Presenting my last escape.
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
The final numbered entry on PS1 begins 24 hours before Resi 2.
September 28th.
Daylight...
Somehow...
I'm still alive...
I appreciate the sun doesn't always shine during the day, but this is just taking the piss. |
Files
Some are a contradiction in terms.
Mercenary's Diary vs Merc's Diary
And I don't wanna hear any bullshit excuses about 'space'.
Continuity
When compared to the 'futuristic' Resi 2.
RPD
Lampshades
Barriers
Once inside, certain doors are boarded up.
Nemesis smashes though window, but glass is already broken.
Elsewhere, near the cable car, rig is seen in the background (which didn't crash until the following day).
That's what happens when you reuse assets.
Miscellany
Now for a host of oddities.
STARS should be S.T.A.R.S. |
Koi Japanes Food for Delivery |
Coution |
Big West Hotel Restourant |
Shoues |
Manager's Report Before you begin your new position, please allow me to give you some advise. |
Exevir battery transforms into company's mysterious competitor Enevir when taken from the Mayor Warren statue.
Hmmm.
Sign's description reads "NO TRESPASSING." |
AUTHORIZED PERSONS |
A zombie hiding inside a car provides a jump scare when it breaks out. Please observe door's position near gate. |
October 1st.
Night...
I woke up to the sound of falling rain.
I can't believe that I'm still alive...
Final act takes place post-Resi 2 and begins with Carlos.
"Raccoon City Hospital" and Raccoon Hospital. |
After fleeing building, it's chucking down during cut scene, but weather 'improves' when gameplay resumes.
Clock Tower
Antagonist is trying to break through the wall (which is currently undamaged). |
It's visibly cracked. |
And.
Nemesis should ignore Carlos because he's programmed to destroy S.T.A.R.S., not U.B.C.S. |
Bioweapon earlier attacked Mikhail in the cable car, but only because he was protecting Jill.
Back with lady pants.
"Alfred Cones" "1923 - 1986" |
Gravestone's inscription reads:
FATHER
Junior M Martin
Ending
Fire hydrant was spraying hard on 28th September, but three days later...
Guess water supply 'ran' out.
One more.
Schdule Manager Kotaro Nishio |
Resident Evil 3
Reimagining was an embarrassment.
Anyway.
Which then goes kaboom for no FUCKING reason. |
The resulting explosion throws her against 'Jack Baker's' car. |
Prior to cut scene, vehicle is nowhere to be seen. |
Anachronisms
John Ralph's ID card expires on 31/12/1999. Game is set in America, so date should be written as 12/31/1999. |
Override key Flash drives weren't invented until 1999 and not commercially available until 2000. |
Miscellany
Whisky refers to Canadian, Scottish or Japanese grain spirits and more importantly, whiskey refers to grain spirits distilled in Ireland and the United States.
MGL stands for Multiple Grenade Launcher so we're carrying a Multiple Grenade Launcher Grenade Launcher. |
Nemesis is good at killing everybody except Jill, in this case Tyrell. |
Isaac Graves' diary Umbrella owns this town. There was this guy they caught trying to smuggle out company secrets. They essentially fed him to one of the Betas. FED HIM. I saw the whole thing. |
Betas can't gobble you up, but Gammas aren't so hampered.
Fucking puke-breathing, toad-faced motherfuckers!
After Jill acquires the vaccine, colour changes from pink to purple.
Unfinished Activity Log 9/28 2000. Got eyes on two S.T.A.R.S.: a male (infected) and female. Bioweapon is pursuing the female. |
In-game map
Raw and unedited.
Carlos and Tyrell's search for Nathaniel Bard begins on:
September 29, 2:34 a.m. - R.P.D. West Gate
And ends:
4:43 a.m. S.T.A.R.S. Office
Then we flashback to Jill after cable car's derailment.
Several minutes earlier - Subway Tunnels
For some inexplicable reason, an explosion sets Nemesis on fire.
Can somebody please tell me what the FUCK is going on? |
Bitch manages to scramble over a barrier into a nearby river (bizarrely causing mutation).
Jill contacts Carlos (who's still at the S.T.A.R.S. Office) and their conversation is played out.
Jill! Come in! Boss fight begins when previous section ends, meaning it's 4:43 a.m. |
Saint Michael's Clock Tower confirms time. |
Back with Nicholai's pesky file.
9/29 0700. Metamorphosis in the bioweapon triggered by a hostile encounter with JV (video attached). JV has been infected and is non-responsive. Collected samples per orders. |
Metamorphosis had nothing to do with Jill and hostile encounter occurs after mutation.
Also, insipid boss battle apparently lasted for exactly 2h 17m.
BULLSHIT!
If we explore area before attempting to leave, an ice cream van can be found.
Menu boasts a variety of 'interesting' flavours.
Rum Rasin should be spelled Raisin. Badam is almond, so Almond Almond. Similarly, Anjeer is fig, so Fig Fig. |
Roughly half a day later
If we believe what we're told, story picks up around 3:30 p.m.
Carlos finds Jill infected and discards his CQBR Assault Rifle. |
When supercop is carried away, he doesn't retrieve weapon and it's vanished. |
So it took them 5h 50m to reach destination?
If only game was as epic.
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