First off, enjoy some brilliant, and often bizarre goofs.
Yet in reality.
Guess he applied some Just For Men.
But wait a minute.
In case it's not immediately obvious, poster 'stole' mask from original.
That's bad, but this is even worse.
Fine.
But in one of the worst fucking films of all time...
Ha ha ha!
Zooming in.
Wanted Angelina Jolie appears to be missing neck and thumb is freakishly long. Despite these imperfections, lady of the moment still oozes sex appeal. |
Alien: Covenant Xenomorph's slimy silver slaver is dribbling the wrong way. |
Bangkok Dangerous What is Nic searching for inside his jacket? Why is other hand holding an invisible gun? Sadly, these are questions I don't have the answers to. |
Ong Bak 2: The Beginning Elephant rider has no feet. |
Spider-Man 2 If all my veins and arteries were stretched out in a line, they'd circle the world twice. That's nothing, compared to Mary Jane's arm. |
Byzantium From the filmmakers of Interview with a Vampire. Hmmm, I remember Brad Pitt telling Christian Slater his life story in Interview with the Vampire. Later posters acknowledged this fact. |
Justice League Gal Gadot is considerably shorter than her fellow co-stars, but promotional material begs to differ. I blame it on those not so killer boots. |
Street Kings Keanu Reeves manages to fire gun without squeezing the trigger. MY FUCKING HERO. |
Unknown (2011) At no point does Liam Neeson's character hold a gun. |
I Think I Love My Wife Woman standing behind Chris Rock forgot her other leg. What the FUCK? |
Pretty Woman Rcihard Gere's millionaire has jet black hair. |
He's a silver fox. |
The Spy Next Door There's something wrong with Jackie Chan's hand. |
I didn't know the great man was deformed. We all have our off days I guess. |
Double Dragon Evil has just met it's match! The NES version of Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones infamously referring to Billy as 'Bimmy' was funny, but this is just goddamn offensive. |
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers Due to Season of the Witch existing independently, fourth (in the original timeline) is actually the sequel to Halloween II. |
Mikey's mask is completely different to one shown. |
That's bad, but this is even worse.
Halloween: Resurrection Jamie Lee Curtis has short hair. |
But in one of the worst fucking films of all time...
Shaggy barnet is 'slightly' longer than we're led to believe. |
Lazy bastards just lifted shit from Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later. |
Q (1982) I appreciate it's very small, but mistake is in tagline. |
It's name is Quetzalcoatl... |
Still, art by Boris Vallejo eases the pain.
Bonus round
You'll never look at the following in the same way again.
Back with Halloween.
Finally.
Zooming in.
Awesome stuff.
You'll never look at the following in the same way again.
A death's-head hawkmoth covers mush in The Silence of the Lambs. |
Design was modified to represent what's become known as the Dalí Skull. |
The Descent also had the same idea. |
Billy's jean button in Gremlins displays Amblin logo, which of course stems from E.T. |
Squinting helps... |
This is also true (and more visible) in The New Batch. |
Take a peek at the top right of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. |
Obscured yes, but I suggest word is Korben's. Bruce Willis portrayed taxi driver Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element. |
Hand clutching butcher knife in John Carpenter's genre-defining original is more than five psychotic digits. |
Screaming face remains disturbing (and clever). |
Land of the Dead features a special cameo. |
Tom Savini's Machete Zombie is the undead version of Blades from Dawn of the Dead (1978). |
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