Previous animals had a bit of everything.
And now in 2018, another trilogy concludes.
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The Dark Knight Rises Selina Kyle becomes Selina Klye. |
That's just for kicks.
Now the real fun begins.
Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
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If your desktop PC's output device is a moniter, I'd suggest pictorial display is composed of poxels, mouce is used to navigate screen and commands are typed on a keybored. |
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Once upon an interview, I failed to secure empolyment for a job I can't remember. Rejection letter later confirmed that my techuiques simply weren't up to scratch. That'll teach me for taking advice from Balrog. |
Seed
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After 10 mintues of proof-reading, is this the only boo boo in newspaper article?
Unfortunatly not. |
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Whoever decided to hire the services of a world famous physic needs shooting. |
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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Shoes, shins, thigh, breifs and jacket? Err, what? The 'i before e' rule doesn't always work, but this is just taking the piss. |
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Primary target guidlines initialized and TX protocol requests aditional buffer channels. Apart from those rather important issues, analysis classification scan : 34 is spiffing. |
The Uninvited (2009)
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Forensics reveal the children were [censored] sedated before being stabbed repeatedly. Grim description still weighs heavilly on my mind. |
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I want you to know, or should I say 'known', that errors can be very unpredicable, and evidence of this fact has been issued oday. |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
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In desperately cheesy front page headline, filmmakers insult our intelligence by using a different colour for 'shreds'.
Anyway, city reels after Foot Clan seige. Now that's FUNNY. |
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Search result shows New Yorks omits apostrophe on two separate occasions. Systen, and rather bizarrely, n eported places icing on top of corrupted cake. |
Bruce Almighty
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As paragraph is all about cash, opening sentence should read debts, not depts. |
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First off, Yahweh! is an obvious parody of Yahoo! Okay, subject of Alfredo Gomez's email states House Improvments. If only plea was for improvements, then maybe he'd be in business. |
The Running Man
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Accomodations is an m short of somewhere to stay. |
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Say hello to retreval, (retrieval's distant little friend). |
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According to Police Sector VI, Jason 'Jay Man' Argo's occu'pation' is interpretor. Even if translation is up shit creek without a certain paddle, under no circumstances should anybody contact this asshole.
You have been warned. |
Miscellany
Buckle up and enjoy the grand finale.
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22 Jump Street Even in American English, refered always has two 'rr's'. |
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Split On behalf of Tulane University, faculty of political scineces award Karen Fletcher with the degree of Master of Psychology. Congratulations and a right royal piss up would normally be in order, but if I was her, I'd return certificate in protest. |
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A Room To Die For Should Matthew J. Gunn and Devanand Shanmugam be proud of their screenpaly?
I sincerely hope not. |
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Enemy Predictive search algorithm ironically predicts a mistake in the form of habilitaded. Wait a mo, adam bell and adam belle? Double oops. |
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Gothika Examing summary on the Mexican legend of Anima Sola highlights something else. Can't think what? |
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Let Us Prey The first thing that bothers me is International Police Cooperation, which makes absolutely no fucking sense, as fictitious PNC should end with Corporation. As for Bryan Heffington (AKA The Whale), what a naughty boy he 'was'. Charges include assault, fraud and murder, but most heinous of all is posession of stolen goods. For that alone, hope asshole is wallowing in the eternal fires of typo hell. |
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Ransom (1996) Having $4,000,000.00 transfered into my less than healthy bank account would be happy days, months and years.
But on general principle, I must rudely decline. |
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Ratatouille Against all odds, some bullshit about Chef Alfredo Linguini's restaurant has recaputured... Err, I have no idea and d'yer know what - I don't really care. |
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Sucker Punch Lennox House for the Mentally Insane certainly lives up to its name, as admission form demands particulars of religious persuassion. Outright blasphemy if ever I saw it. |
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The Changeling Februry eh? My calendar states February. Somebody's spouting monthly bilge, and it ain't me. |
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The Net To this day, reference remains unresovled. And rightly so. |
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The Number 23 Blahdy blah contains a stunning statement.
Dead men are just as leacherous. On that note, I take it the living variety would be lecherous. |
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Twelve Monkeys Pretty weird one this, as crude depiction on suitcase is obviously that of a whale, so why is word immediately below wales? Welshed if I know. |
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Jurassic World Unidentified male who disshatched return request at gyrostation HQ was subsequently sacked for claiming status of indominus male.
Dismissal was spectacularly overturned at Isla Nublar magistrates' court, leaving spectators in raptors. |
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Jumper Ever visited Prauge, the Czech Republic's capital? You have? Respect. |
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Nails Visiting the Super Natural website is conditional that you can see dead people. More importantly, I know how to percieve multidimensional beings. On my left bollock - it's THE TRUTH. |
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Open Water 3: Cage Dive Guts & Glory. Live Tuesdays and Saturadays. I won't be applying to be a contestant on new reality game show, as I'm only available on Wednesdays and Sundrays. |
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St. Trinians There's no need to underline that the 7 Laws of Crime includes extortian. If only eccentric star had used his 'noggin', then such nonsense could have been avoided. |
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