Browning
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| Alex Browning - Final Destination |
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| Browning - PC Engine-CD Title actually stands for BROWN INnovatory Gunner. |
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| Dr. Browning - Orphan |
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| Emily Browning |
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| John M. Browning |
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| Morris Browning - Wild Pilot |
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| Mr. Browning - Hellbound: Hellraiser II |
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| Robert Browning |
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| The Browning Version Terence Rattigan's play was adapted several times for television and film. |
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| War of the Dead PC-88 port of MSX 2 original was subbed Browning's Resurrection. |
Oh, The Browning are a metal band.
Contra finishes things off.
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| Browny - Hard Corps |
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| BR-W9 or Brownie - Rebirth |
Crossed objects
The Jolly Roger need not apply.
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| Eminem - Shady XV |
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| Jackass |
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| Laid to Rest |
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| Loon |
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| Rocket Knight Adventures 2 |
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| Winchester Pictures Corp. |
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| Xiu Xiu - Angel Guts: Red Classroom |
Rugby heads
Pickings are slim, but that's to be expected.
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| Bob - Sid the Sexist regular - Viz |
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| Arnold - Hey Arnold |
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| Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth |
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| Stewie - Family Guy |
Eclipses
Album covers that aren't very bright.
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| AFI - Burials |
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| Ian Brown - Remixes of the Spheres |
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| Perfect Beings - Perfect Wings |
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| Placebo - Battle for the Sun |
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| Son Lux - Lanterns |
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| Tangerine Dream - Zeit |
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| Wolves at the Gate - Eclipse |
Bleeding eyes
Unsurprisingly, horror dominates.
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| Blasphemous |
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| City of the Living Dead |
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| Blinded - Fatal Frame aka Project Zero series |
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| Dorothy - Clock Tower 3 |
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| Lysandra - God of War (2005) |
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| Daniella - Haunting Ground |
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| Resident Evil 5 A villager is infected with the Uroborus virus. |
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| Eveline - Resident Evil VII: Biohazard |
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| Resident Evil: Damnation A Las Plagas parasite does its thing. |
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| The Descent Sarah hallucinates a bloodied Juno. |
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| The Eye (2008) |
Deathbats
Well something to that effect.
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| Avenged Sevenfold |
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| Cabal (1989 arcade) |
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| Skull Wing - Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monster |
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| Overkill Bat is named Chaly. |
Evil Dead II vs House (1986)
Rather similar, yes?
Canine companions
Whether sidekick or pet - I've got shit covered.
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| Fiona and Hewie - Haunting Ground |
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| Galford and Poppy - Samurai Shodown series |
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| Neville and Sam - I Am Legend |
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| Jack and Shadow - Dead to Rights series |
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| Daisy and John Wick |
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| Dooley and Jerry Lee - K-9 |
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| Miyako and Kereb - Siren series |
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| Riggs and Sam - Lethal Weapon series |
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| Ninja and Shadow - Shadow Dancer (arcade) |
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| Turner & Hooch |
Blood vomit
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| Mailer - 28 Days Later |
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| 28 Days Later: The Aftermath |
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| Evil Dead Mia gives Olivia a wash. |
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| Medusa - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 |
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| Metal Slug 3 If player becomes a zombie, gory stream of destruction becomes your attack. |
Creature vomit
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| Ash vs Evil Dead - S1 E10 |
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| Brand New Cherry Flavour |
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| Poltergeist II: The Other Side |
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| Silent Hill 3 |
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| Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation |
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| Wishmaster |
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| Resident Evil 0 |
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| Resident Evil 2 (1998) |
Check these out.
Centipede
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| The Exorcist - S1 E2 |
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| Rings (2005) |
Hair clump
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| Rings (2017) |
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| Let Her Out |
Who knows?
Disclaimers
Many variations exist, but here's your typical movie example.
"The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. Any identification with actual persons (living of dead) is purely coincidental."
Others decided to have a bit of fun.
The Flintstones
The producers wish to thank the people of Bedrock and the Bedrock film commission, without whose assistance this film could not have been made.
No dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
The producers would like thank all the fish who have taken part in this film. We hope that other fish will follow the example of those who have participated, so that, in future, fish all over the world will live together in harmony and understanding, and put aside their petty differences, cease pursuing and eating each other and live for a brighter, better future for all fish, and those who love them.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this movie. However, the same can't be said for the handlers of the raccoons and tree creatures.
Kung Fury
No dinosaurs were extinct in the making of this movie.
Blood Diner
Note: (All of the mutilations, bodily dismemberments and cannibal rituals were performed by seasoned professionals).
Please do not attempt any of these stunts at home.
Thank you.
Bad Taste
Any similarity with persons living or dead is an accident. Sorry.
Alien vs. Hunter
The events, characters, and firms depicted in this photoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Find help if you think you look like a half praying mantis, half spider creature.
No animals were harmed in the production of this screenplay but a guy in scuba suit was. He's ok now. Ownership of this motion picture is protected by copyright, other applicable laws, and our fists, and any unauthorized duplication, distribution or execution of this motion picture could result in criminal prosecution as well as civil liability. (And it could result in a visit from the praying mantis/spider creature... Don't believe me? Test me. Go ahead... "GET 'EM ERWIN!!"
No Chance
All characters in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Except for John John Mantrixx, he's totally real.
V/H/S/94
Cinepocalypse Productions is the author of this film (motion picture) for the purpose of copyright and other laws. The characters, places and incidents portrayed herein are entirely fictitious and any similarity to any real people or places is purely coincidental.
This motion picture photoplay is protected pursuant to the provisions of the laws of the United States of America and other countries. Any unauthorized duplication, copying, distribution, exhibition or use may result in civil liability and/or criminal prosecution.
Don't make us unleash the Raatma.
HAIL RAATMA.
Blade II
No real reapers were hurt during the making of this film.
Watch If You Dare - Knob Goblins segment
All characters of Knob Goblins appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons or penis chomping creatures, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
The Boat
No boats were harmed in the making of this film.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
The CHAINSAWS used in this Motion Picture are REAL and DANGEROUS! They are handled here by seasoned PROFESSIONALS. The makers of this Motion Picture advise strongly against anyone to attempting to perform these stunts at home. Especially if you are naked and about to engage in strenuous SEX.
The Hatching
No animals were harmed in the making of this film... only humans.
The Return of the Living Dead
The events portrayed in this film are all true. The names are real names of real people and real organizations.
The Rage
All freaks and mutant vultures were harmed in the making of this film.
Video games
Yeah, I know a few.
Shadow of the Beast - PC Engine
No dragons were harmed during the making of this game.
Resident Evil 4
The characters and events depicted in this game are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
This game is protected under the laws of the Raccoon Police Department. Unauthorised duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution by an appropriate S.T.A.R.S. member, and then some.
Shadows of the Damned
No demons were harmed in the making of this video game. George's horse got sick and somebody shot a goat head but that's about it.
Demons were filmed in their natural environment, in respect of the Underworld Natural Reserve National Bill 127/BIS issued in 1975 by the Ministry of Environmental Protection, Hell.
Any reference to existing demons, dead demons, places, names or events is purely coincidental and should be considered a work of fiction.
Until next time.
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