days Later: The Aftermath

Evil Dead
Mia gives Olivia a wash.

Medusa - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2

Metal Slug 3
If player becomes a zombie, gory stream of destruction becomes your attack.

Creature vomit

Ash vs Evil Dead - S1 E10

Brand New Cherry Flavour

Poltergeist II: The Other Side

Silent Hill 3

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

Wishmaster

Resident Evil 0

Resident Evil 2 (1998)

Check these out.

Centipede

The Exorcist - S1 E2

Rings (2005)

Hair clump

Rings (2017)

Let Her Out

Foul play?

Who knows?

Disclaimers

Many variations exist, but here's your typical movie example.

"The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. Any identification with actual persons (living of dead) is purely coincidental."

Others decided to have a bit of fun.

The Flintstones

The producers wish to thank the people of Bedrock and the Bedrock film commission, without whose assistance this film could not have been made.

No dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this motion picture.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

The producers would like thank all the fish who have taken part in this film. We hope that other fish will follow the example of those who have participated, so that, in future, fish all over the world will live together in harmony and understanding, and put aside their petty differences, cease pursuing and eating each other and live for a brighter, better future for all fish, and those who love them.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this movie. However, the same can't be said for the handlers of the raccoons and tree creatures.

Kung Fury

No dinosaurs were extinct in the making of this movie.

Blood Diner

Note: (All of the mutilations, bodily dismemberments and cannibal rituals were performed by seasoned professionals).

Please do not attempt any of these stunts at home.

Thank you.

Bad Taste

Any similarity with persons living or dead is an accident. Sorry.

Alien vs. Hunter

The events, characters, and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Find help if you think you look like a half praying mantis, half spider creature.

No animals were harmed in the production of this screenplay but a guy in scuba suit was. He's ok now. Ownership of this motion picture is protected by copyright, other applicable laws, and our fists, and any unauthorized duplication, distribution or execution of this motion picture could result in criminal prosecution as well as civil liability. (And it could result in a visit from the praying mantis/spider creature... Don't believe me? Test me. Go ahead... "GET 'EM ERWIN!!"

No Chance

All characters in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Except for John John Mantrixx, he's totally real.

V/H/S/94

Cinepocalypse Productions is the author of this film (motion picture) for the purpose of copyright and other laws. The characters, places and incidents portrayed herein are entirely fictitious and any similarity to any real people or places is purely coincidental.

This motion picture photoplay is protected pursuant to the provisions of the laws of the United States of America and other countries. Any unauthorized duplication, copying, distribution, exhibition or use may result in civil liability and/or criminal prosecution.

Don't make us unleash the Raatma.

HAIL RAATMA.

Blade II

No real reapers were hurt during the making of this film.

A Christmas Horror Story

No elves were harmed in the making of this film.

Watch If You Dare - Knob Goblins segment

All characters of Knob Goblins appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons or penis chomping creatures, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

The Boat

No boats were harmed in the making of this film.

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

The CHAINSAWS used in this Motion Picture are REAL and DANGEROUS! They are handled here by seasoned PROFESSIONALS. The makers of this Motion Picture advise strongly against anyone to attempting to perform these stunts at home. Especially if you are naked and about to engage in strenuous SEX.

The Hatching

No animals were harmed in the making of this film... only humans.

The Return of the Living Dead

The events portrayed in this film are all true. The names are real names of real people and real organizations.

The Rage

All freaks and mutant vultures were harmed in the making of this film.

Video games

Yeah, I know a few.

Shadow of the Beast - PC Engine

No dragons were harmed during the making of this game.

Resident Evil 4

The characters and events depicted in this game are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

This game is protected under the laws of the Raccoon Police Department. Unauthorised duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution by an appropriate S.T.A.R.S. member, and then some.

Shadows of the Damned

No demons were harmed in the making of this video game. George's horse got sick and somebody shot a goat head but that's about it.

Demons were filmed in their natural environment, in respect of the Underworld Natural Reserve National Bill 127/BIS issued in 1975 by the Ministry of Environmental Protection, Hell.

Any reference to existing demons, dead demons, places, names or events is purely coincidental and should be considered a work of fiction.

Until next time.