Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest An Officer and a Gentleman has a lot to answer for... |
Gateworld Back in 1993, dignity wasn't held in high regard. |
A Room for Romeo Brass Pants! |
Quiw! Is this some kind of sick and twisted variation on Alice in Wonderland? |
Metro Look I know my portrayal of Alex Foley was irritating but there's no need to shoot me. |
Pilot Dow: Behind Enemy Lines This is frankly unacceptable and totally terrible. I've seen more effort from a frustrated burger flipper. |
Ratman Dur dur, squeak, squeak. It appears that this is among the worst rip-offs of Jaws ever. |
Sum 41 - Does This Look Infected? Shit, I missed my ear. Does this look infected? No, this looks fucked. |
Bad Manners Your tongue encourages my bad manners in telling this cover art to fuck right off. |
Time Bandit It's awkward, corny and it's absolutely shit. If only I was looking at a title with an 's' at the end of these two words then I'd be looking at Randall, Robin Hood and time holes. |
Lone Soldier A lone asshole designed this piece of chunky shit. Why is there a target on his gun hole, oh I know, they got confused with his forehead. |
Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu Due to the quality of this wonderful representation of Mr. Chan, they might as well have used a mountain of manure. |
Last Battle If I was this sprite, I'd be getting really fucking angry... |
Die Hard Arcade Apart from the vest, I am unable to give a decent explanation for this fabulous fuck up. |
Fighting Force 2 It's Lone Solider, the unofficial sequel. |
Fiendish Freddy's Big Top O' Fun This convinces everybody that no clown, no matter how friendly, is friendly. His tongue draping like a badly folded towel just adds to the horror. |
Eye of Horus Samuel L. Jackson stated had to deal with snakes on crack in B-movie effort Snakes on a Plane. Allow me to present, Horus on Steroids. |
The Happiest Days of Your Life A perverted and demented descendant of The Krankies legs it from a psychotic mortar board wearing stereotype. They are made for each other. |
Anma's Frantic Frantic and fucked, childish and chastised, demented and dangerous, tortured and tormented. Yup, that just about sums up the designer... |
4D Boxing It doesn't matter what dimension or angle this is viewed in, it won't make things any fucking better. |
Black Belt Well after Phalanx, the mood is lightened with Master System. The time it took for the design of this is shorter than the average piss and subsequent toilet flush. |
Zillion Err, yeah - a microwave oven. The game involves platforms, not micro chips or any other type of microwaveable fodder. |
Fighting Fury As a seasoned gaming veteran, I know of much cover art and this is hilariously FUCKING SHIT. If this doesn't encourage fury, I don't know what can. |
The Ninja Another superb example. The toilet flushes another turd... |
Superspike V'Ball Prap! I think there's a similar word I can think of that rhymes... Oh, it begins with 'C'. |
Isolated Warrior Cover art can be basked in gold, or basked in tumultuous turmoil. I love rhetorical questions almost as much as I hate mainstream music. |
Player Manager After skying a penalty in the final of the World Cup, I always celebrate by attacking the goal net and for that brief moment, I couldn't be any fucking happier. |
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