Schwarzenegger funnies!
It's the turn of everybody's favourite Austrian action man.
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I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm. |
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The ecstasy of wearing a tee is overwhelming. I cannot begin to understand what the fuck is going on here. |
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Never mind about your physique or the interview love, let's have a look at your tits. |
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Don't stop there Grace and if you play your cards right, I have a different kind of stick you can hold... |
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Behold, the meeting of three legendary fossils. |
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Despite the millions I have, money can't buy you suitable organ enhancement. |
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Starring in these types of shit fests has finally driven me insane. |
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Thank goodness for 1996 because back then, I could still comfortably carry two gun props. |
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Arrrrggggghhhhhh! Why can a bunch of kids act better than me? |
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Clinton, when you've done your thing - you're terminated asshole. |
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It's so hard to disguise utter contempt for such embarrassment. Deep down, I reckon Sly would really love to stick a real one on him. |
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Arnie and Bruce still thought it was amusing for Sly to reiterate the fact that his party sausage still hasn't grown... |
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Sly was excited at the news that Arnie had agreed to reimagine and/or reboot Over the Top as Rick Zumwalt rejected The Expendables 3. |
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Ben Richards looks in a bit of discomfort as a travelling matte image |
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Top tip - staring at a knife will not intimidate steel. |
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Hmmmm, I like the look of this. |
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On second thoughts... |
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You'll pay for that you bastard as this helmet has left me feeling horny. |
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Matrix, here's your pay cheque. Thanks Cindy, this should cover a replacement shirt. |
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He didn't take the news of 'boys have a penis, girls have a vagina' very well. |
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Arnie will find it less painful acting with Jesse Ventura in Predator |
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Richards, I love the saw but I like gritting my teeth better. |
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Dangling from a chopper is so much fun... |
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Looking calm and comfortable for the camera. |
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Sorry Ben, you get to travel second class, what d'yer think? |
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You cold-blooded bastard, I'll tell you what I think of it. I live to see you eat that contract. But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine. |
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You look pissed Ben, believe me you've got every right to be. But ICS operate a complaints procedure and they make excellent toilet paper. |
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Complaint? What the fuck is a complaint? |
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Which sick asshole invited Pamela Anderson? |
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What a fine specimen ladies. Do I hear ten? Twenty? |
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Listen you old cow, a peck and no tongues. |
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Ooooohhhhh matron, the auction is closed as this beef is mine. |
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Ben, I can't remember my next line, can you help me out? |
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The heavy burden of losing my virginity has been lifted but if my unfortunate lover had seen my 'satisfaction', she wouldn't be screaming "I'll be back!" |
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Hey Danny, isn't it fucking hilarious taking a piss? Not really, I'm just reading about a sex line for Hobbits. |
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Not that way you imbecile... |
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It's this fucking way. |
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The camouflage proved to be more attractive than first thought. |
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Awww, he needs a shirt to protect his shoulder from a prop that weighs less than the average paper bag. What a pussy! |
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The make-up department succeeded in making him more attractive. |
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Having an unworthy skull is more useful than a four-leaf clover. |
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How dare you give me Sully's false leg. |
Arnie will be back for more.
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